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Hey, I didn't write this, I just report........




Bartender's Psychology

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results -


Drink: Beer


Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.


Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Blender Drinks


Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.


Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.


Drink: Mixed Drinks


Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.


Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................


Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)


Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.


Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.


Drink: White Zinfandel


Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.


Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an easy target.


Drink: Shots


Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.


Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed.


Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!


Drink: Tequila


No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.





THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----


The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut -


Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.


Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.


Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.


Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.


Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.


White Zinfandel: He's gay

Edited by BSG
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Spot On! I have managed about 4 bars in my life and this is dead on right. trink39.gif
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