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Hey, I didn't write this, I just report........

 

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Bartender's Psychology

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results -

 

Drink: Beer

 

Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.

 

Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

 

Drink: Blender Drinks

 

Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.

 

Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

 

Drink: Mixed Drinks

 

Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.

 

Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................

 

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)

 

Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.

 

Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

 

Drink: White Zinfandel

 

Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.

 

Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an easy target.

 

Drink: Shots

 

Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.

 

Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed.

 

Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

 

Drink: Tequila

 

No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

 

 

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THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----

 

The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut -

 

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

 

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

 

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

 

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

 

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

 

White Zinfandel: He's gay

Edited by BSG
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Spot On! I have managed about 4 bars in my life and this is dead on right. trink39.gif
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