The Notorious B.S.G. Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 (edited) Hey, I didn't write this, I just report........ ______________________________ Bartender's Psychology Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results - Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an easy target. Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad! Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut - Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid. Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. White Zinfandel: He's gay Edited May 20, 2005 by BSG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 LOL HEY BSG!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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launchpad67a Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Spot On! I have managed about 4 bars in my life and this is dead on right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Because it's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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