DonnaWanna Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 (edited) http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/4350/jakw4nr.jpghttp://img113.imageshack.us/img113/2996/jawkami4to.gif Edited May 26, 2006 by DonnaWanna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 http://www.carpetkare.com./images/flag.gif jawk jaw remembers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/MarthaSmall.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ May 27 2006, 07:21 PM) http://www.carpetkare.com./images/flag.gif jawk jaw remembers. wow... never thought we'd see that smiley in a jawk jaw post did we? Wish we could package up jawk jaw and send it to the boys right now eh tick? They could use some jawkkin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 (edited) http://vt100.net/hazeltine/h1500-rm/h1500rm-cover.png You write text, it dispays text. It's Jack Jaw's 1,500 computer, it's feelingas are real so type gently!!! Edited May 29, 2006 by Disco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted May 29, 2006 Author Share Posted May 29, 2006 i was noticing looking at my place among top all time posters that im closing in on esmerelda ! wow i feel like bary bonds passing babe ruth . only im steroid free and esmereldas numbers were totally tainted by post enhancing devices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ May 29 2006, 04:57 PM)i was noticing looking at my place among top all time posters that im closing in on esmerelda ! wow i feel like bary bonds passing babe ruth . only im steroid free and esmereldas numbers were totally tainted by post enhancing devices. Here it Ain't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Jack Jaw loves a poem... Fishing for girls I got my rod And I'm holding it tight I got my tackle D'you think they'll bite? I've got the lines And I've got the knack I reel them in Then I throw them back I'm going fishing Fishing for girls In a river called Love I'm gonna catch Young ones, old ones Hot ones, cold ones In a river called Love Swim a little closer, girl And see the worm I'm dangling Show me to your river bed Where I'll be angling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 World Cup Fever breaks out, right here at Jawk- Jaw http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/5594/1wc2as.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/2157/2wc6ky.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/bobwire/37327-450x450.jpg A Jawk Jaw Portrait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/bobwire/image020.jpg We can over come with Jawk Jaw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/bobwire/Star_Blazers8.gif Derek WildStar leading the charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/bobwire/loondanc.gif Jawk Jaw 1500+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted May 31, 2006 Author Share Posted May 31, 2006 THE BACKS OF MY LEGS ! . . . STICKIN TO THE PLEATHER ! HEY HEY HEY HEEEY !!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 (edited) Festooned With A Sableskin Cape Festooned with a sableskin cape, I flow like a flapping flag through the solemn discotheque sawdust of inverted landscapes to land headfirst atop a dangling meat cleaver. The meat is then henceforth cleaved in two; the first side crippled with gristle and monitoring the space stations for obtuse radio signals from the outer rim of the galaxy. The second half is thick, juicy and meaty, swathed in bandages and humming like a French prostitute embroiled in an ethereal cereal eating contest when the world was as young as a fresh blueberry pancake. It's not just flapjacks that turn the axis of the planetary waterwheel, it is also a pure candy maple syrup cluster caked with cream and caramel that has been torn asunder by laser beams that have neither gravity nor mass. It is all part of the grand master plan envisioned by no one long ago to accomplish nothing. You'd have been better off slipping through the dusk like a droplet of fragrant oil sizzling to a golden-brown perfection in the fragrant twilight where dream spiders grate the circuitry and wind themselves into a six-sided cosmic spiral array. I just thought I'd staple my left ear lobe to my brain socket in case the corned husks of chowder elbows drop like druid trinkets from the nearest lamppost and lay naked, asunder, dripping with landscapes from the inner core of an apple peel that is swathed in the birth rags of the holy child's bicuspid during a full, blue moon when the stars are grouped together as if waiting for a delegation fleet from the galactic outer rim to arrive bearing gifts of lime, sasquatches, swatches, electric handkerchiefs and the missing gravity sequence of a thousand twisted and earthbound orange-yellow balloon sandwiches. I will let the air out if you swallow the absence of oxygen. Edited May 31, 2006 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Regular Bass Guitar: http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/bass1.jpg Jawk Jaw Bass Guitars: http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/bass5.jpg http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/bass7.jpg http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/bass3.jpg http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/bass4.jpg http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/bass2.jpg http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/bass6.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Slacker Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/bobwire/image011.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ May 31 2006, 11:19 AM)http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/tickdisco.jpg For those interested in the 9-LP set of Tick's Disco Extravaganza, please send 20,000 Turkish Lira http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/turk2.gif TO: Tick's Disco Extravaganza Корпорация ДиСт Jaw Jawk айл КБ Jawk Jaw Карулин Яхт Дизайн М◘сква 115280, п/я 31 Planet Jawk Jaw 4th Spiral Arm Of the Andromeda Galaxy These are only available in LP or reel-to-reel tape. Please specify which you want and we will send you the LP's (sorry, we're out of reel-to-reel). Some early reviews of Tick's Disco Extravaganza: " " - Spin Magazine "Who is this? Tick's what???" - Rolling Stone Magazine "We only review books." - New York Times Review of Books "If you don't stop calling me for a review, we WILL call the police." - Rolling Stone Magazine "It's them again, I'm calling the police." - Rolling Stone Magazine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ May 31 2006, 06:25 PM)QUOTE (rushgoober @ May 31 2006, 11:19 AM)http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/tickdisco.jpg For those interested in the 9-LP set of Tick's Disco Extravaganza, please send 20,000 Turkish Lira http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/turk2.gif TO: Tick's Disco Extravaganza Корпорация ДиСт Jaw Jawk айл КБ Jawk Jaw Карулин Яхт Дизайн М◘сква 115280, п/я 31 Planet Jawk Jaw 4th Spiral Arm Of the Andromeda Galaxy These are only available in LP or reel-to-reel tape. Please specify which you want and we will send you the LP's (sorry, we're out of reel-to-reel). Some early reviews of Tick's Disco Extravaganza: " " - Spin Magazine "Who is this? Tick's what???" - Rolling Stone Magazine "We only review books." - New York Times Review of Books "If you don't stop calling me for a review, we WILL call the police." - Rolling Stone Magazine "It's them again, I'm calling the police." - Rolling Stone Magazine You have a warped mind Goob's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
River Alph Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 http://www.alliedchemical.com/mission/gifs/reddfoxx.gif "Say Lamont, was it you or that ugly crack whore Esther that smoked all my jawk jaw? Don't make me sic Grady on you ass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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