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jawk jaw remembers.

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QUOTE (tick @ May 27 2006, 07:21 PM)
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jawk jaw remembers.

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wow... never thought we'd see that smiley in a jawk jaw post did we?

 

Wish we could package up jawk jaw and send it to the boys right now eh tick? They could use some jawkkin'.

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You write text, it dispays text.

 

It's Jack Jaw's 1,500 computer, it's feelingas are real so type gently!!!

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i was noticing looking at my place among top all time posters that im closing in on esmerelda ! wow i feel like bary bonds passing babe ruth . only im steroid free and esmereldas numbers were totally tainted by post enhancing devices.
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QUOTE (tick @ May 29 2006, 04:57 PM)
i was noticing looking at my place among top all time posters  that im closing in on esmerelda ! wow i feel like bary bonds passing babe ruth . only im steroid free and esmereldas numbers were totally tainted by post enhancing devices.

Here it Ain't!

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Jack Jaw loves a poem...

 

Fishing for girls

 

I got my rod

And I'm holding it tight

I got my tackle

D'you think they'll bite?

 

I've got the lines

And I've got the knack

I reel them in

Then I throw them back

 

I'm going fishing

Fishing for girls

In a river called Love

I'm gonna catch

Young ones, old ones

Hot ones, cold ones

In a river called Love

 

Swim a little closer, girl

And see the worm I'm dangling

Show me to your river bed

Where I'll be angling

 

 

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THE BACKS OF MY LEGS ! . . . STICKIN TO THE PLEATHER ! HEY HEY HEY HEEEY !!!!!!!!!!! 1022.gif
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Festooned With A Sableskin Cape

 

Festooned with a sableskin cape, I flow like a flapping flag through the solemn discotheque sawdust of inverted landscapes to land headfirst atop a dangling meat cleaver. The meat is then henceforth cleaved in two; the first side crippled with gristle and monitoring the space stations for obtuse radio signals from the outer rim of the galaxy. The second half is thick, juicy and meaty, swathed in bandages and humming like a French prostitute embroiled in an ethereal cereal eating contest when the world was as young as a fresh blueberry pancake.

 

It's not just flapjacks that turn the axis of the planetary waterwheel, it is also a pure candy maple syrup cluster caked with cream and caramel that has been torn asunder by laser beams that have neither gravity nor mass. It is all part of the grand master plan envisioned by no one long ago to accomplish nothing. You'd have been better off slipping through the dusk like a droplet of fragrant oil sizzling to a golden-brown perfection in the fragrant twilight where dream spiders grate the circuitry and wind themselves into a six-sided cosmic spiral array.

 

I just thought I'd staple my left ear lobe to my brain socket in case the corned husks of chowder elbows drop like druid trinkets from the nearest lamppost and lay naked, asunder, dripping with landscapes from the inner core of an apple peel that is swathed in the birth rags of the holy child's bicuspid during a full, blue moon when the stars are grouped together as if waiting for a delegation fleet from the galactic outer rim to arrive bearing gifts of lime, sasquatches, swatches, electric handkerchiefs and the missing gravity sequence of a thousand twisted and earthbound orange-yellow balloon sandwiches.

 

I will let the air out if you swallow the absence of oxygen.

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Regular Bass Guitar:

 

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Jawk Jaw Bass Guitars:

 

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http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/bass2.jpg http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/bass6.jpg

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QUOTE (rushgoober @ May 31 2006, 11:19 AM)
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For those interested in the 9-LP set of Tick's Disco Extravaganza, please send 20,000 Turkish Lira

 

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TO:

 

Tick's Disco Extravaganza

Корпорация ДиСт Jaw Jawk айл

КБ Jawk Jaw Карулин Яхт Дизайн

М◘сква 115280, п/я 31

Planet Jawk Jaw

4th Spiral Arm Of the Andromeda Galaxy

 

 

These are only available in LP or reel-to-reel tape. Please specify which you want and we will send you the LP's (sorry, we're out of reel-to-reel).

 

 

Some early reviews of Tick's Disco Extravaganza:

 

" " - Spin Magazine

 

"Who is this? Tick's what???" - Rolling Stone Magazine

 

"We only review books." - New York Times Review of Books

 

"If you don't stop calling me for a review, we WILL call the police." - Rolling Stone Magazine

 

"It's them again, I'm calling the police." - Rolling Stone Magazine

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QUOTE (rushgoober @ May 31 2006, 06:25 PM)
QUOTE (rushgoober @ May 31 2006, 11:19 AM)
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/tickdisco.jpg

For those interested in the 9-LP set of Tick's Disco Extravaganza, please send 20,000 Turkish Lira

 

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/turk2.gif

 

TO:

 

Tick's Disco Extravaganza

Корпорация ДиСт Jaw Jawk айл

КБ Jawk Jaw Карулин Яхт Дизайн

М◘сква 115280, п/я 31

Planet Jawk Jaw

4th Spiral Arm Of the Andromeda Galaxy

 

 

These are only available in LP or reel-to-reel tape. Please specify which you want and we will send you the LP's (sorry, we're out of reel-to-reel).

 

 

Some early reviews of Tick's Disco Extravaganza:

 

" " - Spin Magazine

 

"Who is this? Tick's what???" - Rolling Stone Magazine

 

"We only review books." - New York Times Review of Books

 

"If you don't stop calling me for a review, we WILL call the police." - Rolling Stone Magazine

 

"It's them again, I'm calling the police." - Rolling Stone Magazine

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"Say Lamont, was it you or that ugly crack whore Esther that smoked all my jawk jaw? Don't make me sic Grady on you ass!"

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