Tick Posted March 23, 2006 Author Share Posted March 23, 2006 (edited) Agar and the flying noodles. It was a windy day. A day when the noodles were really flying out of the park. A day where if you got hit with a flying noodle it could really smart. Agar who was a very strong , strapping and powerfull man was walking to the sword store to purchase a new sword .When suddenly seemingly out of nowhere came a gigantic swarm of wet ramen noodles flying towards him. Hurling through the brisk windy spring air at light speed Agar tried his best to fend off the random ramen noodle attack. He was no match however for this over cooked sticky bunch of sinister strands. He was quickly over taken and fell to the ground in defeat . The noodles stopped over his head , looking down on Agar in delight of there work. Then in the blink of an eye they were gone. So beware citizens of earth , there are noodles in our midst ! flying , lurking in the shadows. Ready and waiting to threaten our very existance. THE END. Edited March 23, 2006 by tick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted March 23, 2006 Author Share Posted March 23, 2006 i recently found out that a bunch of prision women think im hot . i really dont know wheather to be flattered or scared shitless. http://www.bric-a-brac.org/humour/images/divers/papa_noel_en_prison.jpg its cool really , that big blue guy is filling in for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/Sneck/pe.jpg Yeah, line up ladies..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Some jawk jaw "Soccer Blokes" in action http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/Sneck/soccersplat.jpg just for you tick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Jawkin Jawk Jaw http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/4240/jawkin7ds.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 (edited) Takes a steady hand! http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/operation.jpg Buttefingers! http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/butterfinger2.jpg Edited March 23, 2006 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tick Posted March 23, 2006 Author Share Posted March 23, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Mar 23 2006, 05:47 PM) http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/deathcereal.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 (edited) http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/butterfinger5.jpg "Honey, I think you have some butter on your finger." "I sure do! Let me just get that..." http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/butterfinger6.jpg "Did I get it all?" "Let me look. Yep, you got it!" Edited March 23, 2006 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Mar 23 2006, 06:22 AM) Agar and the flying noodles. It was a windy day. A day when the noodles were really flying out of the park. A day where if you got hit with a flying noodle it could really smart. Agar who was a very strong , strapping and powerfull man was walking to the sword store to purchase a new sword .When suddenly seemingly out of nowhere came a gigantic swarm of wet ramen noodles flying towards him. Hurling through the brisk windy spring air at light speed Agar tried his best to fend off the random ramen noodle attack. He was no match however for this over cooked sticky bunch of sinister strands. He was quickly over taken and fell to the ground in defeat . The noodles stopped over his head , looking down on Agar in delight of there work. Then in the blink of an eye they were gone. So beware citizens of earth , there are noodles in our midst ! flying , lurking in the shadows. Ready and waiting to threaten our very existance. THE END. You joke, but my great grandfather was killed by ramen noodles. You won't see me eating those motherf*cking noodles. Those things are vicious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenerd Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I watch that dumb hick Whitetrash eat those stupid ramen noodles almost every night. That is damn near the only meal he can make that doesn't cause him to burn the trailer down. No lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 QUOTE (Lenerd @ Mar 23 2006, 08:18 PM) I watch that dumb hick Whitetrash eat those stupid ramen noodles almost every night. That is damn near the only meal he can make that doesn't cause him to burn the trailer down. No lie. holy shit ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/bobwire/grumpymonkey.jpg What the f**k you looking at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/bobwire/crabpirate.gif It's the one eye Pirate Crab! run for your life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Mar 23 2006, 08:52 PM) QUOTE (Lenerd @ Mar 23 2006, 08:18 PM) I watch that dumb hick Whitetrash eat those stupid ramen noodles almost every night. That is damn near the only meal he can make that doesn't cause him to burn the trailer down. No lie. holy shit ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 (edited) http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/9417/jawkin8fx.jpg alwayz wondered why his breath alwayz smelt like stinky feet Edited March 24, 2006 by DonnaWanna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 http://www.thescruffydog.com/product-images/toys/thumbs/rubberchick.jpg http://www.elsa.photo.net/nohairday/chickens-1-sm.jpg http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11039.jpg http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/09511.jpg meat and rubber chicken ,the all american combo. ill have a number 1# please and could ya super size it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/chicken.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/theit.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Mar 24 2006, 12:08 PM)http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/theit.jpg What the f**k is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/bursting1.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 here's some for use in signatures if desired: http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/bursting2.jpg http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/bursting4.jpg http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/bursting3.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenerd Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 (edited) I got a bad case of jawk jaw when I stepped on a nail once. Edited March 24, 2006 by Lenerd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted March 25, 2006 Author Share Posted March 25, 2006 http://home.nyc.rr.com/cgcmgr/ironman.gif who says nobody wants me , everyone has a home in jawk jaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 Even Gators http://www.later-gator.com/images/gator.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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