Slacker Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Feb 22 2006, 03:09 PM)http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/stefan.jpg I saw this man's face peering at me through the darkness. He said he was the God of Jawk Jaw and I got scared. I blinked and he was gone. This is a true story despite it never happening. Do not question me or this man's face will peer out at you through the darkness too. wooooo is me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 QUOTE (Necromancer @ Feb 23 2006, 06:45 PM)QUOTE (ABZ Highlander @ Feb 23 2006, 02:41 PM) Inspired by jawk jaw, Highlander lays a new driveway http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/Sneck/CarPark.jpg At least you're LAYING something eh? sheesh... i should talk. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/bobwire/toro_ilkka_raisanen.jpg MOOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 (edited) ancient flames of the sea tremulous nodules of cash-heavy flesh noodles dripped slippery into the sea like a sizzling snake pouring hot oil to curb the endless tide of lava flowing freely from the flame-encrusted goblet of its fathers. watching flowers burst into flame is the fulfillment of all my hopes and dreams from the 3rd century BC when i was a cobbler cobbling oats by the old sod shed near the seashore as seaweed engulfed my espophageal bladder in the toadstool morning of an eclectic and electric summer. candle flames will often whip whispily in the wintery wonderland that precludes my doorstep, but only if hot buttery salamdander ash swims counterclockwise toards the center of the whirlpool age. rebels fight the fantastic faux-history that moroccan foot peddlers would enforce upon the ignorant masses, so i will have my shoes shined so brightly that their mirror-like finish will pierce suns and cause casserole recipes to cascade noiselessly into a wormhole where amplified feedback wags like fresh nuggets of clumped lamp oil. remnants of atlantis pay homage to the easter island shamrock cascade festival that sets alight the isle of wight with germanic microscopic gold dust that floats in the shudder flume of ashen and moist foggy cider husks, tumbling through the openings in the spatial waves that blanket the stretched out spherical plasma of lemon air. some hit the clutched bog with sacks of amber crush dog dusks and allow the marinate to swallow the shallowing pool. ponds of amethyst flame respond by licking alabaster gram crabs in the simmering scent of calamine mollusks. Edited February 24, 2006 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 QUOTE (Necromancer @ Feb 23 2006, 11:45 PM) QUOTE (ABZ Highlander @ Feb 23 2006, 02:41 PM) Inspired by jawk jaw, Highlander lays a new driveway http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/Sneck/CarPark.jpg At least you're LAYING something eh? sheesh... i should talk. Not long now mate!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gremlack Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 jawk jaw inspired my xmas tree in february Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thestand Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Jawk Jaw also inspired me in some xmas related activities. Without Jawk Jaw, I would never have been able to get out of the hospital and send out my xmas cards. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v434/thestand/2005-xmas-card.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/bobwire/winter.jpg A Jawk Jaw inspiration on all accounts.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted February 25, 2006 Author Share Posted February 25, 2006 http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=rush/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=128qp2r9b/EXP=1140972996/*-http%3A//www.arnoldhome.com/images/fun/rush-milkad.jpg can we be in jawk jaw now ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 (edited) the world's only remaining jawk jaw (now on display at the jawk jaw museum in austria): http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/thejawkjaw2.jpg Edited February 26, 2006 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 [rushgoober] tick, i've been wondering [tick] jes [rushgoober] in a battle between pancakes and flapjacks [rushgoober] who do you think would win? [tick] no contest [rushgoober] i agree [tick] pancakes [rushgoober] oh, there's more? [rushgoober] [rushgoober] cakes of pan or jacks of flap - the eternal battle rages on [tick] cakes ! [tick] even though i dont really dig either. [rushgoober] sandmen have argued over this very thing for never [rushgoober] well, i see it this way [rushgoober] but sometimes i see it this way [rushgoober] and sometimes i just sit in the middle [rushgoober] [tick] what is this jawk jaw live. [rushgoober] [tick] [rushgoober] welcome to my mind [rushgoober] don't trip over the colander [rushgoober] this colander is holy [rushgoober] well, they all are [rushgoober] but this one especially Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Feb 26 2006, 06:32 PM)[rushgoober] tick, i've been wondering [tick] jes [rushgoober] in a battle between pancakes and flapjacks [rushgoober] who do you think would win? [tick] no contest [rushgoober] i agree [tick] pancakes [rushgoober] oh, there's more? [rushgoober] [rushgoober] cakes of pan or jacks of flap - the eternal battle rages on [tick] cakes ! [tick] even though i dont really dig either. [rushgoober] sandmen have argued over this very thing for never [rushgoober] well, i see it this way [rushgoober] but sometimes i see it this way [rushgoober] and sometimes i just sit in the middle [rushgoober] [tick] what is this jawk jaw live. [rushgoober] [tick] [rushgoober] welcome to my mind [rushgoober] don't trip over the colander [rushgoober] this colander is holy [rushgoober] well, they all are [rushgoober] but this one especially sometimes i wonder about nothing and most of the times it really is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted February 27, 2006 Author Share Posted February 27, 2006 QUOTE (slacker @ Feb 27 2006, 03:11 AM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Feb 26 2006, 06:32 PM)[rushgoober] tick, i've been wondering [tick] jes [rushgoober] in a battle between pancakes and flapjacks [rushgoober] who do you think would win? [tick] no contest [rushgoober] i agree [tick] pancakes [rushgoober] oh, there's more? [rushgoober] [rushgoober] cakes of pan or jacks of flap - the eternal battle rages on [tick] cakes ! [tick] even though i dont really dig either. [rushgoober] sandmen have argued over this very thing for never [rushgoober] well, i see it this way [rushgoober] but sometimes i see it this way [rushgoober] and sometimes i just sit in the middle [rushgoober] [tick] what is this jawk jaw live. [rushgoober] [tick] [rushgoober] welcome to my mind [rushgoober] don't trip over the colander [rushgoober] this colander is holy [rushgoober] well, they all are [rushgoober] but this one especially sometimes i wonder about nothing and most of the times it really is. goobs baited me into this one, i had no idea what he was doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Feb 27 2006, 06:12 AM)QUOTE (slacker @ Feb 27 2006, 03:11 AM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Feb 26 2006, 06:32 PM)[rushgoober] tick, i've been wondering [tick] jes [rushgoober] in a battle between pancakes and flapjacks [rushgoober] who do you think would win? [tick] no contest [rushgoober] i agree [tick] pancakes [rushgoober] oh, there's more? [rushgoober] [rushgoober] cakes of pan or jacks of flap - the eternal battle rages on [tick] cakes ! [tick] even though i dont really dig either. [rushgoober] sandmen have argued over this very thing for never [rushgoober] well, i see it this way [rushgoober] but sometimes i see it this way [rushgoober] and sometimes i just sit in the middle [rushgoober] [tick] what is this jawk jaw live. [rushgoober] [tick] [rushgoober] welcome to my mind [rushgoober] don't trip over the colander [rushgoober] this colander is holy [rushgoober] well, they all are [rushgoober] but this one especially sometimes i wonder about nothing and most of the times it really is. goobs baited me into this one, i had no idea what he was doing. i didn't get the idea until you said is this jawk jaw live, so you led yourself in a circuitous path back where you stared, only to find that you had never left, and yet you traveled so far that it would seem time would offer itself to you like a bride. http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/Bride24_02.jpg nonetheless, it is you who caused the centrifugal motion to pulsate outwards, and then back inwards as pulses go. so when you are doing your daily space-traveling ritual and happen upon a pulsar or a quasar or space dust that renders you devoid of the ability to travel without thought, remember this key that i have learned through arduous practice and millennia of struggle. i show it to you now in pictorial format for you to commit to memory: http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/AV116IntergalacticMap.jpg if you get into a tight jam, call out the word "SCOVER" and this man will come to your aid: http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/walkingman.jpg tell him Waldo Bartholomew Atlantia XI sent you. give him this coin as payment: http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/2077.jpg he will lead you towards glactic center, but do not listen to him literally. listen to what he does not say, for that will tell you all you need to know. if still you find yourself wayward and without purpose, pull out the last jawk jaw: http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/thejawkjaw4.jpg it will always guide your home, and whilst true that your mind will implode in a gust of smoke, that smoke must be inhaled so it can float unencumbered. push out the smoke with your secondary and tertiary lung sacks until a bursting pattern is rendered. this will be the signal that the journey is over and was a raging success. reward yourself with a cucumber salad: http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/asian_cucumber_salad.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted February 27, 2006 Author Share Posted February 27, 2006 all i can say is wow ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/thejawkjaw6.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 (edited) http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/thejawkjaw8.jpg Edited February 27, 2006 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted February 27, 2006 Author Share Posted February 27, 2006 COUNTDOWN TO JAWK JAW 1000 ! JAWK JAW WILL SOON HIT ITS 1000TH POST ! WHO WILL POST IT ? WHAT WILL THAT POST BE ? WHERE WILL YOU BE WHEN JAWK JAWS HITS 1000 ! http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=evil/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12hr5fiog/EXP=1141154203/*-http%3A//www.patheticgoth.com/misc-gallery/images/twin-evil.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/Sneck/Fun20With20Milk20And20Cheese20big.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted February 27, 2006 Author Share Posted February 27, 2006 http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=curling/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12ljaag5c/EXP=1141161711/*-http%3A//webpages.charter.net/fmansbach/mobile/Pictures/curling.jpg the official sponser sport of jawk jaw ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted February 27, 2006 Author Share Posted February 27, 2006 http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=curling/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=13c5oq3n7/EXP=1141161818/*-http%3A//www.seminaire-sherbrooke.qc.ca/activites/2002-2003/Curling06022003/curling-09.JPG curling and jawk jaw ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 Don't click here. Don't click here. Don't click here. Don't click here. Don't click here. Don't click here. Don't click here. Don't click here. Don't click here. Don't click here. Don't click here. Don't click here. Don't click here. Don't click here. Don't click here. Don't click here. Don't click here. Don't click here. Don't click here. Don't click here. Don't click here. Click here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Feb 27 2006, 09:21 PM) http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=curling/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12ljaag5c/EXP=1141161711/*-http%3A//webpages.charter.net/fmansbach/mobile/Pictures/curling.jpg the official sponser sport of jawk jaw ! http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/Sneck/curling.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 (edited) Jawk Jaw Word of the Week: http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/main1.jpg OCCURLING: The moment it first occurs to one that curling is an absolutely ridiculous sport. Edited February 27, 2006 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted February 27, 2006 Author Share Posted February 27, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Feb 27 2006, 04:23 PM) http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=curling/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=13c5oq3n7/EXP=1141161818/*-http%3A//www.seminaire-sherbrooke.qc.ca/activites/2002-2003/Curling06022003/curling-09.JPG curling and jawk jaw ! i think i jawed my jaw when i fell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted February 27, 2006 Author Share Posted February 27, 2006 http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/main1.jpg look out chick ! http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=curling/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=13c5oq3n7/EXP=1141161818/*-http%3A//www.seminaire-sherbrooke.qc.ca/activites/2002-2003/Curling06022003/curling-09.JPG that little booger ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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