gremlack

OH YAH??? well i uh.... no... you got me there

1. it is possible to lick your elbow 2. more people are killed annually by coconuts than shark attacks 3. an ocelot for a pet is almost a sure fire way to get laid

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9211501892932345393

GOOOOOD MORNING i woke up to learn my mom left for california for a week... i was unaware of this trip, but then again she probably told me while i was half asleep.. and not listening

jawk jaw inspired my xmas tree in february

saw it two days ago absolutely terrible. there was even a pause of 20 minutes where there wasnt even stupid funny.. no funny at all.. just useless plotline that shouldnt be there. dont see it.

im surprising my best friends tomorrow morning with pancakes and eggs... my house is lacking on the pancake mix though... so ill have to use theirs...

Family guy Star Trek: Enterprise

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~rheidt/Photoshop/Pages/images/CrazyAnimals_04.jpg jawk jaw mascot

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/gremlack/ThatsJustWrongPart2.jpg woop, yup. ehhhh.... here it ain't..

http://www.partypants.fsnet.co.uk/funky-flares-bellbottoms/psychedelic%20fantasy%20flares.jpg the official pants of jawk jaw. these are optional substitutes: http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/gremlack/smilies/panchezpants.gif

BUSTED

i can do this: http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/gremlack/smilies/gremsmiley.png and this: http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/gremlack/smilies/panchezpants.gif oh and lets not forget: http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/gremlack/smilies/icon_frigginretard.gif i close with my ability to: http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/gremlack/smilies/billiejean.gif

THERES NO FAST REPLY BUTTON!!! more pages to load.. how unfortunate

lolwut

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/gremlack/wtf.jpg i just upgraded to platinum jawk jaw member status

http://www.numtopia.com/terry/images/thething.jpg waj kwaj | jawk jaw

the neverending hasselcrotch

the flame burned me... i tried to do the thing where you run your fingers over it.. but it burned me. .....because you guys KEEP IT BURNING SO DARN HOT WITH ALL YOUR HOPE! shes coming, i can feel it in mah bones.

my lame excuse for ditching my neighbors all friday: im extremely sick did i sit at home? most of the day.. but snuck out to hang with EM and some friends. successful day? ehh..

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/gremlack/a.jpg jawk jaw touched a certain neighborhood

http://www.rustedforrest.com/thesis/blog/images/2_23_02_lejo.jpg jawk jaw takes no prisoners

okok let me think... you could drink enough of the coconut drink that the coconut actually turns INTO a baked roll... and the girls at the table behind you become attractive.

i think its a half coconut. with a straw and littlee paper umbrella GASP! ALCOHOL!

i revoke your photoshop rights