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  1. QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 5 2011, 06:23 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 5 2011, 01:15 AM)QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 4 2011, 09:24 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 4 2011, 12:16 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 3 2011, 01:21 PM) What-ho, Squiffy. Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. But by then, it was too late. Gentlemen, it's now quite apparent that the enemy are not only fighting this war on the cheap, but they're also not taking it seriously. Order in the skating vicar. You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me, who are out of our tiny little minds, to try and help these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of your body red and the other half green and then you can jump up and down in a bowl of treacle going 'squawk, squawk, squawk...' And then you can go 'Neurhhh! Neurhh!' and then you can roll around on the floor going 'pting pting pting' ... The "squawk" link doesn't work.
  2. QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 4 2011, 09:24 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 4 2011, 12:16 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 3 2011, 01:21 PM) What-ho, Squiffy. Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. But by then, it was too late. Gentlemen, it's now quite apparent that the enemy are not only fighting this war on the cheap, but they're also not taking it seriously. Order in the skating vicar.
  3. QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 3 2011, 01:21 PM) What-ho, Squiffy. Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. But by then, it was too late.
  4. Happy Birthday! The oaks don't have a chance.
  5. QUOTE (laughedatbytime @ Aug 29 2011, 06:50 PM) Thanks everyone! I'm glad I found this place (even SOCN), it's been fun. Even SOCN...
  6. QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 29 2011, 11:12 AM) Hello, are you a hermit by any chance? If so, pretend they are pictures of your past.
  7. QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 28 2011, 09:22 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 27 2011, 02:19 AM)QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 26 2011, 07:10 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 26 2011, 12:46 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 25 2011, 06:50 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 24 2011, 06:33 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 23 2011, 06:35 AM) I must ask that no-one use the word "SEMPRINI" in this thread. Thank you KN*CKERS... Out! 'A LESS NAUGHTY CHEMIST'S' It's your laugh, mate - not mine. It's your bleeding laugh. Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. ...and God gets quite irate. Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found. The Bishop!
  8. QUOTE (USB Connector @ Aug 26 2011, 08:54 PM) I was watching the morning news today...they said the hurricane would hit Montreal early in the week. The forecast on the same news show said sunny for the next five days just minutes afterwards. I'M SO CONFUSED! One day, I was on my way to work, listening to the weather. The forecast said "sunny all day." When I started my shift, we had snow all over the place... Btw, hoping everyone stays safe.
  9. QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 26 2011, 07:10 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 26 2011, 12:46 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 25 2011, 06:50 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 24 2011, 06:33 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 23 2011, 06:35 AM) I must ask that no-one use the word "SEMPRINI" in this thread. Thank you KN*CKERS... Out! 'A LESS NAUGHTY CHEMIST'S' It's your laugh, mate - not mine. It's your bleeding laugh. Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. ...and God gets quite irate.
  10. QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 25 2011, 06:50 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 24 2011, 06:33 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 23 2011, 06:35 AM) I must ask that no-one use the word "SEMPRINI" in this thread. Thank you KN*CKERS... Out! 'A LESS NAUGHTY CHEMIST'S' It's your laugh, mate - not mine. It's your bleeding laugh.
  11. QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 23 2011, 06:35 AM) I must ask that no-one use the word "SEMPRINI" in this thread. Thank you KN*CKERS...
  12. QUOTE (KW84 @ Aug 22 2011, 07:40 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 22 2011, 06:49 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Aug 22 2011, 06:20 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 22 2011, 06:08 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 22 2011, 11:12 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 22 2011, 04:53 AM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Jul 30 2011, 11:49 PM) http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb6cmgG5VG1qzl1djo1_500.gif And what is the name of your ravishing wife? It's Deirdre And I always thought it was Graham. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqc28cLIW71qiwa09o1_250.gif Who is this Deirdre, anyway? a wapist. No more than a loose woman, surely. Unless something new has been added...
  13. QUOTE (KW84 @ Aug 22 2011, 06:20 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 22 2011, 06:08 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 22 2011, 11:12 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 22 2011, 04:53 AM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Jul 30 2011, 11:49 PM) http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb6cmgG5VG1qzl1djo1_500.gif And what is the name of your ravishing wife? It's Deirdre And I always thought it was Graham. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqc28cLIW71qiwa09o1_250.gif Who is this Deirdre, anyway?
  14. In a dog's life, a year is really more like seven ...that didn't come out right.
  15. QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 22 2011, 11:12 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 22 2011, 04:53 AM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Jul 30 2011, 11:49 PM) http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb6cmgG5VG1qzl1djo1_500.gif And what is the name of your ravishing wife? It's Deirdre And I always thought it was Graham.
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