blackhawkrush

Any love for 'And Mother Makes Three / Five'? Or at least for Wendy Craig. :drool: I don't like sit-coms involving children, but these two didn't bother me.

I thought that was a bit weak. After Dad's Army those writers got progressively weaker, starting with Are you Being Served, then It Ain't Half Hot Mum, and Hi Di Hi, Allo Allo, You Rang M'Lord, each one worse than the last. A lot of these shows would never be broadcast now in our politically correct utopia! Mary Whitehouse for the other side, eh? With a lot more pull, I should think.

Beautiful speaking voice. And what a body! She likes sport, yes. She is very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact. :smash: There's lots of people making love, but no mention of Geoff Boyott's average. :eyeroll: Now we Blitish here in Smolensk velly intellested in playing clicket. I'm telling you straight, mate. I don't think you're Luchino Visconti at all :sarcastic: Grazie signor ... grazie di tutta la sua gentilezza. I understood that. I think he's talking about taxation. :moon: And did you take even sterner measures against the great Catholic nobles who made common cause with foreign foes in defence of their feudal independence? It's a disguise. Right! Confiscate the smutty book, Maddox. :madra:

Beautiful speaking voice. And what a body! She likes sport, yes. She is very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact. :smash: There's lots of people making love, but no mention of Geoff Boyott's average. :eyeroll: Now we Blitish here in Smolensk velly intellested in playing clicket. I'm telling you straight, mate. I don't think you're Luchino Visconti at all :sarcastic: Grazie signor ... grazie di tutta la sua gentilezza. I understood that. I think he's talking about taxation. :moon:

Beautiful speaking voice. And what a body! She likes sport, yes. She is very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact. :smash:

:goodone:

Yes, this looks the sort of thing. May I just try it? :bang bang: Yes, that's fine.

Yes, but an argument isn't just contradiction! Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw. :smash: Right, well I've got the shortest straw. So I decide what means we use to decide who's going to do... to... to... to er .... to do the thing ... to do the right thing. Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC. Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :o Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that. Yeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor Oh, yes, there's the head. Yes, four centimetres. Five - six centimetres. The underwater version of 'Measure for Measure' :clap:and further out to sea 'Hello Dolly' is also doing good business. Some of them will have paid $920.000 million for the privilege of seeing this :cheerleader: get beaten up. They would select a victim and then threaten to beat him up if he paid the so-called protection money. :crazy: I wouldn't wish it on my son. He's a sensitive boy, already. :gumby: ...me mind's made up. I've given this long and careful thought, and it has to be medical experiments for the lot of you. I'd split their nostrils open with a boat hook, I think. :codger: Well first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of certain of my colleagues you may have seen earlier, but they are from broken homes, circus families and so on and they are in no way representative of the new modern improved Rush Forum. And now for something completely different: Monty Python's Flying CIRCUS! :yay: Right! Off you go! Now, everybody else happy with my little plan... of marching up and down the square a bit? Now wait a minute. I have already warned The Rush Forum about infringing the Army copyright of our slogan 'It's a pig's life ... man's life in the modern army'. And I'm warning you if it happens again, I shall come down on this thread like a ton of bricks... right. Carry on sergeant major. Hello. Well, I was the third voice you heard just now. I'm sorry about that terrible mess. Terrible in the sense of unfortunate. :(

Yes, but an argument isn't just contradiction! Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw. :smash: Right, well I've got the shortest straw. So I decide what means we use to decide who's going to do... to... to... to er .... to do the thing ... to do the right thing. Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC. Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :o Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that. Yeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor Oh, yes, there's the head. Yes, four centimetres. Five - six centimetres. The underwater version of 'Measure for Measure' :clap:and further out to sea 'Hello Dolly' is also doing good business. Some of them will have paid $920.000 million for the privilege of seeing this :cheerleader: get beaten up. They would select a victim and then threaten to beat him up if he paid the so-called protection money. :crazy: I wouldn't wish it on my son. He's a sensitive boy, already. :gumby: ...me mind's made up. I've given this long and careful thought, and it has to be medical experiments for the lot of you. I'd split their nostrils open with a boat hook, I think. :codger: Well first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of certain of my colleagues you may have seen earlier, but they are from broken homes, circus families and so on and they are in no way representative of the new modern improved Rush Forum. And now for something completely different: Monty Python's Flying CIRCUS! :yay:

Yes, but an argument isn't just contradiction! Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw. :smash: Right, well I've got the shortest straw. So I decide what means we use to decide who's going to do... to... to... to er .... to do the thing ... to do the right thing. Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC. Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :o Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that. Yeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor Oh, yes, there's the head. Yes, four centimetres. Five - six centimetres. The underwater version of 'Measure for Measure' :clap:and further out to sea 'Hello Dolly' is also doing good business. Some of them will have paid $920.000 million for the privilege of seeing this :cheerleader: get beaten up. They would select a victim and then threaten to beat him up if he paid the so-called protection money. :crazy: I wouldn't wish it on my son. He's a sensitive boy, already. :gumby: ...me mind's made up. I've given this long and careful thought, and it has to be medical experiments for the lot of you. I'd split their nostrils open with a boat hook, I think. :codger:

Yes, but an argument isn't just contradiction! Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw. :smash: Right, well I've got the shortest straw. So I decide what means we use to decide who's going to do... to... to... to er .... to do the thing ... to do the right thing. Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC. Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :o Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that. Yeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor Oh, yes, there's the head. Yes, four centimetres. Five - six centimetres. The underwater version of 'Measure for Measure' :clap:and further out to sea 'Hello Dolly' is also doing good business. Some of them will have paid $920.000 million for the privilege of seeing this :cheerleader: get beaten up. They would select a victim and then threaten to beat him up if he paid the so-called protection money. :crazy: I wouldn't wish it on my son. He's a sensitive boy, already. :gumby:

Yes, but an argument isn't just contradiction! Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw. :smash: Right, well I've got the shortest straw. So I decide what means we use to decide who's going to do... to... to... to er .... to do the thing ... to do the right thing. Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC. Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :o Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that. Yeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor Oh, yes, there's the head. Yes, four centimetres. Five - six centimetres. The underwater version of 'Measure for Measure' :clap:and further out to sea 'Hello Dolly' is also doing good business. Some of them will have paid $920.000 million for the privilege of seeing this :cheerleader: get beaten up.

Who's giving the orders round here? You're a greengrocer, I'm an insurance salesman. :bitchslap:

Well, poor pet, she was like a lost lamb in an abattoir. And the blood goes pssssssshh in slow motion. :o Well, we're going to kick straight off this week with our Mortuary Quiz, so have your pens and pencils ready. With a large piece of wet paper. Turn the paper over - turn the paper over keeping your eye on the :16ton: Look...look, smarty pants, the sixteen-ton weight is just one way of dealing with the raspberry killer. There are millions of others! Covered in glory, Sir Your_Lion rode home to West Yorkshire to see his beloved wife, but all was not well. Just a twig brushing against the window. ;) I've been pushed around long enough. This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewtey - this is it Arthur Pewtey. At last you're a man! :rage:All right, Dierdre, come out of there Well, slip it to me my good chap and let me eye the contents. Full frontal nudity? Yes I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid, and if it were a very small part. :blush: :lol: I think it's a joke, sir...like "Sillius Soddus." Did it worry you that he, for example, stitched people's legs together? The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let of hindrance. :huh: Up on the table! Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump! I have done nearly twelve feet unofficially. :cool: You wouldn't regret this. Think of the tourist trade. Oh yes, I like them. I mean, they think well, don't they? :hug2: Sorry, I'm late, Robert - I've been wrestling with Plato. And here is the result of the Epilogue: God exists by two falls to a submission. :angel:

Well, poor pet, she was like a lost lamb in an abattoir. And the blood goes pssssssshh in slow motion. :o Well, we're going to kick straight off this week with our Mortuary Quiz, so have your pens and pencils ready. With a large piece of wet paper. Turn the paper over - turn the paper over keeping your eye on the :16ton: Look...look, smarty pants, the sixteen-ton weight is just one way of dealing with the raspberry killer. There are millions of others! Covered in glory, Sir Your_Lion rode home to West Yorkshire to see his beloved wife, but all was not well. Just a twig brushing against the window. ;) I've been pushed around long enough. This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewtey - this is it Arthur Pewtey. At last you're a man! :rage:All right, Dierdre, come out of there Well, slip it to me my good chap and let me eye the contents. Full frontal nudity? Yes I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid, and if it were a very small part. :blush: :lol: I think it's a joke, sir...like "Sillius Soddus." Did it worry you that he, for example, stitched people's legs together? The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let of hindrance. :huh: Up on the table! Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump! I have done nearly twelve feet unofficially. :cool: You wouldn't regret this. Think of the tourist trade. Oh yes, I like them. I mean, they think well, don't they? :hug2:

Well, poor pet, she was like a lost lamb in an abattoir. And the blood goes pssssssshh in slow motion. :o Well, we're going to kick straight off this week with our Mortuary Quiz, so have your pens and pencils ready. With a large piece of wet paper. Turn the paper over - turn the paper over keeping your eye on the :16ton: Look...look, smarty pants, the sixteen-ton weight is just one way of dealing with the raspberry killer. There are millions of others! Covered in glory, Sir Your_Lion rode home to West Yorkshire to see his beloved wife, but all was not well. Just a twig brushing against the window. ;) I've been pushed around long enough. This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewtey - this is it Arthur Pewtey. At last you're a man! :rage:All right, Dierdre, come out of there Well, slip it to me my good chap and let me eye the contents. Full frontal nudity? Yes I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid, and if it were a very small part. :blush: :lol: I think it's a joke, sir...like "Sillius Soddus." Did it worry you that he, for example, stitched people's legs together? The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let of hindrance. :huh: Up on the table! Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump! I have done nearly twelve feet unofficially. :cool:

Well, poor pet, she was like a lost lamb in an abattoir. And the blood goes pssssssshh in slow motion. :o Well, we're going to kick straight off this week with our Mortuary Quiz, so have your pens and pencils ready. With a large piece of wet paper. Turn the paper over - turn the paper over keeping your eye on the :16ton: Look...look, smarty pants, the sixteen-ton weight is just one way of dealing with the raspberry killer. There are millions of others! Covered in glory, Sir Your_Lion rode home to West Yorkshire to see his beloved wife, but all was not well. Just a twig brushing against the window. ;) I've been pushed around long enough. This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewtey - this is it Arthur Pewtey. At last you're a man! :rage:All right, Dierdre, come out of there Well, slip it to me my good chap and let me eye the contents. Full frontal nudity? Yes I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid, and if it were a very small part. :blush: :lol: I think it's a joke, sir...like "Sillius Soddus." Did it worry you that he, for example, stitched people's legs together? The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let of hindrance. :huh:

Well, poor pet, she was like a lost lamb in an abattoir. And the blood goes pssssssshh in slow motion. :o Well, we're going to kick straight off this week with our Mortuary Quiz, so have your pens and pencils ready. With a large piece of wet paper. Turn the paper over - turn the paper over keeping your eye on the :16ton: Look...look, smarty pants, the sixteen-ton weight is just one way of dealing with the raspberry killer. There are millions of others! Covered in glory, Sir Your_Lion rode home to West Yorkshire to see his beloved wife, but all was not well. Just a twig brushing against the window. ;) I've been pushed around long enough. This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewtey - this is it Arthur Pewtey. At last you're a man! :rage:All right, Dierdre, come out of there Well, slip it to me my good chap and let me eye the contents. Full frontal nudity? Yes I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid, and if it were a very small part. :blush: :lol: I think it's a joke, sir...like "Sillius Soddus."

Well, poor pet, she was like a lost lamb in an abattoir. And the blood goes pssssssshh in slow motion. :o Well, we're going to kick straight off this week with our Mortuary Quiz, so have your pens and pencils ready. With a large piece of wet paper. Turn the paper over - turn the paper over keeping your eye on the :16ton: Look...look, smarty pants, the sixteen-ton weight is just one way of dealing with the raspberry killer. There are millions of others! Covered in glory, Sir Your_Lion rode home to West Yorkshire to see his beloved wife, but all was not well. Just a twig brushing against the window. ;)

Well, poor pet, she was like a lost lamb in an abattoir. And the blood goes pssssssshh in slow motion. :o Well, we're going to kick straight off this week with our Mortuary Quiz, so have your pens and pencils ready. With a large piece of wet paper. Turn the paper over - turn the paper over keeping your eye on the :16ton:

Well, poor pet, she was like a lost lamb in an abattoir. And the blood goes pssssssshh in slow motion. :o

Now, what's to be done? Tell me sir, have you confused your New World Woman recently? :geddy: :Neil: :Alex:

I watched the whole series. I liked the plot lines, but I can understand why Michael Crawford's voice can drive people crazy.

Well, no, no, but it's not at all a well cat, so as we were going away for a fortnight's holiday, I thought I'd better bury it just to be on the safe side. And then she'll get eaten up by maggots and weevils. :tsk: Naa, I'm only pulling your leg. It's crucifixion, really. :yes: Fabianski particularly, in goal, had a magnificent first half, his fine positional sense preventing the build-up of any severe pressure on the suspect West Ham defense. Were you surprised at the way Spurs ceded midfield dominance so early on in the game? Who would have thought, though many expected it, that this remarkable forty-five-year-old, 9' 4" dwarf of a man, who is still only seventeen in some parts of the world, would ever really be ... Oh and there was a goal there apparently ... :huh: Marx is claiming that it was offside. :rage: He'd already been cautioned for pursing his lips earlier on in the game and now he's off! So let's see a playback of that... I'm sorry there isn't time, we're just about to get another result... :hug2: The results were most illuminating. The penguins scores were consistently equal to those of the non-English-speaking group. Nous sommes ici ce matin pour loire témoin à l'ouvermre de la nouvelle boîte pour reinplacer la boîte qui autrefois était placée au coin d'Ulverston Road et Sandwood Crescent. I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk. :tsk: Simon is really an Australian trying to get the rights of the pelota rules from the Czech publishers. Mmm. That's what he used to say. 'It's all for the good of the country' he used to say. He was a looney, but he was a happy looney. :joker: Lucky bastard. I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. Very little evidence of shopping facilities here. There don't seem to be any large supermarkets. :| Yes, you know, we find that nine out of ten New World Women can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead crab. Now, old lady, you have one last chance...you have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance. :popcorn:

Well, no, no, but it's not at all a well cat, so as we were going away for a fortnight's holiday, I thought I'd better bury it just to be on the safe side. And then she'll get eaten up by maggots and weevils. :tsk: Naa, I'm only pulling your leg. It's crucifixion, really. :yes: Fabianski particularly, in goal, had a magnificent first half, his fine positional sense preventing the build-up of any severe pressure on the suspect West Ham defense. Were you surprised at the way Spurs ceded midfield dominance so early on in the game? Who would have thought, though many expected it, that this remarkable forty-five-year-old, 9' 4" dwarf of a man, who is still only seventeen in some parts of the world, would ever really be ... Oh and there was a goal there apparently ... :huh: Marx is claiming that it was offside. :rage: He'd already been cautioned for pursing his lips earlier on in the game and now he's off! So let's see a playback of that... I'm sorry there isn't time, we're just about to get another result... :hug2: The results were most illuminating. The penguins scores were consistently equal to those of the non-English-speaking group. Nous sommes ici ce matin pour loire témoin à l'ouvermre de la nouvelle boîte pour reinplacer la boîte qui autrefois était placée au coin d'Ulverston Road et Sandwood Crescent. I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk. :tsk: Simon is really an Australian trying to get the rights of the pelota rules from the Czech publishers. Mmm. That's what he used to say. 'It's all for the good of the country' he used to say. He was a looney, but he was a happy looney. :joker: Lucky bastard. I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. Very little evidence of shopping facilities here. There don't seem to be any large supermarkets. :|