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  1. Fine, sir, he said between clenched teeth knowing full well it was a most unrewarding part. :| As for the performance of Superintendent Harry 'Blackhawk' Organs as Sancho Panza, the audience were bemused by his high-pitched Polish accent and intimidated by his abusive ad-libs. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? :drool: I would cut off the more disreputable parts of the body and use the space for playing fields. You can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of your body purple and the other half green. :ph34r: Also, in the Inverness pantomime last Christmas, the part of Puss in Boots was played by a native of New Guinea with a plate in her lip, so that every time Dick Whittington gave her a French kiss, he got the back of his throat scraped. Yes, I know what you mean. I am afraid he's suffering from what we doctors call "whooping cough." :rose: Well, things have gotten so bad that we've been forced to use the last of the heavy oxygen equipment just to keep the dryers going. Sorry, Enfield! :coy: We apologize for any inconvenience caused by our bombing...sorry. I'm sorry Mr. Johnson, he's a bit on edge. He hasn't slept since 1945. Our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds, sir. :cool:
  2. Fine, sir, he said between clenched teeth knowing full well it was a most unrewarding part. :| As for the performance of Superintendent Harry 'Blackhawk' Organs as Sancho Panza, the audience were bemused by his high-pitched Polish accent and intimidated by his abusive ad-libs. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? :drool: I would cut off the more disreputable parts of the body and use the space for playing fields. You can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of your body purple and the other half green. :ph34r: Also, in the Inverness pantomime last Christmas, the part of Puss in Boots was played by a native of New Guinea with a plate in her lip, so that every time Dick Whittington gave her a French kiss, he got the back of his throat scraped. Yes, I know what you mean. I am afraid he's suffering from what we doctors call "whooping cough." :rose: Well, things have gotten so bad that we've been forced to use the last of the heavy oxygen equipment just to keep the dryers going. Sorry, Enfield! :coy: We apologize for any inconvenience caused by our bombing...sorry.
  3. Fine, sir, he said between clenched teeth knowing full well it was a most unrewarding part. :| As for the performance of Superintendent Harry 'Blackhawk' Organs as Sancho Panza, the audience were bemused by his high-pitched Polish accent and intimidated by his abusive ad-libs. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? :drool: I would cut off the more disreputable parts of the body and use the space for playing fields. You can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of your body purple and the other half green. :ph34r: Also, in the Inverness pantomime last Christmas, the part of Puss in Boots was played by a native of New Guinea with a plate in her lip, so that every time Dick Whittington gave her a French kiss, he got the back of his throat scraped. Yes, I know what you mean. I am afraid he's suffering from what we doctors call "whooping cough." :rose:
  4. Fine, sir, he said between clenched teeth knowing full well it was a most unrewarding part. :| As for the performance of Superintendent Harry 'Blackhawk' Organs as Sancho Panza, the audience were bemused by his high-pitched Polish accent and intimidated by his abusive ad-libs. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? :drool: I would cut off the more disreputable parts of the body and use the space for playing fields. You can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of your body purple and the other half green. :ph34r:
  5. Fine, sir, he said between clenched teeth knowing full well it was a most unrewarding part. :| As for the performance of Superintendent Harry 'Blackhawk' Organs as Sancho Panza, the audience were bemused by his high-pitched Polish accent and intimidated by his abusive ad-libs. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? :drool:
  6. We were wondering if we could possibly borrow your head for a piece of animation. Well, this is a truly remarkable occasion as it is the first time that a modern artist of such stature has taken the A272. We decided to risk it because they're always saying they're going to widen it there, just by the intersection, there where the A372 joins up, there's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet...knock down that hospital :) Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. :hug2: Oooh. It is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, knitting exciting underwear. :tsk: It's a man's life in the British Dental Association. If I might put my head on the chopping block so you can kick it around a bit, sir... I hit the :yay: first time, and there it was in the back of the net. ...a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance. You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through :( Your_Lion, now let's just get this quite clear - you're intending to jump across the English Channel? England makes you sick. Best Your_Lion can manage here is life imprisonment. :huh: Well, I was ever so glad they abolished hanging, you know, because that black cap just didn't suit me. :coy: Well did you er, did you see anyone take it, anyone hanging around or... She didn't have a duelling scar just here, and a hook? :scared: Well done indeed, Julius Caesar, a smile, a conquest and a dagger up your strap. From the pulsating pages of history, from the dark and furious days of Imperial Rome, we bring you a story that shattered the world. :blink: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health...what have the Romans ever done for us? But surely they can connect up a gas cooker? Oh, that was fun. :gumby: :gumby: :gumby: :gumby: :gumby: And now a sketch about a chemist called The Chemist Sketch.
  7. We were wondering if we could possibly borrow your head for a piece of animation. Well, this is a truly remarkable occasion as it is the first time that a modern artist of such stature has taken the A272. We decided to risk it because they're always saying they're going to widen it there, just by the intersection, there where the A372 joins up, there's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet...knock down that hospital :) Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. :hug2: Oooh. It is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, knitting exciting underwear. :tsk: It's a man's life in the British Dental Association. If I might put my head on the chopping block so you can kick it around a bit, sir... I hit the :yay: first time, and there it was in the back of the net. ...a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance. You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through :( Your_Lion, now let's just get this quite clear - you're intending to jump across the English Channel? England makes you sick. Best Your_Lion can manage here is life imprisonment. :huh: Well, I was ever so glad they abolished hanging, you know, because that black cap just didn't suit me. :coy: Well did you er, did you see anyone take it, anyone hanging around or... She didn't have a duelling scar just here, and a hook? :scared: Well done indeed, Julius Caesar, a smile, a conquest and a dagger up your strap. From the pulsating pages of history, from the dark and furious days of Imperial Rome, we bring you a story that shattered the world. :blink:
  8. We were wondering if we could possibly borrow your head for a piece of animation. Well, this is a truly remarkable occasion as it is the first time that a modern artist of such stature has taken the A272. We decided to risk it because they're always saying they're going to widen it there, just by the intersection, there where the A372 joins up, there's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet...knock down that hospital :) Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. :hug2: Oooh. It is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, knitting exciting underwear. :tsk: It's a man's life in the British Dental Association. If I might put my head on the chopping block so you can kick it around a bit, sir... I hit the :yay: first time, and there it was in the back of the net. ...a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance. You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through :( Your_Lion, now let's just get this quite clear - you're intending to jump across the English Channel? England makes you sick. Best Your_Lion can manage here is life imprisonment. :huh: Well, I was ever so glad they abolished hanging, you know, because that black cap just didn't suit me. :coy: Well did you er, did you see anyone take it, anyone hanging around or... She didn't have a duelling scar just here, and a hook? :scared:
  9. We were wondering if we could possibly borrow your head for a piece of animation. Well, this is a truly remarkable occasion as it is the first time that a modern artist of such stature has taken the A272. We decided to risk it because they're always saying they're going to widen it there, just by the intersection, there where the A372 joins up, there's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet...knock down that hospital :) Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. :hug2: Oooh. It is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, knitting exciting underwear. :tsk: It's a man's life in the British Dental Association. If I might put my head on the chopping block so you can kick it around a bit, sir... I hit the :yay: first time, and there it was in the back of the net. ...a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance. You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through :( Your_Lion, now let's just get this quite clear - you're intending to jump across the English Channel? England makes you sick. Best Your_Lion can manage here is life imprisonment. :huh:
  10. We were wondering if we could possibly borrow your head for a piece of animation. Well, this is a truly remarkable occasion as it is the first time that a modern artist of such stature has taken the A272. We decided to risk it because they're always saying they're going to widen it there, just by the intersection, there where the A372 joins up, there's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet...knock down that hospital :) Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. :hug2: Oooh. It is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, knitting exciting underwear. :tsk: It's a man's life in the British Dental Association. If I might put my head on the chopping block so you can kick it around a bit, sir... I hit the :yay: first time, and there it was in the back of the net.
  11. We were wondering if we could possibly borrow your head for a piece of animation. Well, this is a truly remarkable occasion as it is the first time that a modern artist of such stature has taken the A272. We decided to risk it because they're always saying they're going to widen it there, just by the intersection, there where the A372 joins up, there's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet...knock down that hospital :) Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. :hug2: Oooh. It is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, knitting exciting underwear. :tsk: It's a man's life in the British Dental Association.
  12. We were wondering if we could possibly borrow your head for a piece of animation. Well, this is a truly remarkable occasion as it is the first time that a modern artist of such stature has taken the A272. We decided to risk it because they're always saying they're going to widen it there, just by the intersection, there where the A372 joins up, there's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet...knock down that hospital :) Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. :hug2:
  13. Beautiful speaking voice. And what a body! She likes sport, yes. She is very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact. :smash: There's lots of people making love, but no mention of Geoff Boyott's average. :eyeroll: Now we Blitish here in Smolensk velly intellested in playing clicket. I'm telling you straight, mate. I don't think you're Luchino Visconti at all :sarcastic: Grazie signor ... grazie di tutta la sua gentilezza. I understood that. I think he's talking about taxation. :moon: And did you take even sterner measures against the great Catholic nobles who made common cause with foreign foes in defence of their feudal independence? It's a disguise. Right! Confiscate the smutty book, Maddox. :madra: We don't have any books. We're fresh out of them. Good morning. :unsure: I don't know whether you've really considered the advantage of owning a really fine set of modern encyclopedias. :unsure: Well, we've just come from the Courtauld and 73 smashed every exhibit but one in the Danish Contemporary Sculpture Exhibition. We just been moved in next to a room full of Brueghels ... terrible bloody din. Skating all hours of the night. Anyway, I just dropped in to tell you there's been a walk-out in the Impressionists. Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them. This is indeed a grim day for the human race, Dan. :monalisa: And please don't stick thy servants, Lord, In a Rotissomat. No, we can't touch it without an MI, you see. :| Aah. and you trying to tell the young people of today that, and they won't believe you! A man six foot nine inches high, fortyish, and he's got a long scar from here to here and absolutely no nose? :crazy:
  14. Beautiful speaking voice. And what a body! She likes sport, yes. She is very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact. :smash: There's lots of people making love, but no mention of Geoff Boyott's average. :eyeroll: Now we Blitish here in Smolensk velly intellested in playing clicket. I'm telling you straight, mate. I don't think you're Luchino Visconti at all :sarcastic: Grazie signor ... grazie di tutta la sua gentilezza. I understood that. I think he's talking about taxation. :moon: And did you take even sterner measures against the great Catholic nobles who made common cause with foreign foes in defence of their feudal independence? It's a disguise. Right! Confiscate the smutty book, Maddox. :madra: We don't have any books. We're fresh out of them. Good morning. :unsure: I don't know whether you've really considered the advantage of owning a really fine set of modern encyclopedias. :unsure: Well, we've just come from the Courtauld and 73 smashed every exhibit but one in the Danish Contemporary Sculpture Exhibition. We just been moved in next to a room full of Brueghels ... terrible bloody din. Skating all hours of the night. Anyway, I just dropped in to tell you there's been a walk-out in the Impressionists. Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them. This is indeed a grim day for the human race, Dan. :monalisa: And please don't stick thy servants, Lord, In a Rotissomat. No, we can't touch it without an MI, you see. :|
  15. Beautiful speaking voice. And what a body! She likes sport, yes. She is very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact. :smash: There's lots of people making love, but no mention of Geoff Boyott's average. :eyeroll: Now we Blitish here in Smolensk velly intellested in playing clicket. I'm telling you straight, mate. I don't think you're Luchino Visconti at all :sarcastic: Grazie signor ... grazie di tutta la sua gentilezza. I understood that. I think he's talking about taxation. :moon: And did you take even sterner measures against the great Catholic nobles who made common cause with foreign foes in defence of their feudal independence? It's a disguise. Right! Confiscate the smutty book, Maddox. :madra: We don't have any books. We're fresh out of them. Good morning. :unsure: I don't know whether you've really considered the advantage of owning a really fine set of modern encyclopedias. :unsure: Well, we've just come from the Courtauld and 73 smashed every exhibit but one in the Danish Contemporary Sculpture Exhibition. We just been moved in next to a room full of Brueghels ... terrible bloody din. Skating all hours of the night. Anyway, I just dropped in to tell you there's been a walk-out in the Impressionists. Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them. This is indeed a grim day for the human race, Dan. :monalisa:
  16. Beautiful speaking voice. And what a body! She likes sport, yes. She is very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact. :smash: There's lots of people making love, but no mention of Geoff Boyott's average. :eyeroll: Now we Blitish here in Smolensk velly intellested in playing clicket. I'm telling you straight, mate. I don't think you're Luchino Visconti at all :sarcastic: Grazie signor ... grazie di tutta la sua gentilezza. I understood that. I think he's talking about taxation. :moon: And did you take even sterner measures against the great Catholic nobles who made common cause with foreign foes in defence of their feudal independence? It's a disguise. Right! Confiscate the smutty book, Maddox. :madra: We don't have any books. We're fresh out of them. Good morning. :unsure: I don't know whether you've really considered the advantage of owning a really fine set of modern encyclopedias. :unsure:
  17. I loved the hospital setting. I binged watched that series and was over with it in no time. Great acting. Yeah each character was great, three different styles of malingerers, a shifty doctor with dodgy ethics, and an incompetent, oddball nurse. How about another Peter Bowles series 'To the Manor Born'? It seems he liked portraying more sophisticated characters.
  18. I loved the hospital setting. I binged watched that series and was over with it in no time. Great acting.
  19. I liked her in Butterflies, with another early appearance from "Rodney" Nicholas Lyndhurst as her son. Much better than the character he had in Going Straight. Your top two shows and Going Straight featured Richard Beckinsale. As I watched those series, I was looking up some of the actors on wikipedia. I was shocked to learn that Richard died at the age of 31, and was the father of Kate Beckinsale of Underworld film series.
  20. I definitely use Basil's lines in that episode. If performing a task and interrupted nothing hits the spot like "I'm doing it now, you stupid woman!". I wish it was this one. :smash:
  21. Any love for 'And Mother Makes Three / Five'? Or at least for Wendy Craig. :drool: I don't like sit-coms involving children, but these two didn't bother me.
  22. I thought that was a bit weak. After Dad's Army those writers got progressively weaker, starting with Are you Being Served, then It Ain't Half Hot Mum, and Hi Di Hi, Allo Allo, You Rang M'Lord, each one worse than the last. A lot of these shows would never be broadcast now in our politically correct utopia! Mary Whitehouse for the other side, eh? With a lot more pull, I should think.
  23. Beautiful speaking voice. And what a body! She likes sport, yes. She is very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact. :smash: There's lots of people making love, but no mention of Geoff Boyott's average. :eyeroll: Now we Blitish here in Smolensk velly intellested in playing clicket. I'm telling you straight, mate. I don't think you're Luchino Visconti at all :sarcastic: Grazie signor ... grazie di tutta la sua gentilezza. I understood that. I think he's talking about taxation. :moon: And did you take even sterner measures against the great Catholic nobles who made common cause with foreign foes in defence of their feudal independence? It's a disguise. Right! Confiscate the smutty book, Maddox. :madra:
  24. Beautiful speaking voice. And what a body! She likes sport, yes. She is very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact. :smash: There's lots of people making love, but no mention of Geoff Boyott's average. :eyeroll: Now we Blitish here in Smolensk velly intellested in playing clicket. I'm telling you straight, mate. I don't think you're Luchino Visconti at all :sarcastic: Grazie signor ... grazie di tutta la sua gentilezza. I understood that. I think he's talking about taxation. :moon:
  25. Beautiful speaking voice. And what a body! She likes sport, yes. She is very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact. :smash:
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