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  1. We were wondering if we could possibly borrow your head for a piece of animation. Well, this is a truly remarkable occasion as it is the first time that a modern artist of such stature has taken the A272. We decided to risk it because they're always saying they're going to widen it there, just by the intersection, there where the A372 joins up, there's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet...knock down that hospital :) Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. :hug2: Oooh. It is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, knitting exciting underwear. :tsk: It's a man's life in the British Dental Association.
  2. We were wondering if we could possibly borrow your head for a piece of animation. Well, this is a truly remarkable occasion as it is the first time that a modern artist of such stature has taken the A272. We decided to risk it because they're always saying they're going to widen it there, just by the intersection, there where the A372 joins up, there's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet...knock down that hospital :) Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. :hug2:
  3. Beautiful speaking voice. And what a body! She likes sport, yes. She is very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact. :smash: There's lots of people making love, but no mention of Geoff Boyott's average. :eyeroll: Now we Blitish here in Smolensk velly intellested in playing clicket. I'm telling you straight, mate. I don't think you're Luchino Visconti at all :sarcastic: Grazie signor ... grazie di tutta la sua gentilezza. I understood that. I think he's talking about taxation. :moon: And did you take even sterner measures against the great Catholic nobles who made common cause with foreign foes in defence of their feudal independence? It's a disguise. Right! Confiscate the smutty book, Maddox. :madra: We don't have any books. We're fresh out of them. Good morning. :unsure: I don't know whether you've really considered the advantage of owning a really fine set of modern encyclopedias. :unsure: Well, we've just come from the Courtauld and 73 smashed every exhibit but one in the Danish Contemporary Sculpture Exhibition. We just been moved in next to a room full of Brueghels ... terrible bloody din. Skating all hours of the night. Anyway, I just dropped in to tell you there's been a walk-out in the Impressionists. Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them. This is indeed a grim day for the human race, Dan. :monalisa: And please don't stick thy servants, Lord, In a Rotissomat. No, we can't touch it without an MI, you see. :| Aah. and you trying to tell the young people of today that, and they won't believe you! A man six foot nine inches high, fortyish, and he's got a long scar from here to here and absolutely no nose? :crazy:
  4. Beautiful speaking voice. And what a body! She likes sport, yes. She is very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact. :smash: There's lots of people making love, but no mention of Geoff Boyott's average. :eyeroll: Now we Blitish here in Smolensk velly intellested in playing clicket. I'm telling you straight, mate. I don't think you're Luchino Visconti at all :sarcastic: Grazie signor ... grazie di tutta la sua gentilezza. I understood that. I think he's talking about taxation. :moon: And did you take even sterner measures against the great Catholic nobles who made common cause with foreign foes in defence of their feudal independence? It's a disguise. Right! Confiscate the smutty book, Maddox. :madra: We don't have any books. We're fresh out of them. Good morning. :unsure: I don't know whether you've really considered the advantage of owning a really fine set of modern encyclopedias. :unsure: Well, we've just come from the Courtauld and 73 smashed every exhibit but one in the Danish Contemporary Sculpture Exhibition. We just been moved in next to a room full of Brueghels ... terrible bloody din. Skating all hours of the night. Anyway, I just dropped in to tell you there's been a walk-out in the Impressionists. Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them. This is indeed a grim day for the human race, Dan. :monalisa: And please don't stick thy servants, Lord, In a Rotissomat. No, we can't touch it without an MI, you see. :|
  5. Beautiful speaking voice. And what a body! She likes sport, yes. She is very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact. :smash: There's lots of people making love, but no mention of Geoff Boyott's average. :eyeroll: Now we Blitish here in Smolensk velly intellested in playing clicket. I'm telling you straight, mate. I don't think you're Luchino Visconti at all :sarcastic: Grazie signor ... grazie di tutta la sua gentilezza. I understood that. I think he's talking about taxation. :moon: And did you take even sterner measures against the great Catholic nobles who made common cause with foreign foes in defence of their feudal independence? It's a disguise. Right! Confiscate the smutty book, Maddox. :madra: We don't have any books. We're fresh out of them. Good morning. :unsure: I don't know whether you've really considered the advantage of owning a really fine set of modern encyclopedias. :unsure: Well, we've just come from the Courtauld and 73 smashed every exhibit but one in the Danish Contemporary Sculpture Exhibition. We just been moved in next to a room full of Brueghels ... terrible bloody din. Skating all hours of the night. Anyway, I just dropped in to tell you there's been a walk-out in the Impressionists. Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them. This is indeed a grim day for the human race, Dan. :monalisa:
  6. Beautiful speaking voice. And what a body! She likes sport, yes. She is very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact. :smash: There's lots of people making love, but no mention of Geoff Boyott's average. :eyeroll: Now we Blitish here in Smolensk velly intellested in playing clicket. I'm telling you straight, mate. I don't think you're Luchino Visconti at all :sarcastic: Grazie signor ... grazie di tutta la sua gentilezza. I understood that. I think he's talking about taxation. :moon: And did you take even sterner measures against the great Catholic nobles who made common cause with foreign foes in defence of their feudal independence? It's a disguise. Right! Confiscate the smutty book, Maddox. :madra: We don't have any books. We're fresh out of them. Good morning. :unsure: I don't know whether you've really considered the advantage of owning a really fine set of modern encyclopedias. :unsure:
  7. I loved the hospital setting. I binged watched that series and was over with it in no time. Great acting. Yeah each character was great, three different styles of malingerers, a shifty doctor with dodgy ethics, and an incompetent, oddball nurse. How about another Peter Bowles series 'To the Manor Born'? It seems he liked portraying more sophisticated characters.
  8. I loved the hospital setting. I binged watched that series and was over with it in no time. Great acting.
  9. I liked her in Butterflies, with another early appearance from "Rodney" Nicholas Lyndhurst as her son. Much better than the character he had in Going Straight. Your top two shows and Going Straight featured Richard Beckinsale. As I watched those series, I was looking up some of the actors on wikipedia. I was shocked to learn that Richard died at the age of 31, and was the father of Kate Beckinsale of Underworld film series.
  10. I definitely use Basil's lines in that episode. If performing a task and interrupted nothing hits the spot like "I'm doing it now, you stupid woman!". I wish it was this one. :smash:
  11. Any love for 'And Mother Makes Three / Five'? Or at least for Wendy Craig. :drool: I don't like sit-coms involving children, but these two didn't bother me.
  12. I thought that was a bit weak. After Dad's Army those writers got progressively weaker, starting with Are you Being Served, then It Ain't Half Hot Mum, and Hi Di Hi, Allo Allo, You Rang M'Lord, each one worse than the last. A lot of these shows would never be broadcast now in our politically correct utopia! Mary Whitehouse for the other side, eh? With a lot more pull, I should think.
  13. Beautiful speaking voice. And what a body! She likes sport, yes. She is very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact. :smash: There's lots of people making love, but no mention of Geoff Boyott's average. :eyeroll: Now we Blitish here in Smolensk velly intellested in playing clicket. I'm telling you straight, mate. I don't think you're Luchino Visconti at all :sarcastic: Grazie signor ... grazie di tutta la sua gentilezza. I understood that. I think he's talking about taxation. :moon: And did you take even sterner measures against the great Catholic nobles who made common cause with foreign foes in defence of their feudal independence? It's a disguise. Right! Confiscate the smutty book, Maddox. :madra:
  14. Beautiful speaking voice. And what a body! She likes sport, yes. She is very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact. :smash: There's lots of people making love, but no mention of Geoff Boyott's average. :eyeroll: Now we Blitish here in Smolensk velly intellested in playing clicket. I'm telling you straight, mate. I don't think you're Luchino Visconti at all :sarcastic: Grazie signor ... grazie di tutta la sua gentilezza. I understood that. I think he's talking about taxation. :moon:
  15. Beautiful speaking voice. And what a body! She likes sport, yes. She is very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact. :smash:
  16. Yes, this looks the sort of thing. May I just try it? :bang bang: Yes, that's fine.
  17. Yes, but an argument isn't just contradiction! Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw. :smash: Right, well I've got the shortest straw. So I decide what means we use to decide who's going to do... to... to... to er .... to do the thing ... to do the right thing. Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC. Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :o Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that. Yeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor Oh, yes, there's the head. Yes, four centimetres. Five - six centimetres. The underwater version of 'Measure for Measure' :clap:and further out to sea 'Hello Dolly' is also doing good business. Some of them will have paid $920.000 million for the privilege of seeing this :cheerleader: get beaten up. They would select a victim and then threaten to beat him up if he paid the so-called protection money. :crazy: I wouldn't wish it on my son. He's a sensitive boy, already. :gumby: ...me mind's made up. I've given this long and careful thought, and it has to be medical experiments for the lot of you. I'd split their nostrils open with a boat hook, I think. :codger: Well first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of certain of my colleagues you may have seen earlier, but they are from broken homes, circus families and so on and they are in no way representative of the new modern improved Rush Forum. And now for something completely different: Monty Python's Flying CIRCUS! :yay: Right! Off you go! Now, everybody else happy with my little plan... of marching up and down the square a bit? Now wait a minute. I have already warned The Rush Forum about infringing the Army copyright of our slogan 'It's a pig's life ... man's life in the modern army'. And I'm warning you if it happens again, I shall come down on this thread like a ton of bricks... right. Carry on sergeant major. Hello. Well, I was the third voice you heard just now. I'm sorry about that terrible mess. Terrible in the sense of unfortunate. :(
  18. Yes, but an argument isn't just contradiction! Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw. :smash: Right, well I've got the shortest straw. So I decide what means we use to decide who's going to do... to... to... to er .... to do the thing ... to do the right thing. Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC. Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :o Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that. Yeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor Oh, yes, there's the head. Yes, four centimetres. Five - six centimetres. The underwater version of 'Measure for Measure' :clap:and further out to sea 'Hello Dolly' is also doing good business. Some of them will have paid $920.000 million for the privilege of seeing this :cheerleader: get beaten up. They would select a victim and then threaten to beat him up if he paid the so-called protection money. :crazy: I wouldn't wish it on my son. He's a sensitive boy, already. :gumby: ...me mind's made up. I've given this long and careful thought, and it has to be medical experiments for the lot of you. I'd split their nostrils open with a boat hook, I think. :codger: Well first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of certain of my colleagues you may have seen earlier, but they are from broken homes, circus families and so on and they are in no way representative of the new modern improved Rush Forum. And now for something completely different: Monty Python's Flying CIRCUS! :yay:
  19. Yes, but an argument isn't just contradiction! Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw. :smash: Right, well I've got the shortest straw. So I decide what means we use to decide who's going to do... to... to... to er .... to do the thing ... to do the right thing. Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC. Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :o Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that. Yeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor Oh, yes, there's the head. Yes, four centimetres. Five - six centimetres. The underwater version of 'Measure for Measure' :clap:and further out to sea 'Hello Dolly' is also doing good business. Some of them will have paid $920.000 million for the privilege of seeing this :cheerleader: get beaten up. They would select a victim and then threaten to beat him up if he paid the so-called protection money. :crazy: I wouldn't wish it on my son. He's a sensitive boy, already. :gumby: ...me mind's made up. I've given this long and careful thought, and it has to be medical experiments for the lot of you. I'd split their nostrils open with a boat hook, I think. :codger:
  20. Yes, but an argument isn't just contradiction! Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw. :smash: Right, well I've got the shortest straw. So I decide what means we use to decide who's going to do... to... to... to er .... to do the thing ... to do the right thing. Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC. Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :o Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that. Yeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor Oh, yes, there's the head. Yes, four centimetres. Five - six centimetres. The underwater version of 'Measure for Measure' :clap:and further out to sea 'Hello Dolly' is also doing good business. Some of them will have paid $920.000 million for the privilege of seeing this :cheerleader: get beaten up. They would select a victim and then threaten to beat him up if he paid the so-called protection money. :crazy: I wouldn't wish it on my son. He's a sensitive boy, already. :gumby:
  21. Yes, but an argument isn't just contradiction! Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw. :smash: Right, well I've got the shortest straw. So I decide what means we use to decide who's going to do... to... to... to er .... to do the thing ... to do the right thing. Now rank doesn't enter into this, but obviously if I should get through the lines, I will be in a very good position to recommend anyone, very highly, for a posthumous VC. Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. :o Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that. Yeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor Oh, yes, there's the head. Yes, four centimetres. Five - six centimetres. The underwater version of 'Measure for Measure' :clap:and further out to sea 'Hello Dolly' is also doing good business. Some of them will have paid $920.000 million for the privilege of seeing this :cheerleader: get beaten up.
  22. Who's giving the orders round here? You're a greengrocer, I'm an insurance salesman. :bitchslap:
  23. Well, poor pet, she was like a lost lamb in an abattoir. And the blood goes pssssssshh in slow motion. :o Well, we're going to kick straight off this week with our Mortuary Quiz, so have your pens and pencils ready. With a large piece of wet paper. Turn the paper over - turn the paper over keeping your eye on the :16ton: Look...look, smarty pants, the sixteen-ton weight is just one way of dealing with the raspberry killer. There are millions of others! Covered in glory, Sir Your_Lion rode home to West Yorkshire to see his beloved wife, but all was not well. Just a twig brushing against the window. ;) I've been pushed around long enough. This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewtey - this is it Arthur Pewtey. At last you're a man! :rage:All right, Dierdre, come out of there Well, slip it to me my good chap and let me eye the contents. Full frontal nudity? Yes I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid, and if it were a very small part. :blush: :lol: I think it's a joke, sir...like "Sillius Soddus." Did it worry you that he, for example, stitched people's legs together? The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let of hindrance. :huh: Up on the table! Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump! I have done nearly twelve feet unofficially. :cool: You wouldn't regret this. Think of the tourist trade. Oh yes, I like them. I mean, they think well, don't they? :hug2: Sorry, I'm late, Robert - I've been wrestling with Plato. And here is the result of the Epilogue: God exists by two falls to a submission. :angel:
  24. Well, poor pet, she was like a lost lamb in an abattoir. And the blood goes pssssssshh in slow motion. :o Well, we're going to kick straight off this week with our Mortuary Quiz, so have your pens and pencils ready. With a large piece of wet paper. Turn the paper over - turn the paper over keeping your eye on the :16ton: Look...look, smarty pants, the sixteen-ton weight is just one way of dealing with the raspberry killer. There are millions of others! Covered in glory, Sir Your_Lion rode home to West Yorkshire to see his beloved wife, but all was not well. Just a twig brushing against the window. ;) I've been pushed around long enough. This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewtey - this is it Arthur Pewtey. At last you're a man! :rage:All right, Dierdre, come out of there Well, slip it to me my good chap and let me eye the contents. Full frontal nudity? Yes I'd do it, if it was valid. Or if the money was valid, and if it were a very small part. :blush: :lol: I think it's a joke, sir...like "Sillius Soddus." Did it worry you that he, for example, stitched people's legs together? The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let of hindrance. :huh: Up on the table! Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump! I have done nearly twelve feet unofficially. :cool: You wouldn't regret this. Think of the tourist trade. Oh yes, I like them. I mean, they think well, don't they? :hug2:
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