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  1. All we've eaten mate for the last four bleeding weeks is lupin soup, roast lupin, steamed lupin, braised lupin in lupin sauce, lupin in the basket with sauted lupins, lupin meringue pie, lupin sorbet. Well, I'm making a special study of accidents involving food. :rose: Three men dead, the factory burnt down, the account lost and our firm completely bankrupt, what... what... what... can you possibly say? What excuse can you possibly make? I'm sorry, but my client has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered. :smash: Well, I suppose I should have told you a long time ago, but.... your father isn't Mr. Cohen. :o Ah! Anti-semitism.
  2. All we've eaten mate for the last four bleeding weeks is lupin soup, roast lupin, steamed lupin, braised lupin in lupin sauce, lupin in the basket with sauted lupins, lupin meringue pie, lupin sorbet. Well, I'm making a special study of accidents involving food. :rose: Three men dead, the factory burnt down, the account lost and our firm completely bankrupt, what... what... what... can you possibly say? What excuse can you possibly make? I'm sorry, but my client has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered. :smash:
  3. All we've eaten mate for the last four bleeding weeks is lupin soup, roast lupin, steamed lupin, braised lupin in lupin sauce, lupin in the basket with sauted lupins, lupin meringue pie, lupin sorbet. Well, I'm making a special study of accidents involving food. :rose:
  4. Well, I don't know whether I'd worry. After all, they're not meant to be luxury flats. ;)
  5. Right. Well, you're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex, probably the product of an unhappy childhood, coupled with acute insecurity in adolescence, which has resulted in an attenuation of the libido complex. :( Yes. I've got a hat. Take your hat off. Oh, honestly, it's absolutely pointless trying to do this if you're going to cheat. :tsk: Terrific! Thrill to Thomas a Becket's Kierkegaardian moment of choice while making your physique tighter, firmer, neater. Rhyta's a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Simon. :wub: Robert, I feel here, that I may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Rhyta who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time. Well there you are. Three very well known faces from the racing world. :beathorse: Look, my fine friends. I happen to know that this is the Lupin Express. Well, you can't blame British Rail for that. :cool: Like you say, sir. We'll be able to make time, eventually without to lose, sir, no. Hold on then...Wingco. Bend an ear to the Squadron Leader's banter for a sec. :popcorn: I meant, Your Majesty, that uh, like a doughnut your arrival gives us pleasure and your departure merely makes us hungry for more. I'd rather just sell the plans and nip off, Georgie boy. :outtahere: That's not my name! Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Simon Gambolputty? :huh: What? Oh, I see, we can't afford it. You see TRF has to pay a member twenty guineas if he posts and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget... Hello. The TRF have offered me the sum of forty pence to read today's anniversaries. Personally I thought they should have held out for the full seventy-five, but TRF have explained to me about their financial difficulties. :| I see. But recently you have been having this problem with your word order. :yes: The Mouse Problem. This week 'The World Around Us' looks at the growing social phenomenon of Mice and Men.
  6. Right. Well, you're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex, probably the product of an unhappy childhood, coupled with acute insecurity in adolescence, which has resulted in an attenuation of the libido complex. :( Yes. I've got a hat. Take your hat off. Oh, honestly, it's absolutely pointless trying to do this if you're going to cheat. :tsk: Terrific! Thrill to Thomas a Becket's Kierkegaardian moment of choice while making your physique tighter, firmer, neater. Rhyta's a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Simon. :wub: Robert, I feel here, that I may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Rhyta who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time. Well there you are. Three very well known faces from the racing world. :beathorse: Look, my fine friends. I happen to know that this is the Lupin Express. Well, you can't blame British Rail for that. :cool: Like you say, sir. We'll be able to make time, eventually without to lose, sir, no. Hold on then...Wingco. Bend an ear to the Squadron Leader's banter for a sec. :popcorn: I meant, Your Majesty, that uh, like a doughnut your arrival gives us pleasure and your departure merely makes us hungry for more. I'd rather just sell the plans and nip off, Georgie boy. :outtahere: That's not my name! Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Simon Gambolputty? :huh: What? Oh, I see, we can't afford it. You see TRF has to pay a member twenty guineas if he posts and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget... Hello. The TRF have offered me the sum of forty pence to read today's anniversaries. Personally I thought they should have held out for the full seventy-five, but TRF have explained to me about their financial difficulties. :|
  7. Right. Well, you're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex, probably the product of an unhappy childhood, coupled with acute insecurity in adolescence, which has resulted in an attenuation of the libido complex. :( Yes. I've got a hat. Take your hat off. Oh, honestly, it's absolutely pointless trying to do this if you're going to cheat. :tsk: Terrific! Thrill to Thomas a Becket's Kierkegaardian moment of choice while making your physique tighter, firmer, neater. Rhyta's a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Simon. :wub: Robert, I feel here, that I may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Rhyta who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time. Well there you are. Three very well known faces from the racing world. :beathorse: Look, my fine friends. I happen to know that this is the Lupin Express. Well, you can't blame British Rail for that. :cool: Like you say, sir. We'll be able to make time, eventually without to lose, sir, no. Hold on then...Wingco. Bend an ear to the Squadron Leader's banter for a sec. :popcorn: I meant, Your Majesty, that uh, like a doughnut your arrival gives us pleasure and your departure merely makes us hungry for more. I'd rather just sell the plans and nip off, Georgie boy. :outtahere: That's not my name! Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Simon Gambolputty? :huh:
  8. Right. Well, you're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex, probably the product of an unhappy childhood, coupled with acute insecurity in adolescence, which has resulted in an attenuation of the libido complex. :( Yes. I've got a hat. Take your hat off. Oh, honestly, it's absolutely pointless trying to do this if you're going to cheat. :tsk: Terrific! Thrill to Thomas a Becket's Kierkegaardian moment of choice while making your physique tighter, firmer, neater. Rhyta's a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Simon. :wub: Robert, I feel here, that I may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Rhyta who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time. Well there you are. Three very well known faces from the racing world. :beathorse: Look, my fine friends. I happen to know that this is the Lupin Express. Well, you can't blame British Rail for that. :cool: Like you say, sir. We'll be able to make time, eventually without to lose, sir, no. Hold on then...Wingco. Bend an ear to the Squadron Leader's banter for a sec. :popcorn: I meant, Your Majesty, that uh, like a doughnut your arrival gives us pleasure and your departure merely makes us hungry for more. I'd rather just sell the plans and nip off, Georgie boy. :outtahere:
  9. Right. Well, you're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex, probably the product of an unhappy childhood, coupled with acute insecurity in adolescence, which has resulted in an attenuation of the libido complex. :( Yes. I've got a hat. Take your hat off. Oh, honestly, it's absolutely pointless trying to do this if you're going to cheat. :tsk: Terrific! Thrill to Thomas a Becket's Kierkegaardian moment of choice while making your physique tighter, firmer, neater. Rhyta's a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Simon. :wub: Robert, I feel here, that I may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Rhyta who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time. Well there you are. Three very well known faces from the racing world. :beathorse: Look, my fine friends. I happen to know that this is the Lupin Express. Well, you can't blame British Rail for that. :cool: Like you say, sir. We'll be able to make time, eventually without to lose, sir, no. Hold on then...Wingco. Bend an ear to the Squadron Leader's banter for a sec. :popcorn:
  10. Right. Well, you're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex, probably the product of an unhappy childhood, coupled with acute insecurity in adolescence, which has resulted in an attenuation of the libido complex. :( Yes. I've got a hat. Take your hat off. Oh, honestly, it's absolutely pointless trying to do this if you're going to cheat. :tsk: Terrific! Thrill to Thomas a Becket's Kierkegaardian moment of choice while making your physique tighter, firmer, neater. Rhyta's a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Simon. :wub: Robert, I feel here, that I may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Rhyta who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time. Well there you are. Three very well known faces from the racing world. :beathorse: Look, my fine friends. I happen to know that this is the Lupin Express. Well, you can't blame British Rail for that. :cool:
  11. Right. Well, you're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex, probably the product of an unhappy childhood, coupled with acute insecurity in adolescence, which has resulted in an attenuation of the libido complex. :( Yes. I've got a hat. Take your hat off. Oh, honestly, it's absolutely pointless trying to do this if you're going to cheat. :tsk: Terrific! Thrill to Thomas a Becket's Kierkegaardian moment of choice while making your physique tighter, firmer, neater. Rhyta's a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Simon. :wub: Robert, I feel here, that I may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Rhyta who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time. Well there you are. Three very well known faces from the racing world. :beathorse:
  12. Right. Well, you're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex, probably the product of an unhappy childhood, coupled with acute insecurity in adolescence, which has resulted in an attenuation of the libido complex. :( Yes. I've got a hat. Take your hat off. Oh, honestly, it's absolutely pointless trying to do this if you're going to cheat. :tsk: Terrific! Thrill to Thomas a Becket's Kierkegaardian moment of choice while making your physique tighter, firmer, neater. Rhyta's a totally different kind of specimen to Professor Simon. :wub:
  13. Right. Well, you're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex, probably the product of an unhappy childhood, coupled with acute insecurity in adolescence, which has resulted in an attenuation of the libido complex. :( Yes. I've got a hat. Take your hat off. Oh, honestly, it's absolutely pointless trying to do this if you're going to cheat. :tsk:
  14. Right. Well, you're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex, probably the product of an unhappy childhood, coupled with acute insecurity in adolescence, which has resulted in an attenuation of the libido complex. :(
  15. I can't tell you how much that means :wub: Who's got a boil on the bum :hi: boil on the botty. Err, your posterior. Derriere. Sit-upon. Tests on Salisbury Plain confirmed the joke's devastating effectiveness at a range of up to fifty yards. :laughing guy: No, no, he means the one over there. Look, you see that one there? Well now, go two along to the right. Just near that little bush. But that's sirloin, Teddy. :finbar: Oh, yes. You see we're from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda, and they're all that size there. We tried to tell you at the beginning of the film but you just panned off us. Alfred Hitchcock, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension. :facepalm: Never mind, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Jennings and his inflatable knees. Now it's time for our music spot and we turn the spotlight tonight on :Alex: 'Only make believe, I love you, :smash: :smash: Only make believe that you love me, :smash: :smash: Others find peace of mind... :rose: Tell her today, you could ring her. :bitchslap: Do you want me or not, James? It's your decision. I do, I do, I do. I think I'm beginning to fall in love with you. You're not just saying that because I asked you? :unsure: Oh ma cherie, you mean more to me than any heavier-than-air dirigible could ever... Oh Mr. S. That I should be so lucky. :eyeroll: Here, you wouldn't have got on one of our voyages - they were all dead butch. And on my left, Miss Petula Wilcox. :whipgirl: This is Maurice Zatapathique ... Roger Thompson ... Roger Thompson ... Maurice Zatapathique. Oh, you are English? Ecrivez-vous votre nom dans mon livre des hommes celebrites, s'il vous plait. La au-dessous de Denis Compton. :wub:
  16. I can't tell you how much that means :wub: Who's got a boil on the bum :hi: boil on the botty. Err, your posterior. Derriere. Sit-upon. Tests on Salisbury Plain confirmed the joke's devastating effectiveness at a range of up to fifty yards. :laughing guy: No, no, he means the one over there. Look, you see that one there? Well now, go two along to the right. Just near that little bush. But that's sirloin, Teddy. :finbar: Oh, yes. You see we're from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda, and they're all that size there. We tried to tell you at the beginning of the film but you just panned off us. Alfred Hitchcock, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension. :facepalm: Never mind, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Jennings and his inflatable knees. Now it's time for our music spot and we turn the spotlight tonight on :Alex: 'Only make believe, I love you, :smash: :smash: Only make believe that you love me, :smash: :smash: Others find peace of mind... :rose: Tell her today, you could ring her. :bitchslap: Do you want me or not, James? It's your decision. I do, I do, I do. I think I'm beginning to fall in love with you. You're not just saying that because I asked you? :unsure: Oh ma cherie, you mean more to me than any heavier-than-air dirigible could ever... Oh Mr. S. That I should be so lucky. :eyeroll: Here, you wouldn't have got on one of our voyages - they were all dead butch. And on my left, Miss Petula Wilcox. :whipgirl:
  17. I can't tell you how much that means :wub: Who's got a boil on the bum :hi: boil on the botty. Err, your posterior. Derriere. Sit-upon. Tests on Salisbury Plain confirmed the joke's devastating effectiveness at a range of up to fifty yards. :laughing guy: No, no, he means the one over there. Look, you see that one there? Well now, go two along to the right. Just near that little bush. But that's sirloin, Teddy. :finbar: Oh, yes. You see we're from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda, and they're all that size there. We tried to tell you at the beginning of the film but you just panned off us. Alfred Hitchcock, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension. :facepalm: Never mind, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Jennings and his inflatable knees. Now it's time for our music spot and we turn the spotlight tonight on :Alex: 'Only make believe, I love you, :smash: :smash: Only make believe that you love me, :smash: :smash: Others find peace of mind... :rose: Tell her today, you could ring her. :bitchslap: Do you want me or not, James? It's your decision. I do, I do, I do. I think I'm beginning to fall in love with you. You're not just saying that because I asked you? :unsure: Oh ma cherie, you mean more to me than any heavier-than-air dirigible could ever... Oh Mr. S. That I should be so lucky. :eyeroll:
  18. I can't tell you how much that means :wub: Who's got a boil on the bum :hi: boil on the botty. Err, your posterior. Derriere. Sit-upon. Tests on Salisbury Plain confirmed the joke's devastating effectiveness at a range of up to fifty yards. :laughing guy: No, no, he means the one over there. Look, you see that one there? Well now, go two along to the right. Just near that little bush. But that's sirloin, Teddy. :finbar: Oh, yes. You see we're from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda, and they're all that size there. We tried to tell you at the beginning of the film but you just panned off us. Alfred Hitchcock, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension. :facepalm: Never mind, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Jennings and his inflatable knees. Now it's time for our music spot and we turn the spotlight tonight on :Alex: 'Only make believe, I love you, :smash: :smash: Only make believe that you love me, :smash: :smash: Others find peace of mind... :rose: Tell her today, you could ring her. :bitchslap: Do you want me or not, James? It's your decision. I do, I do, I do. I think I'm beginning to fall in love with you. You're not just saying that because I asked you? :unsure:
  19. I can't tell you how much that means :wub: Who's got a boil on the bum :hi: boil on the botty. Err, your posterior. Derriere. Sit-upon. Tests on Salisbury Plain confirmed the joke's devastating effectiveness at a range of up to fifty yards. :laughing guy: No, no, he means the one over there. Look, you see that one there? Well now, go two along to the right. Just near that little bush. But that's sirloin, Teddy. :finbar: Oh, yes. You see we're from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda, and they're all that size there. We tried to tell you at the beginning of the film but you just panned off us. Alfred Hitchcock, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension. :facepalm: Never mind, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Jennings and his inflatable knees. Now it's time for our music spot and we turn the spotlight tonight on :Alex: 'Only make believe, I love you, :smash: :smash: Only make believe that you love me, :smash: :smash: Others find peace of mind... :rose: Tell her today, you could ring her. :bitchslap: Do you want me or not, James? It's your decision.
  20. I can't tell you how much that means :wub: Who's got a boil on the bum :hi: boil on the botty. Err, your posterior. Derriere. Sit-upon. Tests on Salisbury Plain confirmed the joke's devastating effectiveness at a range of up to fifty yards. :laughing guy: No, no, he means the one over there. Look, you see that one there? Well now, go two along to the right. Just near that little bush. But that's sirloin, Teddy. :finbar: Oh, yes. You see we're from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda, and they're all that size there. We tried to tell you at the beginning of the film but you just panned off us. Alfred Hitchcock, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension. :facepalm: Never mind, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Jennings and his inflatable knees. Now it's time for our music spot and we turn the spotlight tonight on :Alex:
  21. I can't tell you how much that means :wub: Who's got a boil on the bum :hi: boil on the botty. Err, your posterior. Derriere. Sit-upon. Tests on Salisbury Plain confirmed the joke's devastating effectiveness at a range of up to fifty yards. :laughing guy: No, no, he means the one over there. Look, you see that one there? Well now, go two along to the right. Just near that little bush. But that's sirloin, Teddy. :finbar: Oh, yes. You see we're from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda, and they're all that size there. We tried to tell you at the beginning of the film but you just panned off us. Alfred Hitchcock, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension. :facepalm:
  22. I can't tell you how much that means :wub: Who's got a boil on the bum :hi: boil on the botty. Err, your posterior. Derriere. Sit-upon. Tests on Salisbury Plain confirmed the joke's devastating effectiveness at a range of up to fifty yards. :laughing guy: No, no, he means the one over there. Look, you see that one there? Well now, go two along to the right. Just near that little bush. But that's sirloin, Teddy. :finbar:
  23. I can't tell you how much that means :wub: Who's got a boil on the bum :hi: boil on the botty. Err, your posterior. Derriere. Sit-upon. Tests on Salisbury Plain confirmed the joke's devastating effectiveness at a range of up to fifty yards. :laughing guy:
  24. I can't tell you how much that means :wub: Who's got a boil on the bum :hi: boil on the botty.
  25. What is the driving force behind a man ( 73 ) of such restless energies and boundless vision? Here as with so many great men of history, the answer lies in a woman. :whipgirl:
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