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QUOTE (Arleen2112 @ Sep 19 2008, 02:19 PM) QUOTE (tick @ Sep 18 2008, 08:00 AM) Since, 73 said the other thread was 2 big to handle anymore, we will keep the party going here ! http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/b3ta/gif/hamster.gif This little guy looks like he knows how to get a party started

Neil was driving to the gig then he saw Geddy drinking milk from Alex's nipples. Neil threw up a pint of Macallan and puke splashed all over himself. Alex was shocked! And Geddy was still drinking milk because he was not really Geddy. Alex realized this and panicked. If Geddyfan13 was there Alex would run into his arms and tell what deep, dark secret Neil was hiding. It had to be that Neil had been a robot but was humanized only while offstage. However, while on stage, Subdivided and synthetic!! Neil woke up and immediately saw his BMW motorcycle on fire. He grabbed his hose and tried to extinguish the flaming bike. Suddenly, Alex screamed LOOK OUT! ROLL THE BONES! HOLD THE FIRE! And let's go eat some soup because Howard Ungerleider brought some crackers. Not just any dry, stale crackers... dry FRESH crackers!! Of course, Geddy had always wanted a rap album with Alex playing some african bongos and the spoons. So they decided to bathe Neil in milk. Meanwhile, Geddyfan13 was trying to convince Geddy to sit still and stop spitting on random people. Geddy said, "I'm orally fixated, ok!" Smiling, Neil begins snorting Jello shots and gurgling tequila. Geddyfan13 is having intense flashbacks about eating Reddi-Wip and drinking the sour milk that The Analog Kid flew by night. Wow, that's random, remarked Neil, seeing what just happened. Alex started gyrating because Janie wanted to suck face with him. Disco, like Janie, sucked with Force Ten. And may the smile on Alex's face never fade. Expunged of his trousers, Alex was in the middle between Janie and Geddyfan13's milk jug thinking, "I'm thirsty, half naked and hot for Janie." In walked Geddy with an intrauterine in his nose. The operation was "'snot' very pretty," joked Geddy. Meanwhile, Neil's pet lizard wanted to ride to the gig in Geddy's pants and then he jumped with surprise into Janie's bra. And found a reason to live; whereas before, he couldn't give a New World Man What You're Doing. Marathonist, Rush's top fan (besides MMCXII!!) was lounging around before the concert in granny panties. Wondering where his lizard was now, hopefully not in anyone's undergarments, Neil reached for his Kama Sutra book so he could make Marathonist scream at the top of her lungs. "Argh! Earplugs, please!" Then in astonishment Neil's lizard jumped quickly into the glass of Macallan Alex was balancing on his man-part. Now that's talent requiring a sizeable waste of time and a huge investment of valuable reptile balancing apparatii to figure out how to manipulate ones man-bits accordingly. One would think Alex's big advantage might result from excessive Viagra consumption but however, he doesn't need it. Since Geddy's cheeks were turning red from all the exertion from lifting his very large banana of love every time marathonist sang, "Afternoon Delight." So after guzzling Shasta with unbridled lust and avarice, Geddy turned his attention to Janie, who was already exhausted after her romp with Alex, and said, "let's go get some doughnuts, the jelly kind. Because I have a deathwish." Actually... Isn't that obvious? GeddysMullet said her spleen was sore. "THEN STOP BARFING!" Obviously, Janie and Marathonist were having feelings for MMCXII because they had been slipped GHB. But MMCXII didn't do it! Freewill made the women cringe at the thought of having to sing while standing on top yaoi's shrine dedicated to Neil and several butcher's aprons drenched in ouzo. Quite a challenge since mass hysteria had taken hold of them angels. It was then that Alex realized Janie was going to see her chicken in law

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Neil was driving to the gig then he saw Geddy drinking milk from Alex's nipples. Neil threw up a pint of Macallan and puke splashed all over himself. Alex was shocked! And Geddy was still drinking milk because he was not really Geddy. Alex realized this and panicked. If Geddyfan13 was there Alex would run into his arms and tell what deep, dark secret Neil was hiding. It had to be that Neil had been a robot but was humanized only while offstage. However, while on stage,Subdivided and synthetic!! Neil woke up and immediately saw his BMW motorcycle on fire. He grabbed his hose and tried to extinguish the flaming bike. suddenly, Alex screamed LOOK OUT! ROLL THE BONES! HOLD THE FIRE! And let's go eat some soup because Howard Ungerleider brought some crackers. Not just any dry, stale crackers . . .dry FRESH crackers!! Of course, Geddy had always wanted a rap album with Alex playing some african bongos and the spoons. So they decided to bathe Neil in milk. Meanwhile, Geddyfan13 was trying to convince Geddy to sit still and stop spitting on random people. Geddy said, "I'm orally fixated, ok!" Smiling, Neil begins snorting Jello shots and gurgling tequila. Geddyfan13 is having intense flashbacks about eating Reddi-Wip and drinking the sour milk that The Analog Kid flew by night. Wow, that's random, remarked Neil, seeing what just happened. Alex started gyrating because Janie wanted to suck face with him. Disco,like Janie, sucked with Force Ten. And may the smile on Alex's face never fade. Expunged of his trousers, Alex was in the middle between Janie and Geddyfan13's milk jug thinking, "I'm thirsty, half naked and hot for Janie." In walked Geddy with an intrauterine in his nose. The operation was "'snot' very pretty," joked Geddy. Meanwhile, Neil's pet lizard wanted to ride to the gig in Geddy's pants. and then he

QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Sep 2 2008, 01:53 AM) QUOTE (Attomar @ Aug 24 2008, 10:54 PM) alot of people see My Chemical Romance as just another crappy "emo" band, but they have some really good songs, but to be fair i HATE the song Dead! on that album I almost completely agree with you. The only problem is with Dead!. However, it was the first song I ever heard by MyChem, so that would be different. But yeah, this raises the MCR fan count on this board to around 5. 6

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Neil was driving to the gig then he saw Geddy drinking milk from Alex's nipples. Neil threw up a pint of Macallan and puke splashed all over himself. Alex was shocked! And Geddy was still drinking milk because he was not really Geddy. Alex realized this and panicked. If Geddyfan13 was there Alex would run into his arms and tell what deep, dark secret Neil was hiding. It had to be that Neil had been a robot but was humanized only while offstage. However, while on stage,Subdivided and synthetic!! Neil woke up and immediately saw his BMW motorcycle on fire. He grabbed his hose and tried to extinguish the flaming bike. suddenly, Alex screamed LOOK OUT! ROLL THE BONES! HOLD THE FIRE! And let's go eat some soup because Howard Ungerleider brought some crackers. Not just any dry, stale crackers . . .dry FRESH crackers!! Of course, Geddy had always wanted a rap album with Alex playing some african bongos

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Neil was driving to the gig then he saw Geddy drinking milk from Alex's nipples. Neil threw up a pint of Macallan and puke splashed all over himself. Alex was shocked! And Geddy was still drinking milk because he was not really Geddy. Alex realized this and panicked. If Geddyfan13 was there Alex would run into his arms and tell what deep, dark secret Neil was hiding. It had to be that Neil had been a robot but was humanized only while offstage. However, while on stage,Subdivided and synthetic!! Neil woke up and immediately saw his BMW motorcycle on fire. He grabbed his hose and tried to extinguish the flaming bike. suddenly, Alex screamed LOOK OUT! ROLL THE BONES! HOLD THE FIRE! And let's go eat some soup because Howard Ungerleider brought some crackers. Not just any dry, stale crackers . . .

QUOTE (PhilCastro @ Aug 30 2008, 03:29 AM) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnafhIjUkqk&feature=related

hmm, natural science isnt an album... hemispheres AFTK

permanent waves hold your fire

this thread still exists?

... you hate them

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QUOTE (Turn Me On Dead Man @ Aug 11 2008, 03:18 AM) This thread stinks.

I. Prelude. When young, our weary world was. Of the ancients first began the struggle. Of love and reason the gods. To rule the fate of man sought alone. They battled through the ages. But yield, still neither force would. Divided, the people were. Every soul a battlefield... Ii. Of wisdom apollo bringer. 'i bring truth and understanding. I bring wit and wisdom fair. Precious gifts beyond compare. Build a world of wonder, we can. Make you all aware', can I. Find you food and shelter, 'i will. To keep you warm show you fire. Through the endless winter storm. Live in grace and comfort, you can. You transform in the world that.' . Delighted, the people were. To claim their prize coming forth. To build their cities they ran. And converse among the wise. But one day the streets fell silent. Yet they knew what was wrong not. To build these fine things the urge. To be so strong seemed not. Consulted, the wise men were. And crossed, the bridge of death was. Of dionysus in quest. To find out what, lost, had they... Iii. Of love dionysus bringer. To give you solace 'i bring love. Of the night in the darkness. In the heart's eternal light. You need only trust your feelings; Steer you right', only love can. 'i bring laughter, music, I bring music. I bring joy and I bring tears. Soothe your primal fears, I will. Of reason throw off those chains. And your prison disappears'. Abandoned, the cities were. And the forests echoed song. As brothers they danced and lived; They knew love could be wrong not. Food and wine, aplenty, had they. And they slept beneath the stars. Contented, the people were. And the gods watched from afar. But the winter fell upon them. And it caught them unprepared. Bringing wolves and cold starvation. And of men despaired the hearts... Iv. Of heart and mind armageddon the battle. The universe divided. As the heart and mind collided. With the people left unguided. For so many troubled years. Of doubts and fears in a cloud. Torn asunder, their world was. Into hollow hemispheres. Some fought themselves, some fought each other. Most just followed one another. Like their brothers lost and aimless. For so unclear, their hearts were. And appear the truth could not. Divided, their spirits were. Into blinded hemispheres. Fight some who did not. To light brought tales of old. My 'rocinante' sailed by night. Her final flight on. To the heart of cygnus' fearsome force. Our course we set. Spiralled through that timeless space. To this immortal place. V. Of balance cygnus bringer. Memory and awareness, have I. But no shape or form, I have. As disembodied spirit. Dead and yet unborn, am I. Passed into olympus, I have. As of old was told in tales. To the city of immortals. Marble white and purest gold. I see the gods in battle rage on high. Thunderbolts across the sky. Move, I cannot move, hide, I cannot hide. I feel a silent scream begin inside. Then all at once the chaos ceased. Stillness fell, sudden peace. My silent cry the warriors felt. And their struggle stayed, mystified. Atonished, apollo was. Me mad dionysus thought. But my story further they heard. And they wondered, and were sad. Looking down from olympus. Of doubt and fear on a world. Its surface splintered. Into sorry hemispheres. They sat a while in silence. Then to me they turned at last. Call you cygnus, we ' will, Of balance you shall be' the god. Vi. Of dream the sphere a kind. Walk our road together, we can. If all the same, our goals are. Run alone and free, we can. If we pursue a different aim. Of love be lighted let the truth. Of truth shine clear let the love. Sensibility. With sense and liberty armed. With the heart and mind united. In a single perfect sphere. Yeesssssss.