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Bastille Night

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  1. QUOTE (Steel Rat @ Feb 13 2005, 01:12 PM) Sad to See your hat in pack... gh? Well done Steel Rat....but unfortunately incorrect. Please try again.
  2. Alright!! I spent the morning going through the history of this thread, and it saddens me to see that it seems to be drifting back out of the gutter. So without further ado (and with a bit of artistic license on the spelling), here is your next puzzle: D'OH ! CAUGHT PEEKIN' AT YOR ASS. Good luck
  3. QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Feb 12 2005, 09:47 AM) IMO, THE GOOD JUST APPEAR FAR He's got a roadmap of Jupiter ....oh crap, if this is right I guess I've gotta come up with one eh??!! (Hey RB, my first strategy was to start guessing from songs that come from your namesake album, and I'm sure you realize that this is the very first line )
  4. Damn, I missed it!!!! ........Wizard of Oz and Dark Side of the Moon anyone???
  5. Hello, I've been asked to read this prepared statement on behalf of the Monty Python boys.....who are here on vacation in North Africa. Unfortunately, they have been so spoiled by success in showbizness that they are now too rich to speak without being paid enormous sums of money.....also for tax reasons they are not really here...........
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  7. Right. Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless. <-----dangerous!!
  8. QUOTE (afansince74 @ Feb 2 2005, 06:53 PM) http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1014194/photo_18.jpg Coming soon (in 2 days!) to a home-theater near you... Monty Python's Life of Brian Showtime: Saturday, Feb. 5, 2005, at 8pm eastern / 7pm central Last chance to adjust the time... is this OK to everyone? One more day And for those of you who aren't sure about Monty Python, this movie has full frontal nudity, spaceships, scary monsters, and fabulous makeup effects like this: http://www.iuploads.com/uploads/4da5794d16.jpg You don't want to miss it!!
  9. Well alrighty then, Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable, Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table, David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel, And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the turning of the wrist, Socrates himself was permanently pissed... John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, with half a pint of shandy was particularly ill, Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day, Aristotle, Aristotle was a beggar for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram, And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink therefore I am." Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
  10. I have a craving for a Mars bar, so I shall now go to the store.
  11. I'm sorry but every time I get to the name "Barbara Brocolli", I start laughing and can't read any further. Damn I'm immature. Another Casino Royale....that's just dumb
  12. QUOTE (Sodoff Baldrick @ Feb 3 2005, 03:29 PM) Is your name not Bruce? No, it's Michael.
  13. QUOTE (Presto45 @ Feb 2 2005, 11:57 PM) fine ill use this one THAT ONE"S MINE
  14. Bought my copy today at lunch Is it Saturday yet????
  15. I will be here on the evening of the 5th, and I will chat to myself while viewing the film if need be. Now I just need to go out and purchase my copy of Life of Brian.....excellent
  16. THIS THREAD Directed By: 40 SPECIALLY TRAINED ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS 6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS 142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS 14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA) REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON 76000 BATTERY LLAMAS FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY with influence by Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Michael Palin
  17. Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.
  18. Next Friday or Saturday is cool with me
  19. http://www.iuploads.com/uploads/136f69ded4.jpg And now for something completely different......
  20. Absolutely love this film, and I watch it a few times a year (usually after a few beers have been consumed ). This and 'Almost Famous' are two of my favorite movies that seem to capture a 70's feel that just takes me back. Good stuff
  21. I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue anymore. If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes.
  22. I'm a follower, not a leader. Someone get in here and give some orders
  23. Horrible idea....no reason to see this, ESPECIALLY since Raimi's not involved <-----to the movie studio
  24. QUOTE (afansince74 @ Jan 26 2005, 09:20 AM) Good Morning! Morning!
  25. How can I possibly listen to someone drone on about pension plans for three hours without falling asleep?
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