The Notorious B.S.G.

This is my stapler! Da*n it feels good to be a gangster! We need to talk about your flair.

This is interesting. Prepare for "The War of The War of the Worlds". I've been hearing about another production by Pendragon Pictures for a number of years now. It looks like it's going to beat Speilberg's version. http://www.computercrowsnest.com/sfnews2/0...ews0904_9.shtml And here's the official website: http://www.war-of-the-worlds.org/Movies/Theater.shtml Hey, Madra! So, you like the musical version by Jeff Wayne? Isn't that just the coolest? And Richard Burton is awesome as the narrator. I may have to dig out those tapes, they're around here somewhere............

GUN RIDER RODE WHALE (Well, no one said it had to make sense.)

Frickin' double post! I am NOT a post-whore!

QUOTE (Slaine mac Roth @ Oct 5 2004, 02:35 PM) QUOTE (Moonraker @ Oct 5 2004, 12:21 PM) Unfortunatly I dont where the pic is from, so I will make a random guess. Time Stand Still "I turn my back to the wind" (because hes not facing us) Do you want to know where its from? I think it's too early for clues.

Wowzer! We have definitely entered a new age.

QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Oct 5 2004, 01:54 PM) Well, I read the tourbook section, and saw this pic there in the "Signals" tourbook. Does that constitute cheating?

Hey c'mon now! I wanted a prize!

One of my favorite moments, when the crew tarring the roof got their beer break: We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like free men. Hell, we could have been tarring the roof of one of our own houses. We were the lords of all creation. As for Andy - he spent that break hunkered in the shade, a strange little smile on his face, watching us drink his beer.

....And one for the Lerxst-ladies: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Rush/signals05.jpg

Here y'all go! Drool away. I hope it's new. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Rush/signals04.jpg

Five days with no new Neil pic? C'mon ladies! Do I hafta do ALL the work for my gals here? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Rush/signals03.jpg

Glad you're here, ChefEllwood! Your good words are most welcome. Now THAT'S the way to make yourself welcome!

Hi! Enjoying ourselves are we?

Q: What did the fish say when he smacked into the cement wall? A: Dam!

Some things I learned in Florida this past month: 1. Coffee and frozen pizzas can be made on a BBQ grill. 2. No matter how many times you flick the switch, lights don't work without electricity. 3. Kids can survive 4 plus days without a video game controller in their hands. 4. Cats are really irritating without power. 5. He who has the biggest generator wins. 6. Women can actually survive without doing their hair--you just wish they weren't around you. 7. A new method of non-lethal torture - showers without hot water. This is for the lucky ones on city water. If you have a well and no generator, it's time to bathe in the pool! 8. TV is an addiction and the withdrawal symptoms are painful. 9. A 7 lb bag of ice will chill 6-12 oz Budweisers to a drinkable temperature in 11 minutes, and still keep a 14-pound turkey frozen for 8 more hours. 10. There are a lot of trees around here. 11. Flood plain drawings on some mortgage documents were seriously wrong. 12. Contrary to most Florida natives' beliefs, the speed limit on roads without traffic lights does not increase. 13. Aluminum siding, while aesthetically pleasing, is definitely not required to keep your house standing, and during wind surges becomes flying weapons. 14. Just because you're over 21 doesn't mean you can stay out as late as you want. At least that's what the cops told me during a curfew stop. 15. Crickets can increase their volume to overcome the sound of 14 generators. 16. People will get into a line that has already formed without having any idea what the line is for. 17. When required, most any vehicle will float--doesn't steer well, but floats just the same. 18. Hurricanes do keep the mailman from his appointed rounds. 19. Tele-marketers function no matter what the weather is doing. 20. Cell phones sometimes work when land lines are down, but only as long as the battery remains charged. 21. Twenty-seven of your neighbors are fed from a different transformer than you, and they are quick to point that out! 22. Laundry hampers were not made to contain such a volume. 23. If I had a store that sold only ice, chainsaws, gas, and generators...I'd be rich. 24. The price of a bag of ice rises 200% after a hurricane. 25. Your waterfront property can quickly become someone else's fishing hole. 26. Tree service companies are under appreciated. 27. MATH 101: 30 days in a month, minus 6 days without power, equals 30% higher electric bill ????? 28. Drywall is a compound word; take away the "dry" part and it's worthless. 29. Florida will not see a baby boom in 9 months. Things are already too hot and sticky. Why add to the mess!

You might be from Florida if: You exhibit a slight twitch when introduced to anyone with the first names of Charley, Frances or Ivan Your freezer never has more than $20 worth of food in it at any given time You're looking at paint swatches for the plywood on your windows, to accent the house color You think of your hall closet / safe room as "cozy" Your pool is more accurately described as "framed in" than "screened in" Your freezer in the garage now only has homemade ice in it You no longer worry about relatives visiting during the summer months You, too, haven't heard back from the insurance adjuster You now understand what that little "2% hurricane deductible" phrase really means You're putting a collage together on your driveway of roof shingles from your neighborhood You were once proud of your 16" electric chain saw Your Street has more than 3 "NO WAKE" signs posted You now own 5 large ice chests Your parrot can now say" hammered, pounded and hunker down" You recognize people in line at the free ice, gas and plywood locations You stop what you're doing and clap and wave when you see a convoy of power company trucks come down your street You're depressed when they don't stop You have the personal cell phone numbers of the managers for: plywood, roofing supplies and generators at Home Depot on your speed dialer You've spent more than $20 on "Tall white kitchen bags" to make your own sand bags You're considering upgrading your 16" to a 20" chainsaw You know what "Bar chain oil" is You're thinking of getting your wife the hard hat with the ear protector and face shield for Christmas You now think the $6000 whole house generator seems reasonable You look forward to discussions about the merits of "cubed, block and dry ice" Your therapist refers to your condition as "generator envy" You fight the urge to put on your winter coat and wool cap and parade around in front of your picture window, when you finally get power and your neighbor across the street, with the noisy generator, doesn't get electric And finally, you might be from Florida if: You ask a friend up north to start saving the Sunday Real Estate classifieds!

QUOTE (Slaine mac Roth @ Sep 30 2004, 03:39 PM) QUOTE (Moonraker @ Sep 30 2004, 01:54 PM) QUOTE (Slaine mac Roth @ Sep 30 2004, 10:51 AM) The lyric is the opening lines of the song and refers to the reality of the situation, not what the indivduals are supposed to feel (according to their superiors). Working Man "I get up at 7 yeah, and I go to work at 9" Clever but (I think someone who actully worked there would get it quickly - my wife did and she's not that much of a Rush fan) Hmm............ Have the boys done any songs about grease?

Joke thread on PAGE 2??!! PAGE 2???!!!! This is an outrage! Ok, let's just see what we can do 'bout that, shall we? __________________ A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The cop asked, 'What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big t*ts."

Sorry, I have to agree with 1 here. These flicks have run their course. <Yawn>

Sure! Sounds like fun.

QUOTE (Slaine mac Roth @ Sep 28 2004, 01:41 PM) OK see how you go with this one. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v110/Jimyyz2112/compo.jpg Stick It Out "Don't swallow the poison!" Wait! That's just been done!