OK, guys... over on the CP message board there is a thread about how Lifeson's arrest might give him "Street cred" with the younger folks. So then it got to be about how Alex was going to be a gangsta rapper, and I of course had to do some Photoshoppin...
I post this with apologies to both Alex and to Eminem.
http://www.appstate.edu/~prattlc/lifenem.jpg