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My stapler is brown.

 

My eMac is white.

 

My cell phone is black.

Well I was shopping for a new car, Which one's me?

A cool convertible or an SUV?

Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack,

cause now I'm driving off the lot in a used subcompact.

F-r-e-e that spells freecreditreport.com baby

Saw their ads on my tv, thought about going but was too lazy.

Now instead of looking fly and rolling phat,

my legs are sticking to the vinyl & my posse's getting laughed at.

F-r-e-e that spells free

credit report dot com baby!

 

I mean just look at the bikini top...it's on it's stomach!

 

 

What is that?

 

 

My eyes!!

 

QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Feb 6 2008, 09:43 PM)

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/beach_2Dbabe_2Dbeware.jpg

http://www.poster.net/simpsons-the/simpsons-the-homer-wo-hoo-duff-beer-4100414.jpg

QUOTE (Godeater2112 @ Feb 6 2008, 10:16 AM)

QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Feb 5 2008, 02:20 PM) QUOTE (Godeater2112 @ Feb 5 2008, 01:54 PM) I must admit... I came into this thread hoping "jigglevision" was a much more exciting technology. Anywhooo.... I haven't seen it overused or whatever... haven't seen Cloverfield but the only other films that come to mind are Blair Witch Project and The Evil Dead ... and I sure enjoyed those movies... to jigglevision!   You are looking for "Juggievison".     http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/419734~The-Man-Show-Juggies-Posters.jpg All hail Juggievision!   *bows*   Hey wait aminnit...isn't this post in the wrong thread?

Blazing Saddles

Young Franke.....ok, basically any of the good mel brooks movies

The LOTR movies

Airplane

Dirty Harry movies

Rio Bravo

Godfather 1 & 2

Goodfellas

Monty Python & The Grail

 

...others but damn I'm drawing a blank...

It depends on the movie & subject material. All things being equal a little moderate use of jigglevision can add to a flick but it can kill a picture for me.

Me & the wife watched Less Than Zero last night during all the tornado warnings. I vote that movie for Feel Good Flick of the 80's!

That's tuff but I chose Palin because in the end I find him the most interesting & I think would be the most fun to sit down with over a pint or two.

 

I would like to ask Cleese what it's like to jump the shark...

 

He made a career off of the 6th Sense and I don't think his movies live up to all the hype. Seems he tries way too hard to crank up the "Shamalan" factor in his movies with some weird hook or unusual suprise...

 

a lot of style with not a lot of substance for my money.

http://www.epochstar.com/image-archive/Art_Archives/monkey.gif

http://newfunnies.goldenagecartoons.com/roscoe/polka.jpg

http://www.wherearethedogshumping.com/horse-makeout.jpg

QUOTE (the invisible man @ Feb 4 2008, 07:21 PM)

http://rollertrain.blogspot.com/asia_checks_her_stocks.jpg "jawk jaw stock is up 5 points, hoo rah !"

http://www.thestencil.com/archives/images/alien-weed2.jpg

http://www.speakeasydesigns.com/richter/pix/nerd.jpg

http://nalts.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/nerd.jpg

http://www.trendhunter.com/images/phpthumbnails/5321_1_230.jpeg

http://www.whitwell.ndo.co.uk/musicthing/images/violinist.jpg

http://innovationthoughts.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/windowslivewriterconduiteduchangementoulesrsistanceslinno-e8f1monkey-gun6.png

QUOTE (Grapes_under_pressure @ Feb 4 2008, 11:36 AM)

who knows what they are waiting for

While we're celebrating Burt you have to talk about:

 

Hooper.