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"I'm telling you, Jack! I think you made a big mistake! She's been flirting with the in the minister all night! Every time that you looked away she was making obscene gestures to him with her tongue!"

"You never told me that her sister's mouth was constantly stuck open like she was sucking on something! Do you think that you could set me up?"

"Hey, man, I really mean it! I'm so sorry about the thing with the glue!"

QUOTE (WIDE-ANGLE WATCHER @ Sep 12 2010, 04:11 PM) "Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye"....... "Mr. Johnson....The Big C...is not that bad" Well, WAW, I'm going to have to pass it back to you because I found this one the best. You're up!!

Thanks, WAW! Try this one! http://www.dispatch.com/dispatch/export-content/sites/dispatch/images/static/2007/caption3.jpg

I can't just put ten. There are so many that I've liked over the years. Curb Your Enthusiasm Dexter Taxi WKRP in Cincinnati Hill Street Blues NYPD Blue St. Elsewhere Newhart Cheers Two and a Half Men SCTV The Honeymooners South Park The Simpsons Family Guy Star Trek Get Smart Gilligan's Island (Might seem stupid to me now, but I loved it when I was a kid!) Smallville Batman (seems really stupid to me now, but I loved it when I was a kid!) Battle of the Network Celebrities (I remember liking that a lot when I was a kid.) The Goodies (British Comedy) Lorne Greene's New Wilderness That Seventies Show The Andy Griffith Show Dear John E.R. Malcolm in the Middle Happy Days (Loved it when I was a Kid!) Mash The X-Files The Daily Show Late Night with David Letterman Saturday Night Live (The old ones) The Wonder Years And a lot of others.......

Did anyone else here, who saw the movie Tropic Thunder, find that some of the scenes used humor that was very reminiscent of Monty Python type humor?

QUOTE (RushNut @ Sep 2 2010, 01:34 PM) Loved the lights this tour...didn't really miss the lasers at all. It seems they were always putting the lasers in the same songs tour after tour and most fans had seen pretty much the same things over and over.

"So, hows about it? Do I get the job?"

" I can't believe it's four o'clock already! Well, that's it for my shift! Have a good shift, Dave! I kept the seat warm for you!"

"I told you that we shouldn't be using these transformers as trucks! They're always goofing around!"

"So, how did I do?"

"Can you get me a ladder? It's break time."

"Get the f#ck out of here, Ghost of a Rider! I told you that I didn't want my picture taken for your stupid captions game!"

"Awe, not you again! Please stop following me and taking my picture! Like I've told you a hundred times before, I am not Frank Zappa! Frank Zappa is dead!"

"I can't believe that I lost my house on this stupid game! I just won't answer the door when the tow truck comes to pick it up tomorrow!"

"What the heck is mom doing streaking across the field? I was wondering why she was gone from her seat all this time."

You just might be a redneck if you are related to this guy! P.S. Snowy is just fine

QUOTE (Ghost of a Rider @ Sep 8 2010, 07:46 PM) Fearing he may have seriously injured his opponent, Johnson administers the heinylick maneuver. I seem to have a really hard time choosing each time, but I finally decided to go with this one. You're up Ghost of a Rider!

Thanks, Rushchick10!!!!! I hope this one was not used before. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vA5rQ9NZl0Y/TBG82qVz8xI/AAAAAAAAACQ/ZXgikPlZP4U/s1600/wrestling_is_so_gay.jpg

"That two timing good for nothing Andy better not be at that bitch, Barbie's house again!"

This get up is amazing! I haven't been busted for prostitution once since I've been wearing this and my tricks just love doing a clown!

Shoes - $120 Nose - $5 Dress - $200 Making it home without anyone you know recognizing you - Priceless!

QUOTE (Rushchick10 @ Sep 6 2010, 04:14 PM) Something tells me that Raj won't make it in the gynecology field... I'm going to give it to this one, but they were all very close.

Thanks Tick! Let's see how this one does? http://googleblog.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/putty3-735771.JPG