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  1. failte

    jawk jaw !

    QUOTE (Necromancer @ Jan 6 2007, 08:29 PM) http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j261/irisz26/Funny%20Pictures/darth4.jpg Goober getting some yard work done. tss has the same outfit....
  2. QUOTE (blonde77th @ Jan 3 2007, 07:14 PM) QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 3 2007, 04:26 PM) Breast or Bottle Fed?? A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came." Where's this Dr at I wanna go
  3. QUOTE (blonde77th @ Jan 6 2007, 12:42 AM) QUOTE (failte @ Jan 6 2007, 12:41 AM) at least the walking around in circles for hours on end keeps me in shape! Thats not fair I don't lose any wieght & I am always doing that you gotta walk fast, you know with purpose (so the boss thinks you're actually doing something) and you gotta do it for 12 hours a day at least 3 times a week. (new get swole instructions...)
  4. at least the walking around in circles for hours on end keeps me in shape!
  5. QUOTE (Maddy @ Jan 5 2007, 09:44 AM) QUOTE (failte @ Jan 4 2007, 07:59 PM) QUOTE (blonde77th @ Jan 4 2007, 05:51 PM) QUOTE (Daylin @ Jan 4 2007, 05:31 PM) QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jan 4 2007, 02:01 PM) QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 4 2007, 02:14 PM) Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder! This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check-book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered. I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs - but first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers haven't been watered, there is still only 1 check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail. Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!! classic!! this happens to me ALOT..... heck thats me everyday me too!! i spend half of my shift trying to figure out what it was that i was doing.... So THAT'S what it's called! And here I thought I was just scatterbrained... selective anmesia??
  6. sorry to hear about your dad's pneumonia blonde...hope he gets better soon
  7. well, you all wanted pancakes!! i am here to serve!! enjoy!!! just leave me some blueberry ones
  8. http://anchorslandingcl.com/Gallery/albums/foodpix/pancakes.jpg
  9. ohh pancakes with blueberries!! http://www.nationalgeographic.com/traveler/images/charleston0509/charleston_hdr.jpg
  10. QUOTE (Arleen2112 @ Jan 4 2007, 07:08 PM) 4 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 1 Anonymous Users): Arleen2112, failte, chaotica Hi Ladies Goobie sounds good doesnt he? he sounds great!!
  11. made pot pie tonight was good need to tweak the recipe a bit though...
  12. QUOTE (blonde77th @ Jan 4 2007, 05:51 PM) QUOTE (Daylin @ Jan 4 2007, 05:31 PM) QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jan 4 2007, 02:01 PM) QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 4 2007, 02:14 PM) Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder! This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check-book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered. I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs - but first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers haven't been watered, there is still only 1 check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail. Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!! classic!! this happens to me ALOT..... heck thats me everyday me too!! i spend half of my shift trying to figure out what it was that i was doing....
  13. fish stir fry and lima beans were the tacos good? haven't had tacos since summer
  14. sorry you feel yucky dinner was good calgary plays tonight
  15. QUOTE (blonde77th @ Jan 2 2007, 05:02 PM) QUOTE (failte @ Jan 2 2007, 03:30 PM) http://www.e-corporategifts.com/media/corpgift.jpg for you blonde...for all of your hard work awe TY I do deserve it
  16. finally a day off am doing nothing today hooray!!!!
  17. http://www.e-corporategifts.com/media/corpgift.jpg for you blonde...for all of your hard work
  18. just got home from work finally made 500 posts have to work tomorrow too
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