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2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users): failte, rushgoober goobs!! was just gonna bump this for you!! not sure if ken and i will be able to make the listening party this evening, we have guests coming for dinner. we might be able to make the second half...we shall see, my best friend from school is coming over, haven't seen her in ages. have a great time tonight everyone!!

http://www.theworldwidegourmet.com/countries/uk/images/shepherd-pie.jpg here's some shepards pie for ya tick!! couldn't find any good pics of the irish nachos. enjoy!!

congratulations blonde on your excellent doctors visit!! and i just wanted to say again how great everyone is on this site...that was the main reason i joined. everyone is so supportive on one another, it's awesome

great show tonight gary!!!

glad to hear your dad is continuing to improve!

QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jan 25 2007, 08:41 PM) QUOTE (CeeJ @ Jan 25 2007, 08:40 PM) Show is amazing tonight Goober!!! You are playing some really good stuff!!! keep it coming!!

QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jan 25 2007, 06:59 PM) A Texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants." After reading the note, the Texan decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, a Porsche Turbo, Toyota Prius and Matrix, in my garage, beautiful homes in Aspen , Colorado and Miami and a 10,000 acre ranch in Texas . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back!!!"

QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jan 25 2007, 02:27 PM)I think there may be a lesson here... My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f***ing red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. definitely sayin'..... http://www.dejoria.co.uk/catalogue/html_content_images/ukdej010.jpg

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barney you take incredible pictures...your son is sooo adorable.

QUOTE (CeeJ @ Jan 18 2007, 09:14 PM) Had a great time tonight!!! Good music and great friends!!! Thanks again for a wonderful THURSDAY night.

QUOTE (Maddy @ Jan 18 2007, 09:57 AM)QUOTE (paganoman @ Jan 18 2007, 09:35 AM) note: I just found this in an old email while cleaning out my folders. I hope I have not posted this before - but it's great!! The following were taken off of actual police car videos around the country: "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new... they'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "Take your hands off the car... or I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." "If you run... you'll only go to jail tired." "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun." "So you don't know how fast you were going... I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh.... did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not... was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop." "Yeah, we have a quota... two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC." "Just how big were those two beers?" "No sir we don't have quotas anymore... we used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours... at least you know someone who can post your bail." And the best one: "You didn't think we gave pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't... sign here." And the last one - that's pretty much the definition of "owned...." those are great!!

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QUOTE (paganoman @ Jan 17 2007, 12:33 PM) WHY IT'S IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND ENGLISH When I got back from Michigan last month I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one guy in front of me...an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated! He asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yestoday, I get two huna dolla fo yen. Today I get huna eighty?? Why it change?" The teller shrugged her shoulders and said, "Fluctuations". The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white people too!"

http://images.dpchallenge.com/images_portfolio/1041/print_preview/94528.jpg i miss goobs in this thread...where did he go??

i used to watch the old iron chef with my dad. the words never matched the mouth movements

QUOTE (Maddy @ Jan 16 2007, 12:14 PM) QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 16 2007, 10:48 AM) The First Male Engineer Figures... seeriously

QUOTE (sundog @ Jan 13 2007, 02:13 PM) A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking ever more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?" "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm." The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. " I have never heard of that condition before" he said. " Are you taking anything for it?" "Yes," the woman nodded. "Pepper." yay pepper!!!

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QUOTE (Necromancer @ Jan 6 2007, 08:32 PM) http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g142/lisatbeatlefreek/Funny%20Pictures/TheHulkwithMidol.jpg Now THIS HULK... even Superman couldn't beat. wouldn't the midol act as his krytonite?