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it's an awesome program...that shark jumping out of the water was incredible

cygnus you find the best stuff!!

QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Apr 11 2007, 11:59 PM) This is so funny; I can see this happening even though the teacher/kids had the best of intentions. Make sure you read the story first - then scroll down to see picture. An elementary school class started a class project to make a planter to take home to their parents. They wanted to have a plant in it that was easy to take care of, so they decided to use cactus plants. The students were given green ware pottery planters in the shape of a clown which they painted with glaze. The clown planters were professionally fired at a class outing so they could see the process. It was great fun.They planted cactus seeds in the finished planters and they grew nicely but unfortunately the children were not allowed to take them home...the cactus plants were removed and replaced with a small ivy before the children were allowed to take them home. The teacher said cactus seemed like a good idea at the time. Now scroll down! http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c167/RolindaBonz/pic04966.jpg

that's pretty cool rr...kinda looks like a slushy....

beautiful picture RR

QUOTE (owlswing @ Feb 21 2007, 03:45 PM) A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected.

prayers and hugs prayers and hugs prayers and hugs sorry to hear about your dad's setback. i hope things start looking up again soon!

ewww!!! that's nasty!!!

beautiful!!!

QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Feb 13 2007, 10:52 AM) >The Doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. >The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very >rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and >the >pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the >pressure is to remove the testicles." > >Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. >He had no choice but to go under the knife. > >When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first >time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of >himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a >different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. > >He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a >new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new >suit." > >The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see...size 44 >long." Joe laughed , "That's right, how did you know?" >"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. > >Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in >the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" >Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed >Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." >Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" >" Been in the business 60 years." > >Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably >around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How about some new >underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, >"Let's see...size 36." > >Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 >years old." The salesman shook his head , "You can't wear a size 34. >A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine >and give you one hell of a headache." > >New suit - $400 >New shirt - $36 >New underwear - $6 >Second opinion - PRICELESS > > >

thanks for brightening my morning ladi!!!

QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Feb 12 2007, 06:17 PM) Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ______________________________ LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ______________________________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. _____________________________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _____________________________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Feb 12 2007, 06:19 PM) The difference between Guts & Balls Know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the Definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by Your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still Cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of Perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt And having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically , there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately Result in death.

QUOTE (different strings @ Feb 12 2007, 05:07 AM) QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Feb 12 2007, 01:30 PM) http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c167/RolindaBonz/pup.jpg We Is Friends! Me And You Is Friends! You Smile, I Smile ... You Hurt, I Hurt . You Cry, I Cry .. You Jump Off A Bridge . I Gonna Miss Your Posts That is really cute Roli

those are some dead sexy shoes!! i've recently discovered a mild shoe fetish myself...been trying to find the PERFECT pair of dress boot type shoes...no luck so far. anyone got any ideas? *no death-defying shoes if you please *

QUOTE (blonde77th @ Feb 4 2007, 10:43 AM) QUOTE (CeeJ @ Feb 3 2007, 10:06 PM) QUOTE (Daylin @ Feb 3 2007, 03:35 PM) QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Feb 2 2007, 09:39 PM) QUOTE (blonde77th @ Feb 2 2007, 08:45 PM) Good news Brother is down again & if this weekend pass goes without a hitch Dad will be released on the 8 th Of Feb. YaHooooooo I knew you could do it Pops Good news! Glad to hear this GREAT NEWS!!! It is Great Ty you guys congrats pops!!!

QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Feb 3 2007, 10:10 AM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Feb 2 2007, 06:19 PM) QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Feb 2 2007, 11:18 AM) i have tell you folks... i may have found hilda... i just signed on a floor job with a woman named hilda today.... i know... shocking, isn't it? she's living in the farmington hills/ bloomfield area... they are currently undergoing a remodeling project, so that kinda explains alot ... when i saw the deposit check this morning i about went into SHOCK myself!!!! so, the next opportunity i have to talk to her i'll let ya'll know... hopefully that will prompt her to want to come back here!! Oh man. THIS is encouraging news. Even Hilda would need flooring. So it's quite possible this is the real deal. Approach her gently Ladi. We don't want to scare her off. May I suggest wearing a shirt and see if her eyes light up at the sight of it? Then, after that breaks the ice... you can go more into the whole deal. Proceed with caution though. We still don't know WHY she left. She may have grudges towards members of TRF. Don't mention RushGoober's name okay? i will be calling HILDA on monday to schedule the work more than likely i will have to meet with her to finalize the proposal normally i dress more business like when meeting with customers, but i suppose i could wear one of my RUSH t-shirts underneath a jacket i will heed your advice Necro, and approach the subject with extreme caution and definitely not mention Goober's name under any circumstances this is suspicious indeed...just yesterday we had a patient named hilda in the emergency room...i hope all is well.

QUOTE (launchpad67a @ Feb 1 2007, 01:10 PM) Nasa and JPL just released a sweet set of images from last year. There are some amazing pics here. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6955261/?GT1=9033 Click - See the slideshow those are amazing pics, thanks launchpad!