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QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 9 2007, 01:41 PM) An old Cowboy http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/ncognet0/image00111.jpg An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian." I like that old cowboy!

QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jan 9 2007, 07:30 AM) QUOTE (blonde77th @ Jan 8 2007, 07:10 PM) thats like Tounge ewe oh man...that shit is nasty... many moons ago, i worked in a supermarket back in the meat/deli dept.... and we had this "lunchmeat" called blood tounge... i swear.... i got a headache every time someone requested some of that stuff.... .. that...and head cheese... BLECH!!!!!!!!!!!! now pickles.. i can handle... Although it's good to not be wasteful, it is possible to take using every single part of the animal too far...

QUOTE (priest_of_syrinx @ Jan 8 2007, 07:05 PM) QUOTE (tick @ Jan 8 2007, 06:18 PM) http://www.thebloodbath.com/images/article_images/fgc/010304/panzer.gif stare at picture for 10 seconds. I regret the decision to follow your directions. PUNISHMENT BY IRON MAIDEN! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/56/Iron_Maiden_of_Nuremberg.jpg/200px-Iron_Maiden_of_Nuremberg.jpg Don't you mean http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/iron-maiden-2006-br-01.jpg No wait, that's not exactly punishment, is it? Okay, bring on the http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/B000002VC1.jpg

QUOTE (CeeJ @ Jan 7 2007, 10:37 AM) http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f101/Tainted_Saint/do_the_cucumber.gif Cuuuuute....

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/FC1068_RUSH_6.jpg Geddy: "Oh, you did NOT just ask him if he's got Prince Albert in a can!"

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/pic672.jpg "HEY! Put some pants on!" http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/pic675.jpg "Yeah, whatever, Neil, yada yada yada..."

QUOTE (troutman @ Jan 8 2007, 10:08 AM) QUOTE (blonde77th @ Jan 8 2007, 04:30 AM) I am looking out the window & I see white sh*t tell me it ain't so they say it won't stick BUT I see it !!! It's all Snow Lords fault He don't listen I told you too be nice to thehttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/troutbum/116787484629601.gif LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW Send it up Boston way - I have a friend there who love, love, LOVES the stuff. I think he's insane, but what the hey?

QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 8 2007, 08:46 AM) Union Rules & Hookers---- A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules." The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." "That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her," he said. "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."

QUOTE (tick @ Jan 7 2007, 08:23 PM) http://www.lard.net/happylard.gif LARD LARD LARD LARD LARD LARD LARD LARD LARD but ewwww....

QUOTE (blonde77th @ Jan 7 2007, 06:46 PM) The weather channel said by the end of January or in the first 2 weeks of Febuary we will see a lot of winter storms with alot of s s s s s s sn ow sorry I don't mormally stutter but I don't want any Ewww - if y'all are going to see it, probably we will, too. If it has to be icky, rain please? Rainrainrainrainrainrain....

QUOTE (*Limelight* @ Jan 7 2007, 04:23 AM) QUOTE (blonde77th @ Jan 6 2007, 03:55 PM) You have CRS LOOK http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h173/blonde77th/tombstone2.jpg http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h173/blonde77th/churchsign-1.jpg so maybe hoff is a zombie? That would explain everything...

QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jan 4 2007, 06:15 AM) QUOTE (deadwing2112 @ Jan 3 2007, 10:17 PM) Very funny movie. "Want Anything? Yah... Get Me Some Porn"

QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 6 2007, 05:18 PM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Jan 7 2007, 07:09 AM)QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 6 2007, 05:05 PM) I hear what you're saying but you're wasting your energy on it. The answer is rather simple (and I'm sure you already know): 1) don't watch that stuff, 2) accept that others are going to watch it, 3) accept that others are going to get rich off those that watch I'm not wasting energy. I'm venting. One of the best things about TRF is ist's very therapeautic for releasing tensions. Right now, CelebReality has me pissed, so making a thread about it lets me vent. Oh okay then. Continue. When the first Survivor came out, everyone I know I watched it. They either liked it, loved it, or tolerated it because they were somehow drawn to what would happen next. Over half a decade later I still can't understand why it's so popular. Whew, I'm not the only one. Everyone in my cubicle aisle at work watches it - that and American Idol. Everyone except me, that is. I still can't fathom why...

Raining lightly and 58F. You know, if it were like this all the time, I might just start liking winter!

QUOTE (tick @ Jan 5 2007, 11:24 AM) a jawk jaw poem... the pickled beet im hot for ya baby im a pickled beet im red but not embarrased and i am good with meat and im hot for ya baby ! Sounds like Weird Al parodying Led Zeppelin....

QUOTE (failte @ Jan 4 2007, 07:59 PM) QUOTE (blonde77th @ Jan 4 2007, 05:51 PM) QUOTE (Daylin @ Jan 4 2007, 05:31 PM) QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jan 4 2007, 02:01 PM) QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 4 2007, 02:14 PM) Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder! This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check-book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered. I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs - but first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers haven't been watered, there is still only 1 check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail. Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!! classic!! this happens to me ALOT..... heck thats me everyday me too!! i spend half of my shift trying to figure out what it was that i was doing.... So THAT'S what it's called! And here I thought I was just scatterbrained...

QUOTE (porthleven's rose @ Jan 4 2007, 12:16 PM) QUOTE (Kid_Gloves @ Jan 1 2007, 06:45 PM) QUOTE (Arleen2112 @ Dec 30 2006, 12:44 PM) http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e292/ar2112/TheRushForum/poolsidewithGeddy.jpg This is the best thing I've seen all week! The words "Flies" and "Honeypot" come to mind!!!! The words "Mmmm boy, I gotta get me some of that!" do too...

*adds hugs and good thoughts*

To take everyone's minds off the Hoff... http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/colorfly2rr.jpg http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/CBO003_Jimmy_PAGE_P.jpg

Ooops...

QUOTE (Daylin @ Jan 2 2007, 05:11 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jan 2 2007, 03:09 PM) QUOTE (Trance @ Jan 2 2007, 04:07 PM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 2 2007, 03:46 PM) who in the world are you addressing here? this post makes no sense and i have no idea why you just put this here...it's packed with politically sensitive material and has no place in this forum I think it was in response to a conversation (if you can even call it that) that he and myself were having. You can actually remove all of it if you want.... I see now that it was a waste of my time I dunno...I think it worth keeping in here so all can see how you pretty much owned him. I've never said anything before, but I'm so sick of him coming in here, and 'slamming' all of us women! Me, too. I don't know what his problem is, but I really wish he'd work it out somewhere else.

You do note it got people to actually stop, though...

QUOTE (Cygnalschick @ Dec 31 2006, 08:55 PM) QUOTE (Arleen2112 @ Dec 30 2006, 11:44 AM) A half-naked Geddy http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e292/ar2112/TheRushForum/yay.gif http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e292/ar2112/TheRushForum/poolsidewithGeddy.jpg I couldn't help but notice all those girls gawking at Geddy.....I'd be doing the same thing! Heck, I'm doing that right now!

Very nice... Damn, I really wish it was summer now....