Maddy

QUOTE (tick @ Nov 6 2006, 08:28 AM) todays tickoscope... if someone bumps into you and says "oh pardon me" tell them, who do you think i am the president and watch where your going please. Perfect smart-alecky response...

QUOTE (tick @ Nov 4 2006, 09:13 AM) todays tickoscope... if you order a hamburger in a restaurant, they will serve you beef. One would HOPE so, anyway... Or at least hope it's something from a species you recognize...

Thank you! Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!

I remember most of my friends in high school (female-type, anyway) with pics of his in his freaking underwear pasted up in their lockers. At that time, I had several pics of Geddy Lee up in mine. Albeit not in his underwear, alas.

Very cute

I got Charlie - not sure if that's good or bad because I've never seen the show, either....

"Hey Maddy, what time is the nine o'clock meeting?" Uh, dude - it's wake up first, THEN come to work, 'kay?

QUOTE (CeeJ @ Nov 1 2006, 11:31 AM) QUOTE (tick @ Nov 1 2006, 08:26 AM) todays tickoscope... if you wake up this morning with a cow on your surfboard, your actually still sleeping. You have some dreams. Well, I dreamed once that Geddy and Alex were trying to help me find my car after I'd forgotten where I parked it. (Which happens with some frequency. ) Alex was walking through the lot calling my Saturn by name - "Here, Scaramouche, here, Scaramouche, Here, Mooshie, Mooshie, Mooshie!" You know, I could see him actually doing that, too... And BTW, Neil finally drove up - in my car - with his motorcycle trailer hooked on the back. I scolded him for borrowing her and not telling me. Don't ask me why he had a spare key...

QUOTE (tick @ Nov 1 2006, 08:26 AM) todays tickoscope... if you wake up this morning with a cow on your surfboard, your actually still sleeping. Or else you got some GREAT candy last night!

QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Oct 31 2006, 10:23 AM) http://img326.imageshack.us/img326/3962/spaceballsgr7.gif Yes, we'll have to go right to...Ludicrous speed! Ludicrous speed! Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't think the ship can take it. What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz...CHICKEN?! SCHWARTZ! SCHWARTZ! SCHWARTZ!

QUOTE (tick @ Oct 31 2006, 08:19 AM) todays tickoscope... a message from the devil - "hey kids thanks for celebrating halloween ! be sure not to look both ways when ya cross the street tonight." a messege from god - "im not in the best of moods today kids so dont expect any candy from me, and take off that dam devil outfit !"

QUOTE (blonde77th @ Oct 30 2006, 10:16 AM) I love fast apts. Everything looking GOOD Don't have to see him again till April 23rd .woooooohoooooo Great!

QUOTE (tick @ Oct 30 2006, 08:16 AM) todays tickoscope... if someone wrongs you, dont get mad, get odd. I already am odd...

"So, like what's the point of like a spreadsheet? Like all it does is add up like numbers and stuff." (I wish I knew where they're getting some of these newbie secretaries so we could ship them back... )

"Wait! Listen....do you smell something?" "What do you think I am, blind?! Of course I smell it!" (Courtesy of Ghostbusters and the Powerpuff girls )

Can'gt promise anything, but this book is supposed to have a lot of pix... Edit - and I also can't type...

Hey, everyone's welcome here! And I hope to have some new pix in a few days when the book I won on eBay comes in...

"Roadrunner," "Stop This Car, I'm Getting Out!" and "Dodge Veg-O-Matic" by Jonathan Richman & the Modern Lovers Does "Drive" (by the Cars) count? "Running Down A Dream" by Tom Petty "Little Deuce Coupe" by the Beach Boys "Dead Man's Curve" by Jan & Dean "The Little Old Lady From Pasadena" by the Beach Boys (that's going to be me - the little old lady with the really hot car )

"Do not use this product if you suffer from enlargement of the prostate." On my Midol bottle?

"What day is New Year's again?" "I hate stereotypes. We Canadians don't really talk like that, eh?" "Where's the kosher pork?" -- Asked of a worker at a grocery store. "Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)" -- The contents of a flyer for corporate seminar. "Ears pierced while you wait." -- A sign in a shop. "Free Parking ($1.50 per day)" -- A sign at a parking lot in Ocean City, Maryland. "We are sorry, but these toilets are out of action. Please use floor." -- A sign on a shopping center's restroom door, indicating that the restroom was closed. The sign was intended to give directions to the nearest open restroom, but the staff had forgotten to fill in the blank.

Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, and stuff, but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food. But tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till noon, when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on "route" marches, which the Platoon Sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it is not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is nice, but awful flat. The Sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. The Capt. is like the school board. Majors and Colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none. This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move. And it ain't shooting at you, like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in little metal boxes. Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. He joined up the same time as me. But I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and weighs near 300 pounds dry. Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in. Your loving daughter, Gail PS - speaking of shooting, enclosed is $200 toward the new roof and grandma's teeth. The city boys shoot craps, too, but not too well.

QUOTE (Cygnus @ Oct 25 2006, 07:22 PM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/8351.jpg I need that on a t-shirt or something...

QUOTE (Cygnus @ Oct 25 2006, 11:09 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/womantools.jpg Don't kid yourself - I have put up venetian blinds using a shoe for a hammer and I took my computer at work apart with a knife to install the new floppy drive I got tired of waiting for the idiot tech to come put in. I did, however, resort to using an actual drill when I installed a new shelf. The corkscrew just wasn't cutting it.

QUOTE (blonde77th @ Oct 25 2006, 11:18 AM) Oil Changing Instructions for Women 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: $20.00 for oil change $1.00 for coffee Total = $21.00 Oil Changing Instructions for Men 1) Go to O' Reillys auto parts and write a check for $50.00 for oil, filter, kitty Litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree. 2) Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking it back to O'Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yard. 3) Open a beer and drink it. 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5) In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 6) Place drain pan under engine. 7) Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 8) Give up and use crescent wrench. 9) Unscrew drain plug. 10) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: get hot oil on you in process. 11) Clean up mess. 12) Have another beer while watching oil drain. 13) Look for oil filter wrench. 14) Give up; poke oil filter with screwdriver and twist off. 15) Beer. 16) Buddy shows up; finish case of beer with him. Finish oil change tomorrow. 17) Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car. 18) Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18. 19) Beer. No, drank it all yesterday. 20) Walk to 7-11; buy beer. 21) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine. 22) Remember drain plug from step 11. 23) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan. 24) Discover that the used oil is buried in a hole in the back yard, along with drain plug. 25) Drink beer. 26) Uncover hole and sift for drain plug. 27) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. 28) Drink beer. 29) Slip with wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame. 30) Bang head on floor boards in reaction to step 31. 31) Begin cussing fit. 32) Throw wrench. 33) Beer. 34) Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as required to stop blood flow. 35) Beer. 36) Beer. 37) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil. 38) Beer. 39) Lower car from jack stands. 40) Accidentally crush one of the jack stands. 41) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during step 23. 42) Beer. 43) Test drive car. 44) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence. 47) Car gets impounded. 45) Make bail: Get car from impound yard. Money spent: $50.00 parts $25.00 beer $75.00 replacement set of jack stands $1,000.00 Bail $200.00 Impound and towing fee Total = $1350.00 We are the Greatest !!!!! I was looking all over for this a couple of weeks ago

QUOTE (CeeJ @ Oct 25 2006, 08:03 AM) I found this over at the RUSH side of the board. Daveyt has posted it there and I thought the ladies needed it here. Geddy Loves Winter He's so cute...Geddy, I mean. "Make sure your hair is good..." - very good advice.