ouchithurts

^^^Bent it for Beckham

^^^sucked the spout dry of all the gunk I left.....

^^^Likes to use the spout of the kettle.

^^^Her BOB the slowpoke of BOB's

^^^Chose BOB to be her extra curricular instructor. Tries to start conversations, but all she gets in return is a buzzing noise

^^^Likes to pick up young college men and be their "extra-curricular" instructor. Goo Goo Ga Joob Ancient Queen

^^^Poses for said site.

^^^Thinks his idea of a fancy meal is going Harvey's for Poutine, and Tim Horton's for dessert.

^^^Likes to hang out at the docks. Looking for a few good men....and women.

^^^Has been commanded to do an Orgasmatron demonstration for the Queen and Camilla.

^^^Will be poster child of Orgasmatron for all of Britain. [game off] If there were ever a society/people in need of the Orgasmatron, it is the English.[game on]

^^^Wears a portable Orgasmatron to work. Co-workers see her flopping on the floor in ecstacy, but in proper British tradition to not inquire on how she is due to fear of being improper thinking she might be epileptic and do not want to embaress her or themselves.

^^^Likes to watch......

^^^ConEd interupted her power during her Orgasmatron 3000 session the previous night. The scream of NO!!!!! was heard for miles

^^^Has used her Orgasmatron every day, 5X a day for the last week.

^^^Queefs to God Save The Queen

^^^ Queen of the Queefs

^^^Puts her fingers in herself, sniffs them, then licks them.

^^^Queefs in public. Taught Queen Elizabeth how to do it as well.

^^^Needed this guy surgicaly removed from his sphincter http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/busted/images/050927/deliverence.jpg

^^^Let's her fingers do the job.

^^^Likes to look at male privates..... http://www.stevenshiles.com/gomer11.jpg

^^^Trace's little man in the boat is so large and sensitive that people are at times confused.

^^^Has aerola's the size of a small pancake.

^^^Has aerola's the size of a small pancake.