Brucey

We can temporarily postpone the party, this isn't a true party unless Lorraine is at 100%! Forgive me, I'm drunk on chocolate milk again

We can temporarily postpone the party, this isn't a true party unless Lorraine is at 100%!

But right now this second I am just fine http://www.sainsburys.co.uk/wcsstore7.23.2.77/ExtendedSitesCatalogAssetStore/images/catalog/productImages/35/0000001868135/0000001868135_L.jpeg

Who upset you? No one, I just get violent whenever I've had too much chocolate milk at parties, or, been denied chocolate milk at parties

I'm sorry I keep causing incidents at this party

You don't have to do that, I will threaten people with physical violence to persuade them to come to your party. They won't say no because I'm hard, people don't mess with Brucey. I actually slept very well, chocolate milk only helps me, so I'll be drinking a lot of it at tonight's party for sure. I think I'll be Jim McDonald instead of Michael Stipe tonight. Of course! Physical violence!! Why didn't I think of it? Just think, we had Soros' billions, we could hire Antifa to do the job~! :) Who the HELL is Jim McDonald, and Antifa? Jim McDonald was a character in a TV series called Coronation Street, set in Weatherfield. Irish character, prone to shouting and fighting. Is, not was, he'll back next year when he's released from prison so he will. Well he better be anyway

I'm more miffed that he doesn't know who Jim McDonald is so I am, that is unforgivable

I'm so sorry it's....it's the chocolate milk, makes me do things I regret, I hope I didn't ruin the party

No one will complain about this forum for as long as this thread remains active They will complain all the more as they point to it and say "See! See!" Well those people would just be boob heads, and I wouldn't be bothered to see them leave after whining about it

No one will complain about this forum for as long as this thread remains active

This thread could become a "thing", a thing of legend

Have just got back from another party that I actually had to physically attend. This one is better. The one I just got back from was full of snobby, pretentious c***s who saw me as something that could be patronised to make themselves feel better. f**k that. http://www.sainsburys.co.uk/wcsstore7.23.2.77/ExtendedSitesCatalogAssetStore/images/catalog/productImages/35/0000001868135/0000001868135_L.jpeg

You don't have to do that, I will threaten people with physical violence to persuade them to come to your party. They won't say no because I'm hard, people don't mess with Brucey. I actually slept very well, chocolate milk only helps me, so I'll be drinking a lot of it at tonight's party for sure. I think I'll be Jim McDonald instead of Michael Stipe tonight.

Maybe this could be a party that lasts forever!

Man that picture sums up how hungover I feel today after last night

I am Michael Stipe and I look like a creepy homeless guy...or David Letterman. I used to sing 'Losing My Religion' but now I sing 'Lost My Razor'. http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Michael+Stipe+70XshVl1SNCm.jpg http://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/160323164839-david-letterman-beard-restricted-super-169.jpg Um, I shaved that off ages ago, keep up http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/e574c76779594a9087fda28d4174ddc3/new-york-usa-19th-oct-2017-michael-stipe-attends-the-at-home-with-kef3fh.jpg

I might have to sleep on that couch that's a bit wet and smells a bit cheesy, sorry Lorraine

We are having much fun

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Funnily enough I'm going to an actual party tomorrow, this thread here is teaching me some really good party etiquette, I'm sure everyone will love me at it.

Brucey just spilled his milk on the couch. At least that's what he said it was... :P It is deffo milk, and some spit because I tried to lick it up

I think I may have overdone it with the chocolate milk, it's my booze and now I feel confident and think I'm a comedian