Citizen of the World

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal... None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum. Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding administrative handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become an administrator now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me. It's a man's life in the TRF administators and I warn this thread that any recurrence of this sloppy, long haired Citizen plagiarism will be dealt with most severely... :fuckwithadmin: First offence? He`ll probably get away with crucifixion. here in TRF, we have but one punishment for sloppy plagiarism: you must tie me down on a bed and spank me. Er, Mr. Citizen...vis-à-vis...your rump...your posterior...derriere...sit upon. Still, whoahaah, eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaahaha! ...and on my right, putting the case against the Government, is a small patch of brown liquid. I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet... Oh, don't worry about that. Look at this - number six - who won the Stanley Cup in 2015, didn't you know that? Oh, my God. Emerson Fittipaldi and Virginia Wade? You must be mad. :crazy: Well, I'm not surprised you didn't get that. It was in fact a trick question. Vancouver Canucks have never won the Stanley Cup.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal... None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum. Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding administrative handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become an administrator now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me. It's a man's life in the TRF administators and I warn this thread that any recurrence of this sloppy, long haired Citizen plagiarism will be dealt with most severely... :fuckwithadmin: First offence? He`ll probably get away with crucifixion. here in TRF, we have but one punishment for sloppy plagiarism: you must tie me down on a bed and spank me. Er, Mr. Citizen...vis-à-vis...your rump...your posterior...derriere...sit upon. Still, whoahaah, eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaahaha! ...and on my right, putting the case against the Government, is a small patch of brown liquid. I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet...

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal... None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum. Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding administrative handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become an administrator now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me. It's a man's life in the TRF administators and I warn this thread that any recurrence of this sloppy, long haired Citizen plagiarism will be dealt with most severely... :fuckwithadmin: First offence? He`ll probably get away with crucifixion. here in TRF, we have but one punishment for sloppy plagiarism: you must tie me down on a bed and spank me.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal... None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum. Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding administrative handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become an administrator now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

Heard the news not long after it was reported but too stunned to post anything at first. Now with all the tributes on the radio it is starting to really sink in. Like many people I have wondered how the day would go when the first member of the band passed away. I have had a good cry for a person I have never met but has had a huge influence on my life. It grieves me to know what he has probably gone through for the past three years. It was always talked about how Neil didn’t like to do interviews but the interviews that he did were always so passionate and open. If a measure of a life is a measure of love and respect then Neil has had an incredible life. RIP NEP

Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who's a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig's been a real gas man :smoke: Ah yes. 'One or more persons overcome by fumes',. You'd have Head Office, Holbom, round here. Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real. I'm glad to say that I've got the go-ahead to lend you the money you require. We will of course want as security the deeds of your house, of Ibanez's house, of Your_Lion's house, of your wife 73's house, and your grannie Lorraine's bungalow. But of course, the more old-fashioned idiot still refuses to take money. He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible. They'll never make their money back, you know. I told him. I said to him, 'Your_Lion.' I said, 'They'll never make their money back.' I'm sorry. But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch. Bloody silver. Won't have it in the house!And those candlesticks you got us last week were only sixteen carat. Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end

Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who's a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig's been a real gas man :smoke: Ah yes. 'One or more persons overcome by fumes',. You'd have Head Office, Holbom, round here. Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real. I'm glad to say that I've got the go-ahead to lend you the money you require. We will of course want as security the deeds of your house, of Ibanez's house, of Your_Lion's house, of your wife 73's house, and your grannie Lorraine's bungalow. But of course, the more old-fashioned idiot still refuses to take money. He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible. They'll never make their money back, you know. I told him. I said to him, 'Your_Lion.' I said, 'They'll never make their money back.' I'm sorry. But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.

Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who's a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig's been a real gas man :smoke: Ah yes. 'One or more persons overcome by fumes',. You'd have Head Office, Holbom, round here. Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another. Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being. ...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, :codger: the late Professor Thynne, :codger: and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. Eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper. Now then IbanezJem, you've been with us for many months, and your work in the Monty Python thread has been immaculate No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence ... has undermined the competence of this thread to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you. Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of Citizen of the World, but he is from a circus family and in no way representative of the new modern improved TRF. He is a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the Monty Python thread. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit. Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood? Oh what a giveaway. you may not give urine instead of blood. May I ask you to reconsider. My life has been leading up to this. Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling. I'll do what I like, because I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast. For breakfast every day, Your_Lion places a plate of liver and bacon under his chair, and locks himself in the cupboard Your_Lion is a perfectly normal person in every way. And what's more, he knows how to treat a female impersonator. Yes! Coming to this forum soon! The tender compassionate story of blackhawkrush's love for another man in drag. Blackhawkrush the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies... Dear 73, I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the posts which you have on this site, about blackhawkrush who wears women's clothes. Many of my best friends are from Chicago and only a few of them are transvestites. Yours faithfully, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.) Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, Brigadier Citizen! Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered! Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another. Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being. ...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, :codger: the late Professor Thynne, :codger: and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. Eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper. Now then IbanezJem, you've been with us for many months, and your work in the Monty Python thread has been immaculate No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence ... has undermined the competence of this thread to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you. Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of Citizen of the World, but he is from a circus family and in no way representative of the new modern improved TRF. He is a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the Monty Python thread. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit. Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood? Oh what a giveaway. you may not give urine instead of blood. May I ask you to reconsider. My life has been leading up to this. Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling. I'll do what I like, because I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast. For breakfast every day, Your_Lion places a plate of liver and bacon under his chair, and locks himself in the cupboard Your_Lion is a perfectly normal person in every way. And what's more, he knows how to treat a female impersonator. Yes! Coming to this forum soon! The tender compassionate story of blackhawkrush's love for another man in drag. Blackhawkrush the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies... Dear 73, I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the posts which you have on this site, about blackhawkrush who wears women's clothes. Many of my best friends are from Chicago and only a few of them are transvestites. Yours faithfully, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.)

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another. Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being. ...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, :codger: the late Professor Thynne, :codger: and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. Eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper. Now then IbanezJem, you've been with us for many months, and your work in the Monty Python thread has been immaculate No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence ... has undermined the competence of this thread to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you. Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of Citizen of the World, but he is from a circus family and in no way representative of the new modern improved TRF. He is a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the Monty Python thread. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit. Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood? Oh what a giveaway. you may not give urine instead of blood. May I ask you to reconsider. My life has been leading up to this. Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling. I'll do what I like, because I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast. For breakfast every day, Your_Lion places a plate of liver and bacon under his chair, and locks himself in the cupboard

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another. Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being. ...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, :codger: the late Professor Thynne, :codger: and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. Eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper. Now then IbanezJem, you've been with us for many months, and your work in the Monty Python thread has been immaculate No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence ... has undermined the competence of this thread to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you. Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of Citizen of the World, but he is from a circus family and in no way representative of the new modern improved TRF. He is a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the Monty Python thread. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit. Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood? Oh what a giveaway. you may not give urine instead of blood. May I ask you to reconsider. My life has been leading up to this. Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another. Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being. ...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, :codger: the late Professor Thynne, :codger: and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. Eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper. Now then IbanezJem, you've been with us for many months, and your work in the Monty Python thread has been immaculate No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence ... has undermined the competence of this thread to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you. Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of Citizen of the World, but he is from a circus family and in no way representative of the new modern improved TRF. He is a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the Monty Python thread. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit. Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood? Oh what a giveaway. you may not give urine instead of blood.

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another. Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being. ...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, :codger: the late Professor Thynne, :codger: and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. Eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper. Now then IbanezJem, you've been with us for many months, and your work in the Monty Python thread has been immaculate No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence ... has undermined the competence of this thread to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another. Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Your_Lion, there's some lovely filth down here

I won't ruin your thread for a pound Hello, good evening and welcome to BLACKMAIL. And to start tonight's show, let's see our first contestant, all the way from Chicago, on the big screen please: MRS blackhawkrush. Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Chicago, say no more. Chicago, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more. Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared in this thread for over a year :hi: One of the most prolific posters of this age, or indeed of any age, is Sir Your_Lion, back in the Rush Forum for the first time in over a year to open a season of his posts on the Sense O'Clock News, and we are indeed fortunate to have him with us on this thread tonight. :dweez: Great. Terrific. This forum is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things and it rips aside the hypocritical facade of our society's gin and tonic and leaves a lot of sacred cows rolling around in agony, have a drink, have a drink. Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Château Latour Forty-five...and a double Jeroboam of champagne. We would like to apologise for the way in which Citizen is represented in this thread. We do not intend that readers consider him as a crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across. Blimey, Citizen don't go much, does he? :| Actually what happens is he goes off there, off camera, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah! All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top. And it's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting. I have another theory about our posters. This theory that I have, that is to say, which is mine...is mine. The next thing that I am about to say is my theory. Ready? Here on Video Vertigo we're going to look at blackhawkrush`s theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. It sounds very nice doesn't it, but can it be done? Is it possible or practical for many of us in our jobs and with the sort of busy lives we lead to sit down in a comfortable chair just when we want? Cardinal Citizen - fetch...The Comfy Chair! Ah yes, yes I see...Um, Are you quite comfortable? Er, Mr blackhawkrush... vis-à-vis...your...rump. Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty. I was cured, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up :Neil: comes. Cures me. There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong. Is this because he took out one of those silly cards?

I won't ruin your thread for a pound Hello, good evening and welcome to BLACKMAIL. And to start tonight's show, let's see our first contestant, all the way from Chicago, on the big screen please: MRS blackhawkrush. Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Chicago, say no more. Chicago, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more. Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared in this thread for over a year :hi: One of the most prolific posters of this age, or indeed of any age, is Sir Your_Lion, back in the Rush Forum for the first time in over a year to open a season of his posts on the Sense O'Clock News, and we are indeed fortunate to have him with us on this thread tonight. :dweez: Great. Terrific. This forum is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things and it rips aside the hypocritical facade of our society's gin and tonic and leaves a lot of sacred cows rolling around in agony, have a drink, have a drink. Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Château Latour Forty-five...and a double Jeroboam of champagne. We would like to apologise for the way in which Citizen is represented in this thread. We do not intend that readers consider him as a crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across. Blimey, Citizen don't go much, does he? :| Actually what happens is he goes off there, off camera, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah! All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top. And it's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting. I have another theory about our posters. This theory that I have, that is to say, which is mine...is mine. The next thing that I am about to say is my theory. Ready? Here on Video Vertigo we're going to look at blackhawkrush`s theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. It sounds very nice doesn't it, but can it be done? Is it possible or practical for many of us in our jobs and with the sort of busy lives we lead to sit down in a comfortable chair just when we want? Cardinal Citizen - fetch...The Comfy Chair! Ah yes, yes I see...Um, Are you quite comfortable? Er, Mr blackhawkrush... vis-à-vis...your...rump.

I won't ruin your thread for a pound Hello, good evening and welcome to BLACKMAIL. And to start tonight's show, let's see our first contestant, all the way from Chicago, on the big screen please: MRS blackhawkrush. Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Chicago, say no more. Chicago, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more. Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared in this thread for over a year :hi: One of the most prolific posters of this age, or indeed of any age, is Sir Your_Lion, back in the Rush Forum for the first time in over a year to open a season of his posts on the Sense O'Clock News, and we are indeed fortunate to have him with us on this thread tonight. :dweez: Great. Terrific. This forum is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things and it rips aside the hypocritical facade of our society's gin and tonic and leaves a lot of sacred cows rolling around in agony, have a drink, have a drink. Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Château Latour Forty-five...and a double Jeroboam of champagne.

I won't ruin your thread for a pound Hello, good evening and welcome to BLACKMAIL. And to start tonight's show, let's see our first contestant, all the way from Chicago, on the big screen please: MRS blackhawkrush. Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Chicago, say no more. Chicago, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more. Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared in this thread for over a year :hi: One of the most prolific posters of this age, or indeed of any age, is Sir Your_Lion, back in the Rush Forum for the first time in over a year to open a season of his posts on the Sense O'Clock News, and we are indeed fortunate to have him with us on this thread tonight. :dweez:

I won't ruin your thread for a pound Hello, good evening and welcome to BLACKMAIL. And to start tonight's show, let's see our first contestant, all the way from Chicago, on the big screen please: MRS blackhawkrush. Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Chicago, say no more. Chicago, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more.

I won't ruin your thread for a pound

Someone whom I've always personally admired, perhaps more deeply, more strongly, more abjectly than ever before. A man, well more than a man, a god , a great god, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. Someone whose boots I would gladly lick clean until holes wore through my tongue, a man who is so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare post on the same thread with him.