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  1. QUOTE (Jaye @ Aug 20 2009, 02:24 PM)
    QUOTE (southernjim @ Aug 20 2009, 04:34 PM)
    I went to the library and clicked it from every computer 1022.gif

    You know, you can do it as many times as you like from the same computer.. wink.gif

    But good on ya trink39.gif

    shyte. I'll do that instead. oh well, I was bored anyway

  2. QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Aug 17 2009, 06:40 PM)
    QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 17 2009, 06:21 PM)
    QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Aug 17 2009, 05:50 PM)
    QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Aug 17 2009, 04:25 PM)
    QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 14 2009, 03:35 PM)
    "Globs of fat." Mara!

    This is the nice thing about being more on the small side - aside from I personally just think smaller breasts look better. Big boobs more often than not do remind me of just big "globs of fat."

    Boy, do *I* feel pretty now.

     

    coy.gif

    Meh, just ignore that sort of comment.

     

    One might as well say that humans just look like "sacks of flesh and hair."

    We're just walking meat with sweaty red liquid glooping around our tubes and stringy vessels. A pulsing mass of yellow fat and wobbling matter. A shambling factory of contaminated effluvia.

    Yep.

    and the female ones are still so intriguing....

  3. QUOTE (rushgoober @ Aug 17 2009, 05:39 PM)
    QUOTE (Xanadu Princess @ Aug 17 2009, 04:25 PM)
    I'd love to see a guy's dick wrapped in bacon laugh.gif

    That pic with the bacon is vile - dont think I'll ever eat bacon again.

    i so get where they were going with that picture - two things that would appeal to many heterosexual men more than anything else - woman's breasts and bacon.

     

    problem is, raw bacon just don't do it for me. you gotta cook the suckers... unsure.gif

    OWWWWWWW!

    Baaaad Idea

  4. QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Aug 16 2009, 11:03 AM)
    QUOTE (southernjim @ Aug 15 2009, 01:55 AM)
    QUOTE (missionman @ Aug 14 2009, 10:50 PM)
    Didn't the knife become obsolete as soon as the gun was invented?

    Show me how to slash through thick jungle foliage with a gun.

    Or how to spread peanut butter with one! laugh.gif

    That's also good. I've never put anything else on my toast with a gun, either...

     

  5. QUOTE (Tarkus406 @ Aug 16 2009, 07:07 PM)
    QUOTE (Mara @ Aug 16 2009, 08:19 PM)
    I have never eaten a brussels sprout.  The smell alone is enough to dissuade me. 
    I haven't had an egg, in recognizable egg form, in about 33 years, since I was 8.  I'll eat things in which eggs are ingredients, such as baked goods, but if there's even a hint of egg smell, taste, or even that unique eggy consistency (think quiche), it had better not come near my plate.

    http://img.timeinc.net/recipes/i/recipes/ck/96/05/egg-quiche-ck-226307-l.jpg

     

    How can you turn this down?! drool1.gif

    What the hell is that?!

  6. QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Aug 16 2009, 12:40 PM)
    Great news for Timothy!

    School starts tomorrow. (Thank God we made it through another summer!)
    AND he's not only getting a male teacher this year, but Mr K is back! cheer.gif
    Mr K was his 1st and 2nd grade teacher who had made major break-through's with Tim in reading and basic math.
    I've had great respect for Mr K ever since he gave up trying to get Tim to SIT and do his work,
    but used masking tape to create a square on the floor in front of his desk.
    Timothy STANDS to do his work, no problem. Choose your battles, right? 1287.gif
    Tim will be in Mr K's class for 5th and 6th grades. new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif

    We're still doing HANDLE therapy and making progress. Its slow going, but effective.
    We've made the exercises part of the daily routine of getting him bathed and dressed in the morning,
    and I forget how much of a difference it makes for Tim until Saturday rolls around.
    I like to sleep in on Saturdays schla03.gif
    foregoing ALL regimental activities in the name of the merciful God.
    But damn if that kid doesn't lose control of himself within a few hours,
    and will progress to fits and tears by the end of the day fists crying.gif
    if I don't realize and correct my neglect. dazed025.gif

    I've become used to Tim being active but not hyper common001.gif
    engaged but not obsessive cool.gif innovative without being destructive 653.gif
    verbal instead of just vocal. applaudit.gif

    The difference seems to be a 15 minute investment into his HANDLE program.
    That I can do. yes.gif

    congrats, hope all goes well!

  7. QUOTE (PanaceaFish @ Aug 14 2009, 06:03 PM)
    Ach, that vid sucked, and so did the song! new_thumbsdownsmileyanim.gif




    Hopefully this pic won't remind anyone of any other horrid vids, lol:

    http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq287/PanaceaFish/Rush%20Art/cpgeddy60Embossed.jpg

    biggrin.gif

    sorry, I just had to... I totally agree that they suck. Best form of comedy though.

  8. QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 15 2009, 08:21 AM)
    QUOTE (southernjim @ Aug 14 2009, 11:02 PM)
    QUOTE (sullysue @ Aug 15 2009, 12:00 AM)
    QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 15 2009, 12:57 AM)
    Boobies.

    Just sayin'.

    And, this is why I love you. laugh.gif

     

     

    Distractor!!!!!!!

    No, if you want distracting (for the guys and Janie, at least...) tongue.gif

     

     

     

     

    http://katyoliver.com/upload/2008/06/bacon%20bra%20via%20dlisted.jpg

    You know what my first thought was?

     

    Gastrointestinal distress.

     

    If that were cooked bacon... oh man I love cooked bacon. Would have been funnier if they had placed a couple sunny side up eggs there instead. And panned out to reveal a triangle-shaped piece of toast.

     

    I think I just discovered a funny picture to take for my husband.

     

    If only he had my sense of humor. sad.gif

     

    "Breakfast is on me honey!" HAHA! Ha! Hahaha.... heh... heh... hmm...

    i don't think his sense of humor is going to matter.

  9. QUOTE (missionman @ Aug 15 2009, 12:13 AM)
    QUOTE (southernjim @ Aug 15 2009, 12:10 AM)
    QUOTE (missionman @ Aug 15 2009, 12:08 AM)
    QUOTE (southernjim @ Aug 15 2009, 12:06 AM)
    QUOTE (missionman @ Aug 15 2009, 12:04 AM)
    I LIKE boobies......

    Then you've come to the right place, my friend.

    COOL!!!!! popcorn.gif

    look up, right above the "you've come to the right place" post

    I did. And I like 'em.

     

    Fake ones???? Not so much.

    A lot of fakes can't be hidden with any amount of bacon

  10. QUOTE (missionman @ Aug 15 2009, 12:08 AM)
    QUOTE (southernjim @ Aug 15 2009, 12:06 AM)
    QUOTE (missionman @ Aug 15 2009, 12:04 AM)
    I LIKE boobies......

    Then you've come to the right place, my friend.

    COOL!!!!! popcorn.gif

    look up, right above the "you've come to the right place" post

  11. QUOTE (sullysue @ Aug 15 2009, 12:00 AM)
    QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 15 2009, 12:57 AM)
    Boobies.

    Just sayin'.

    And, this is why I love you. laugh.gif

     

     

    Distractor!!!!!!!

    No, if you want distracting (for the guys and Janie, at least...) tongue.gif

     

     

     

     

    http://katyoliver.com/upload/2008/06/bacon%20bra%20via%20dlisted.jpg

     

  12. QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Aug 14 2009, 11:49 PM)
    QUOTE (sullysue @ Aug 15 2009, 01:36 AM)
    QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Aug 15 2009, 12:25 AM)
    QUOTE (sullysue @ Aug 15 2009, 01:10 AM)
    QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Aug 14 2009, 11:58 PM)
    QUOTE (southernjim @ Aug 14 2009, 10:50 PM)
    QUOTE (troutman @ Aug 14 2009, 08:47 PM)
    QUOTE (rushgoober @ Aug 14 2009, 05:53 PM)
    QUOTE (troutman @ Aug 14 2009, 05:16 PM)
    QUOTE (southernjim @ Aug 14 2009, 12:05 PM)
    man, 50%? I feel less masculine

    laugh.gif Don't be so hard on yourself, the quiz means nothing. As long as you can undo the damn thing in a timely manner that's all that counts!! new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif trink39.gif

    Exactly. yes.gif

     

    I only got 35% on the quiz, but it doesn't detract one iota from my full and total enjoyment of female breasts. no.gif

    laugh.gif It's all about "Grace Under Pressure" young man!! new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif tongue.gif

    Great segue, troutman

    roll the globes!

    Oh, no you didn't. rofl3.gif

    yeah you're damn right I didn't...just ask Mrs Bob

     

     

     

     

    z7shysterical.gif z7shysterical.gif

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    Well, regardless of the boobie thing, I'm still glad I don't have to deal with having a penis. That really must be a pain. yes.gif

    we can blame it for stuff, it lets us know when we have to pee, and well, sometimes it just lets us know everything's ok in the world

     

    wink.gif

     

    plus it helps point the way to boobs

     

    z7shysterical.gif z7shysterical.gif

     

    heeeey I just thought of something

     

    isn't underwire made of....steel?

     

     

    Caress of.... oh uh nevermind laugh.gif

    an' if your night's going really well it turns to...

     

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QNq0NdpCuCQ/SeMygMsh5MI/AAAAAAAAFMI/nOlfByyjvqs/s320/Rush+-+Counterparts+(1993).jpg

     

    *Runs off to hide wherever DPR went*

  13. QUOTE (sullysue @ Aug 14 2009, 10:30 PM)
    QUOTE (troutman @ Aug 14 2009, 10:48 PM)
    QUOTE (rushgoober @ Aug 14 2009, 07:35 PM)
    QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Aug 14 2009, 08:33 PM)
    QUOTE (rushgoober @ Aug 14 2009, 10:30 PM)
    QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Aug 14 2009, 08:26 PM)
    QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Aug 14 2009, 11:18 PM)
    QUOTE (Mara @ Aug 14 2009, 09:44 PM)


    The people I've known who've had reductions may have been wearing the wrong bra (according to the Lady), but it was more than just the back pain that drove them to surgery.  They like being able to sleep on their stomachs now, for one thing.

     

    Well, I don't like sleeping on my stomach at all, and I am not a female with big boobs, but whatever. I will concede that there may be MANY reasons why a female with naturally big breasts might want a reduction. Hell, I dunno, it is not a "problem" I have ever had, so I can't very well empathisize with or understand it. And that is fine.

     

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    And a friend of mine who is all of 5 foot nothing and was a DDD was really tired of her boobs being the first thing people noticed about her.

     

    Now, see, I don't know about this. To my way of thinking, say for example if I had been born female, 5 feet tall, with big nice juicy boobies that always attracted attention, surely I could think of some way to turn that to my advantage rather than thinking of them as an unwanted curse. Would your friend rather be some ugly nothing that nobody ever noticed? Well? I find that hard to believe, and I chalk that up to a lack of imagination on the part of your friend. If you got it, use what God gave you to your advantage, and it shouldn't require much imagination at all to realize the myriad advantages to be gained from such natural endowments.

     

    I have no pity for your friend whatsoever. Bleh, silly her, for unimaginatively rejecting what she could have and should have considered a gift for many opportunities.

     

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    Me, I'm fine with my A's.  I'm 5'3", weigh around 107-ish.  I would look stupid with gigantic hooters.  Plus there's less to sag as I get older.

     

    Would you mind sharing what band width you are using. Let me guess: hmmm . . . I will guess 32A, considering your height and weight.

     

    Remember, the article says you shoul probably be using a 28 C instead wink.gif

    DPR in the house w/ some serious bra talk!

    all the bra talk i find pretty uninteresting personally and detracts from what's really important, which is of course what's underneath the bra tongue.gif

    You cad.

     

    The "bra" is of course a lovely veil to cloak the even more beautiful jewels underneath.

    they're all well and fine, but they're better off.

     

    personal preference. yes.gif

     

     

     

     

     

    *realizes there are girls reading this and quickly makes good his escape*

     

    bolt.gif

    so if your going to run away from girls... what's the point? unsure.gif confused13.gif laugh.gif rofl3.gif tongue.gif

    laugh.gif

     

    Yeah, goobs. Don't run away. We all have boobs. Even you guys. It's not a big deal.

     

     

    Goobs and boobs rhymes. 653.gif

    Don't tell me you didn't see the christening earlier!?! (Rushboober)

  14. QUOTE (Mara @ Aug 14 2009, 08:50 PM)
    QUOTE (troutman @ Aug 14 2009, 10:47 PM)
    QUOTE (rushgoober @ Aug 14 2009, 05:53 PM)
    QUOTE (troutman @ Aug 14 2009, 05:16 PM)
    QUOTE (southernjim @ Aug 14 2009, 12:05 PM)
    man, 50%? I feel less masculine

    laugh.gif Don't be so hard on yourself, the quiz means nothing. As long as you can undo the damn thing in a timely manner that's all that counts!! new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif trink39.gif

    Exactly. yes.gif

     

    I only got 35% on the quiz, but it doesn't detract one iota from my full and total enjoyment of female breasts. no.gif

    laugh.gif It's all about "Grace Under Pressure" young man!! new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif tongue.gif

    You do know that the "front closure" bras were invented just to throw you guys a curve ball? Just for grins, we'll go 6 days in a row with the standard back clasp. Then on day 7, we just sit there and grin whilst you fumble away in futility. . .

    fists crying.gif

    Rushboober and I are saddened by this news.

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