English Muffin

x - files 7/10

im not hungry

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what?

counterparts caress of steel

i am not bored

yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scales it read "one at a time pleasse"

AFTK ATWAS

ok its pretty simple, we have a yo' momma fight. im sure you know how they go ... well its pretty much like this, someone says something like "yo mommas so fat she stood on the scales and it said 'to be continued'" and then someone says something else to 1 - up on them like "yo' mommas so fat she made godzilla look like an action figure" ok then ill start Yo' mommas so stupid she got locked in ASDA and died of starvation

why the sun?

im religious

QUOTE (rhyv @ Jul 25 2008, 07:40 PM) QUOTE (freedom of music @ Jul 25 2008, 03:38 PM) i hate rush Anyone likes Rush here. not me

i hate rush

im not bored

cinderella man makes me think of rush, not some guy dressed as a ballerina

signals fly by night

im in a good mood

Mission Hold your fart in- Keep it pushing out Hold the flame 'til the gas ignites- A fart with a vision is a wind pass with ignition I hear their passionate trumping smell the stuff that burns my nose I gaze for a breath of fresh air The windows that set smells apart When I feel the powerful farting Their fire has made alive I wish I had that pressure I wish I had that gas Spirits fly on dangerous missions farts that can cause death Focused low on underneath faces Consumed in a single breath In the grip of a cavorting expression- A slave to the drive of wind- A fart with a vision is a wind pass with ignition I watch their images flicker Bringing stench to a lifeless man I walk through their gas clouds And I wish I had their plan But farts don't need to have motion To keep their spark alive a fart has to have fire- to set that alight It's cold comfort To the ones without it To know how they struggled- How they suffered about it If their lives were smelly and loud They would likely have thought it was gout For something a little more strong Maybe something a little more wrong We each pay a fabulous price for a dangerous farting mission A fart with a vision is a wind pass with ignition

Permanent waves hemispheres

we won baseball!!!

i dont have kids... i think

who am i?

why are we here?

QUOTE (gleamingalloyaircar81 @ Jun 25 2008, 08:21 PM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jun 25 2008, 01:58 PM) The Anal Log Kid A hot and smelly August afternoon The bathroom's in constant usage With a flash of brownish turds As they're grunting without words The boy sits on his ass with t.p. Ready in his hand A vague sensation quickens In his young and restless ass And a quick and inward pressure Has him clenching to pass gas Bowel movement - Bowel movement - With your straining pinch a loaf Float a log and drop a load Bowel movement - Bowel movement - I can see you live the dream Busy ladling out ass cream Bowel movement - Bowel movement - The fawn-eyed turd with sun-browned legs Dances on the edge of his dream And its voice rings in his rump Soon he'll have to take a dump The boy lies in the grass, digesting All the food he ate His ass it starts a rumbling As he runs to defecate The boy pulls down his underwear Starts to eliminate Bowel movement - Bowel movement - With your straining pinch a loaf Float a log and drop a load Bowel movement - Bowel movement - I can see you live the dream Busy ladling out ass cream Bowel movement - Bowel movement - Too much fiber in my diet Too much roughage - Too many things that will bind When I shit I don't know What'll come from my behind I look down and I see What I'm leaving behind... And a quick and inward pressure Has him clenching to pass gas

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