Trace

^^eats said interesting sculptures

^^^keeps 2 day old no 2 at the side of his bed so he can have a regular "prod"

^^^eats poo and custard regularly, and we all know what the "custard" is

^^^was said horse

^^ likes to spend nights in with her dog and a jar of marmite

Fingers crossed for you girl!!

Kind of makes you want to go on top of him eh? Yes I know, I'm a pervert!!!! hehehehehehehe!!!

^^often walks around naked in the street to scare the small children

I just think Alex is totally gorgeous, and I have to say, I think he's improving with age as well!!! I'd love to meet him, but I can't see that happening anytime soon!!

^^thinks that walking backwards will halt the ageing process

Oh my, I've died and gone to heaven!

Love 'em!

Oh darling everyone here is so proud of you. You are very strong and my love goes out to you Take care and listen to what your body is telling you

^^^doesn't possess any humour

^^^is looking for the third person to join in his "spit roast"

^^^is involved in all said fantasies

^^^Likes to get one up the ass all the while

QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Jun 13 2006, 12:00 PM) Ha ha, all these jokes are funny. Ha ha all you women are independent and powerful, good for you, but are any of you bashing men willing to sign a prenuptial agreement? It seems you don't need us. Are you willing to marry a loser like us: Clean the house Mop the floor Clean the windows Fold our socks Do our laundry Give us hummers (Copulation) Give us sex Make our breakfast, lunch and dinner vacuum the place And all the other traditional women's role and sign a prenupt because you are so independent? Guess what, my girlfriend did. Are you? Huh???

^^only does it with men (doesn't have to worry about strap ons then)!

Good Luck today Blondie, thinking of you over here!! Be Strong!

Woohoo!!

^^^Wonders why she always smells of haddock

^^likes to see how much "cheese" he can accumulate over a month

WOW

How true