ghostworks

I'm saved by nature, but it always forgets what I need

..............I hope you'll stop me before I build a wall around me

the deception

WITH tact

http://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/554acfd5-7be3-4df4-aacd-e072de804892

this is the true TOST

which is exactly why it's dead

 

sucks

exactly

"ICE AGE IS HERE (and it's right in your town)..."

something just made me laugh

What was it?

it was probably funny, though

WHAT AM I f***ing DOING HERE?!?!?

idk, but fyi we're still using TOST v.LEGAL TO DRINK

depending on what time of day it is

UNLOCKED THREADS

This is where I keep all my money now

1982 Buick Skylark

in the early to mid 1990's I worked at a local bookstore in New England

the Operations Manager drove a Miata, street legal but modified for racing (roll cage, racing seats, suspension and engine mods etc)

he left work one day but came right back in - he had locked his keys in his car, did anyone know a good locksmith?

I volunteered my services

I had developed a unique skill over the years for getting friends, co-workers and complete strangers back into their cars by removing the metal strip from hanging file folders and using it as a slimjim

I grabbed my strip and headed outside - in less than 15 seconds I was in

Now my typical unlock time back then was right around 5 minutes, so I was nobody's thief - in fact, with newer cars and less frequency of lockouts my time is about double that these days

^ to date that Miata remains the easiest car I've ever unlocked

[side note: the only car I tried that I could not unlock was a 1982 Buick Skylark]