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  1. Saw it back like May 2002 vacationing in Punta Cana. My wife hated it but I thought it was pretty decent. Kind of gory.
  2. http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2004-03-30/index-1.gif http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2004-03-23/index-1.gif
  3. QUOTE (daneck @ Sep 7 2004, 01:24 PM) I'd think that whomever moderated a political forum would need to keep a neutral signature also. Kind of hard to say your neutral if you sig is saying otherwise.http://daneck.com/twocents.gif My sig is a pic of a film director making a loser sign. Nothing more. Plus I can remove it anytime. I think my avatar is far worse...
  4. FYI - by having Moore in my sig I am not taking any political sides (not being an American at all). I just like him as an entertainer.
  5. I'll mod. I have experience with several non-Rush related boards.
  6. So there was this old guy that was just diagnosed with cancer. The doctor tells him that he only has about a month to live. Sadly, he realized he has done nothing in his lifetime to serve his country. So he enlists in the army. The recruiter tells him that he is too old to enlist. The old guy sadly asks, "Is there anything I can do for my country?" The recruiter thinks for a second and answers, "Yes - you can donate some sperm. We are trying to develop steroids for our soldiers through growth hormones. Go see the nurse if you are interested." So the old guy is excited of this opportunity and goes and sees the nurse. The nurse hands him a jar and tells him to use the back room. The old guy takes the jar and goes into the back room. The nurse hears moaning and growning for about 10 minutes straight. Finally the old guy pops out of the room and she sees that the jar is empty. He says to her, "look - I tried with my right hand, I tried with my left hand... and I even tried with both hands.... But I can't open the goddamn jar..."
  7. QUOTE (Test4VitalSigns @ Sep 7 2004, 12:49 AM) How about Almost Famous? Was just gonna mention that one - great film.
  8. http://www.theeyefilm.com Just watched this. I'm glad I didn't watch this one at night -- I've just gotten the creeps...
  9. Speaking of which! Coyote Ugly starring Piper Perabo!!!
  10. Tommy, by The Who counts? If it does, that's my vote.
  11. http://www.fenslerfilm.com/?sec=video Any GI JOE fans? "Knowing is half the battle" 07, 10 are the best ones. These crap me up big time.
  12. Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
  13. Q: Why are blondes like tornadoes? A: They both whine and twist when they come, but take your house and car when they leave.
  14. http://www.bruceandtheresa.com/hardfunnypics/funny-pictures42.jpg
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