snowdogged

In Tonight's Headlines: Police are searching for a Cuban Refugee and they say the only lead they have is a blow up sex doll that they believe he threw in a trash container.

"C'mon honey, get back in the car! You're blowing this way out of proportion! I didn't mean it when I called you white trash!"

Guy behind the pole: Excuse me miss, could you please hurry up because I have to go really, really badly!

Well, two of them made me laugh! There was GoaR's. "Squinting with pleasure, snowdogged relishes a taste of his favorite delicacy; Fricasseed Frog." And there was RR's. "Desperate to justify their journalism trip to Tailand on jxnews.com's dime, the news anchor paid their camera technical engineer, John Chen, to eat a live frog so they would have a story." But, I liked RR's the best! You're 2 for 2! You're up again.

QUOTE (snowdogged @ Oct 7 2010, 05:48 PM)Thanks RR!!!! Let's see if you guys and gals can get a good one for this! http://www.editionbeauce.com/Photos/Guy%20Lafleur1.jpg By the way, the guy in that picture is Guy Lafleur, former Montreal Canadiens superstar! He's my favorite player ever! I figured since Montreal was playing their first game last night that I would do an image search on him. I was surprised to see that picture and that's why I picked it.

Yeah, I only thought about that after I posted it. When I posted it I thought she was over 18 and then after Rushchick10 made her post I took another look and really questioned what I had done. Sorry about that! Here is the new pick. Something a little tamer this time! http://pribek.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/5481158_3c805a76ca_o.jpg

After thinking it over, I don't think that is a good picture for captioning. But, does anyone know what is unique about that picture? Here is the new picture. MOD EDIT: Photo removed for creepiness

Thanks RR!!!! Let's see if you guys and gals can get a good one for this! http://www.editionbeauce.com/Photos/Guy%20Lafleur1.jpg

"I told you when you bought this stuff that I don't like my sandwiches wrapped in cellophane, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let a $1.99 go to waste!"

Seen here: Ben Gates, brother of Bill, working on his invention to build the world's first waterproof laptop and finally win back the title of mom's favorite son.

"I'm the only homeless guy that I know that owns a laptop!"

"No, for the last time! I'm not going pay to get the internet when I can just come out in the backyard and pick up the neighbor's unencrypted wireless signal!"

Bob, I think that your suspicions may actually warrant an investigation into whether or not this is really Rushgoober!

QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Oct 5 2010, 10:21 PM) The Cuban refugee just knew that beyond the rainbow was America. If only his blow up sex doll would stay inflated those few miles. That's some pretty twisted humor there! Totally my kind of humor! You should play this more often! You're up, RushRevisited! P.S. I also thought Wide-Angled Watcher's was quite good!

Since you asked nicely, you are back in it!

QUOTE (rushgoober @ Oct 6 2010, 04:04 PM) http://www.thekatzes.com/galleries/zambia/images/looking%20over%20victoria%20falls.jpg With this photograph, I was attempting to depict the ever-changing state of race and gender in North America; how far we've come, and what vistas must still be conquered. The woman represents all women. She goes forth unencumbered in a brave new world, where unfair divisions have been broken down; still tentative amidst stormy seas, yet with courage and confidence, ever moving towards the proverbial pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. The black man represents all minorities. His confusion mirrors that of the disenfranchised. Uncertain how to move forward, he looks behind him for guidance, knowing full well his answers do not lie in the past. It is only when he turns toward an unlimited future and fully embraces his own inherent worth that he will he truly make the strides he stives for. The white man, though un-pictured, dominates the image, always looming on the horizon, both as a representation of all that is most accepted, and to illustrate the illusory nature of that ideal. I guess he doesn't read other peoples posts or maybe he just doesn't read mine.

QUOTE (Janie @ Oct 6 2010, 03:48 PM) QUOTE (snowdogged @ Oct 6 2010, 01:40 PM) QUOTE (Janie @ Oct 6 2010, 03:16 PM) This latest picture is a perfect example of what I'm talking about. I can sort of think of something funny but really, my "joke" is kind of lame which is why so far I haven't captioned it. I love that others are captioning it. Yeah, well, that's why I didn't enter a caption for the picture that you put up last time. There were already some pretty funny ones and I couldn't really even think of anything that would come close to those ones. But I think you're funny. Remember, you aren't competing with existing captions, just caption. Once, I was reading captions for someone else's photo and I laughed so hard at what others had posted, I went ahead and captioned anyway and to my surprise, won the damn thing. But, I had nothing that I considered even remotely funny! Sometimes I am in the zone and come up with five good ones in ten minutes and sometimes I just draw a blank.

QUOTE (rushgoober @ Oct 6 2010, 03:19 PM) Visual depiction of the internal turmoil of Selma Shields and the locator. The stormy seas represent the swelling of the ego and gender confusion. Was this person a black man or a white woman? We may never know, but the answer lies somewhere over the rainbow... Sorry, rushgoober, but you are eliminated from this round. I asked people to quit with thelocator captions when I posted the picture. My picture, my rules!

QUOTE (Janie @ Oct 6 2010, 03:16 PM) This latest picture is a perfect example of what I'm talking about. I can sort of think of something funny but really, my "joke" is kind of lame which is why so far I haven't captioned it. I love that others are captioning it. Yeah, well, that's why I didn't enter a caption for the picture that you put up last time. There were already some pretty funny ones and I couldn't really even think of anything that would come close to those ones.

Thanks Bob! I'm glad your wife is okay! Now, let's leave that loser out of it from now on and if he signs up under a different name, I'm sure we can count on the mods/admins to put a quick end to it. Try this one. http://www.thekatzes.com/galleries/zambia/images/looking%20over%20victoria%20falls.jpg

This guy talks like he knows or has met some of you. Does anyone know who this guy is? That is, assuming it's a guy?

QUOTE (Selma Shields @ Oct 5 2010, 04:05 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Oct 5 2010, 02:49 AM) Is the only board you have this kind of trouble on? Have you been banned/suspended/run off from any others? Is what the who? Listen, man. I love you. You see all this? All this schitt you have to contend with here. It's not your fault. Ya know that? Look at me, son. It's not your fault. I know. It's not your fault. I know. No, no, you don't. It's not your fault. I know. It's not your fault. All right. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. Don't phuck with me. It's not your fault. Don't phuck with me all right? Don't phuck with me, Sean. Not you. It's not your fault...It's not your fault...Oh God....Oh God, I'm so sorry... All this because your caption didn't get picked? You call this intelligence?

Yeah, I use to take it too seriously also, but then Janie gave me some advice and since then it's all been fun and games! Also, thelocator, you insulted everyone that plays this game and then you came back with a new name and we figured out pretty quickly who you were from you're first caption. I was just having a little fun and hoping to maybe make Bob laugh at the same time. Nothing you can say to me or about me is going to upset me. It's all fun and it's just the internet and this is just a forum and I don't hold grudges or want to beat up anyone! The secret to being funny is to cater to you're audience. If it was not funny to the audience then you bombed. I do try to throw in some captions that I normally wouldn't have in the past for some people and I have won with those on occasion. I didn't think that they were all that funny but the person who was choosing did. The whole idea is to make someone else laugh and not to make yourself laugh. My attitude has totally changed and I owe Janie for making me see things differently. Thanks Janie P.S. It's just a stupid F#cking game!!!!!!!!

Do I win a prize for being the "udder dumbby" that actually knows how to spell the word dummy?