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  1. Tombstone. Would it be so difficult to precede each title of your threads with the with SATIRE: ?

     

    People who do enjoy them could easily spot them all.

     

    Those that dislike them can skip them.

     

    And most important those that don't know better wont have heart attacks thinking some of your stuff is real.

     

    Either that or I would say they should go in the poetry and writing section or something, not the RUSH section because they are in fact purely fictitious.

  2. QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Aug 9 2012, 02:51 AM)
    http://images23.fotki.com/v866/photos/7/785774/3995846/160_6023-vi.jpg

    Have a burger! Have a planet! Have a kick ass birthday God!
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    Thanks Johnny! My god those are some striking costumes, I must say the tall purple dude could be me behind that mask!

     

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  3. QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Aug 8 2012, 10:05 AM)
    Happy birthday GE

    I wanted to give you something you've given us guys (and some girls) for a  long time


    http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/3/7/14/anigif_enhanced-buzz-17933-1331147528-12.gif


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    Thanks you Bobness and that is a MOST EXCELLENT gif(t)!

     

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  4. QUOTE (Sheldon Cooper @ Aug 8 2012, 09:04 AM)
    QUOTE (Amalgamation @ Aug 8 2012, 09:01 AM)
    QUOTE (Sheldon Cooper @ Aug 8 2012, 07:50 AM)
    Happy Birthday Booby Lover!!!

    "That's It" wouldn't be the legend it is today without your perversion of The Larger Bowl.

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    Oh no! I wanna know and yet I don't! That's one of my favorite songs. laugh.gif

    The original thread is pinned in Grand Designs as "That's It." Read through it. It is a legendary piece of TRF history. Highly recommended for all n00bs and fans of b00bs.

     

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    Yes in the strangest twist of Fate, both myself and theredtamasrule penned a spoof version of "The Larger Cup" at the exact same instant and they were both about boobs.

     

    That thread Sheldon Cooper mentioned is a great read for many different reasons, but here is my version of....

     

    The Larger Cup (not a pantoum) by Godeater2112

    Sung to the Tune of The Larger Bowl

     

    Boobies are awesome like hockey and beer

    But why such different sizes and tastes?

    Some of them jiggle beneath lacy sheer

    While so many others lactate

     

    Why such different fortunes and fates?

    Some are free and some are nursed

    Some live behind brassiere gates

    To stop gravity doing her worst

     

    Some are huge making sweaters burst

    Succulent swaying as result of their girth

    Others you notice the tan lines first

    Each set is unique on this earth

     

    Perky boobs nestled in an 'a cup'

    Perk more when the temperature's changed

    The best is when the air-con's cranked up

    The nipples drive the guys insane

     

    Some things I hope never are changed

    The reasons are abundantly clear

    I love the way life is arranged

    Because boobies are awesome like hockey and beer

     

    Some are huge making sweaters burst

    Succulent swaying as result of their girth

    Others you notice the tan lines first

    Each set is unique on this earth

     

     

    I heart.gif BOOBIES!

  5. QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Aug 8 2012, 01:08 PM)
    QUOTE (drbirdsong @ Aug 8 2012, 11:38 AM)
    Bubba Fett uses whatever he needs.  He is not interested in justice.  He only wants quiet.

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    Holy shit dude that is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time!

     

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  6. QUOTE (drbirdsong @ Aug 7 2012, 04:04 PM)
    I have decided to come clean and admit that I am Bubba Fett.

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    Ha! Very cool photo! Did The Fett ever use a lightsaber though? I don't remember that.

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