mortkort

QUOTE (Necromancer @ Jan 10 2007, 04:01 AM) QUOTE (CeeJ @ Jan 9 2007, 07:32 PM) http://content.funnyhumor.com/pictures/jailgolf.jpg Doin' Time for Jawkin' Jaws. Made my bed by breakin' laws. Too late now to be a Saint So where's that ball... HERE IT AIN'T!!! The Jawk Jaw Prison Song. LOL! Thats a good one!

QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Jan 10 2007, 12:12 AM) QUOTE (tick @ Jan 8 2007, 09:38 AM) http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/627003/2/istockphoto_627003_affection.jpg "oh honey, i love you so much, is that a penis ?" what would you do if you were in this situation? take your things and run like hell! LOL

QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jan 9 2007, 04:08 PM) QUOTE (mortkort @ Jan 9 2007, 11:06 AM) is this a movie? is it good? Yes/yes. kewl

QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Jan 4 2007, 01:04 AM) Respect the rules. Word

is this a movie? is it good?

i think it's wicked

I saw it to night. it is really funny! some parts i laughed my ass off! any Wayne fans here?

QUOTE (priest_of_syrinx @ Jan 9 2007, 01:09 AM) QUOTE (DragonSlayer2112 @ Oct 21 2006, 08:31 AM) I am not telling my age or sex and don't try and have cyber sex with me. I'm sorry, but this line made me laugh out loud. Don't expect that from anybody here.

QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Jan 9 2007, 12:33 AM) QUOTE (mortkort @ Jan 8 2007, 06:05 PM) 4 days before my birthday 6 days before mine. Although I don't intend on waiting that long. you should put it on you whish list to you birthday

4 days before my birthday

QUOTE (troutman @ Jan 8 2007, 11:34 PM) QUOTE (mortkort @ Jan 8 2007, 03:08 AM)Either The Necromancer or The Fountain of Lamenth... I just had to pick one i like them both very much, i picked TFOL yes... that's about how I feel also.

Liv Tyler and Evangeline Lilly are nice http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r113/mortenmat/liv-tyler-1024x768-22425.jpg http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r113/mortenmat/lilly291280x960.jpg

QUOTE (tick @ Jan 8 2007, 02:38 PM)http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/627003/2/istockphoto_627003_affection.jpg "oh honey, i love you so much, is that a penis ?"

Either The Necromancer or The Fountain of Lamenth... I just had to pick one i like them both very much, i picked TFOL

What do you guys think of this movie? It's one of my favorites. It's brilliant. http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r113/mortenmat/k_pax.jpg

QUOTE (tick @ Jan 8 2007, 02:23 AM)http://www.lard.net/happylard.gif LARD LARD LARD LARD LARD LARD LARD LARD LARD

Foo Fighters "One By One" Kick ass album!

QUOTE (Necromancer @ Jan 8 2007, 12:27 AM) QUOTE (mortkort @ Jan 7 2007, 06:25 PM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Jan 7 2007, 02:38 AM) http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e396/Rpruett/Funny%20Pictures/b20fe1f7.jpg Can you BELIEVE this guy??? I mean c'mon... upgrade that computer dude. sheesh. i hope this isn't you Necro! I have a BIG ONE. uhhhh... a big monitor that is. i know it wasn't you, lol, i'm just messin' whit ya! that guy should bet a bigger screen!

QUOTE (Necromancer @ Jan 7 2007, 02:38 AM) http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e396/Rpruett/Funny%20Pictures/b20fe1f7.jpg Can you BELIEVE this guy??? I mean c'mon... upgrade that computer dude. sheesh. i hope this isn't you Necro!

QUOTE (Necromancer @ Jan 7 2007, 02:21 AM) http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o203/causey21/Funny%20Pictures/JobStinks2.jpg This is my DREAM job. STOP IT!! your killing me!!

QUOTE (Necromancer @ Jan 7 2007, 02:03 AM) http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m283/ParanoidKirsty/Funny%20Pictures/barbienotasweknowher.jpg This was my "sister", Aprul's, barbie doll.

QUOTE (Necromancer @ Jan 7 2007, 01:54 AM) http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l59/DNGuyer/Funny%20Pictures/StripperKid.jpg LOL!!

QUOTE (Necromancer @ Jan 7 2007, 01:49 AM) http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e82/advisor31/funny%20pictures/funny_pictures_Address_The_Ball.jpg JAWK JAW!!! HERE IT IS!!!

QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Jan 6 2007, 05:08 PM) QUOTE (mortkort @ Jan 5 2007, 11:39 AM) QUOTE (tick @ Jan 4 2007, 04:57 PM) http://dimacs.rutgers.edu/~tanyabw/images/cat_soup.jpg "nothing like a delicious bowl of dog penis soup ! meeeee-owwww !" This picture is so funny The caption makes it so much better!

when i reach Superconductor i want that people shall congrats me i'm sleepy the cats are crazy