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priest_of_syrinx

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  1. ^^Enjoys hernia checks when done by a male doctor
  2. ^^Thinks urine is actually warm lemonade
  3. 1. I'm listening to Power Windows 2. I'm finally starting to like it 3. I had chicken drummies for dinner
  4. ^^Eats her own goobers, even when not hungry
  5. ^^So poor, he can only afford to eat his arm for dinner
  6. ^^Has a collection of used sumo diapers, eats off them for the only arousal in her life.
  7. ^^Has had that fantasy for MANY years now, but with 98 Degrees added
  8. 1. I'm going through an 80's Rush phase 2. I'm bumping up my post count 3. My sister said I'm a spoiled brat and that I want money, just randomly
  9. ^^Is physically attracted to his trash can.
  10. 1. I'm tired 2. This is my last post of the night 3. This is my 201st post on here in my life!
  11. Man, that totally ruined the song I was listening to... Losing It...
  12. 1. Funyuns are onion-flavored corn things, like Cheetos, but onion-flavored. Awesomeness. 2. Bert Blyleven should be in Cooperstown. 3. I ate 3 bowls of Cookie Crisp tonight
  13. ^^Also wishes to tackle AgentScotty's rod
  14. ^^Wants to be just like Michael Jackson
  15. 1. I'm eating Funyuns 2. I'm watching Everybody Loves Raymond 3. I'm on TRF
  16. 1. Mom's watching So You Think You Can Dance 2. It's boring. 3. But I'm not!
  17. ^^ Also has an affair with their oak tree.
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