priest_of_syrinx

^^Has fantasies involving Bill Cosby

^^Throws the bread away so he can enjoy the shit on the outside

1. The Necromancer is playing 2. It seems like every time I play it, I see a lot of dead bodies walking towards me 3. But by the time the song is over, they just got to me, then they die...

^^Likes his toilet water with a little fecal matter mixed in

^^Once mixed an alcoholic beverage in his toilet

^^^^doesn't realize that hot gasses -such as those found in stars- can indeed exist that are trapped in his head

^^Thinks stars as he sees them are their actual size

^^Once attempted to chop onions with chopsticks

^^Uses a litter box

^^Actually not sexy enough for his cat

^^Thinks there is actually blue milk that naturally occurs

^^Thinks mice come from bread crumbs

1. Yeah, I was first chair until the last 5 days of the school year (second chair challenged me and "won" ) 2. The only reason why I'm even going to be in band next year is the hope to join jazz band... 3. ...But the jazz isn't quite flowing out of me yet...

1. I play trumpet. 2. I am very tired of it. 3. I'd much rather play bass guitar

1. Different hearts beat on different strings 2. Which are tuned to the notes E, B, G, F, A, and C# 3. It is very hard to play a song on these strings because of that.

1. Follow men's eyes as they look to the skies... 2. The shifting shafts of shining weave the fabric of their dreams 3. Which I assume is very soft and silky, much like satin

1. And once the clouds are parted 2. Lights streams down in bright, unbroken beams 3. I like lightning

1. Me like parties! 2. Especially Rush parties!! 3. Too bad hardly anybody I know likes Rush

1. We can't have fireworks on the 4th of July 2. That's because it's really dry 3. It'll be our nation's 230th birthday!

1. Of course, limelight, we joined the same day 2. And we both have WAAYYY more than 100 posts 3. I'm a conservative so it may be very tough there

^^Wouldn't know a good flame if he got burned by it

1. Its been 5 hours since I sent my request to join Sense O'Clock News 2. I haven't been accepted 3. I'm worried

^^Doesn't know you're not supposed to swallow gum

1. Me too! 2. Rising, falling at force ten, we twist the world, we ride the wind.... 3. I'm a Hold Your Fire addict