AgentScotty

^^^ Prefers showers of the golden variety

^^^ Wants to find out if the stories about aliens and anal probes are true.

^^^ Has practiced overhand and underhand grip....

 

...on himself...

^^^ Does unpostable things with baseball bats

^^^ Doesn't need a cliff (or a corner) when he's wearing his hip boots.

^^^ Makes sheep nervous when he tries real hard to be the shepherd.

I wished I walked out of Alien3 and Star Trek 5. I kept hoping they would get better, but never did.

 

After I got home from ST5, I turned on the TV and ST:TNG "A Matter of Honor" was on, which was a lot better than the movie was.

^^^ Is not only the president of the man yoghurt club, but is also a (facial) recipient...

^^^ Uses a rubber tube to recycle his pee

^^^ Once got in a fight. Someone had accused him of eating shit sandwiches. He beat the crap out of him, and then yelled "Don't ever say that again! I hate bread!"...

^^^ Suxz

^^^ Knows about swallowing things...

^^^ Blows

^^^ Wishes the "Make Me A Match" Penny Arcade strip was for real...

 

-Scotty

 

...contains the "F" word, copy and paste at your own risk...

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/07/26

^^^ Probably never leaves the house if his hands are as fast as they are in his avatar...

 

-Scotty

 

...speed dependent on program: Avatar framerate is slowest in IE, fastest in Firefox, somewhere in between for Windows Picture/Fax viewer and IrfanView...

^^^ Flames about as well as a flaming bag of poop left on the doorstep.

 

<<< Possibly the king of "BAM!" for this thread...

^^^ Is the unidentified zoo employee in that "Head up elephant's backside" vid that's been floating around the 'net since forever...

^^^ Likes cowpie

^^^ Likes eating cream and fudge...

^^^ Almost had a brush with death when he tripped and fell down the stairs while playing with said brush.

 

edit for BAM!

^^^ Likes to go in through the out door

^^^ Uses Preparation H as a headache remedy

^^^ Drinks out of toilets

^^^ Knows there are ways to work around that problem.

^^^ His eventual goal in life was foretold by Beavis and Butt-Head...

 

-Scotty

 

...last name Munch, first name Rodney...

 

...yeah, Rod Munch, heh heh-heh...