AgentScotty

^^^ Suxz

^^^ Knows about swallowing things...

^^^ Blows

^^^ Wishes the "Make Me A Match" Penny Arcade strip was for real... -Scotty ...contains the "F" word, copy and paste at your own risk... http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/07/26

^^^ Probably never leaves the house if his hands are as fast as they are in his avatar... -Scotty ...speed dependent on program: Avatar framerate is slowest in IE, fastest in Firefox, somewhere in between for Windows Picture/Fax viewer and IrfanView...

^^^ Flames about as well as a flaming bag of poop left on the doorstep. <<< Possibly the king of "BAM!" for this thread...

^^^ Is the unidentified zoo employee in that "Head up elephant's backside" vid that's been floating around the 'net since forever...

^^^ Likes cowpie

^^^ Likes eating cream and fudge...

^^^ Almost had a brush with death when he tripped and fell down the stairs while playing with said brush. edit for BAM!

^^^ Likes to go in through the out door

^^^ Uses Preparation H as a headache remedy

^^^ Drinks out of toilets

^^^ Knows there are ways to work around that problem.

^^^ His eventual goal in life was foretold by Beavis and Butt-Head... -Scotty ...last name Munch, first name Rodney... ...yeah, Rod Munch, heh heh-heh...

^^^ The thought of that makes him want to get out his rod and tackle.

edit for BAM! ^^^ Taught himself to do a handstand and walk backwards.

^^^ One of 'em was named NPF2112...

^^^ Trying to invent a way to make monkeys fly out of his ass...

^^^ *is* a monkey's ass...

Both Doctors have had some good episodes. There's also another Doctor Who thread here. -Scotty ...and it looks like we'll get a new companion next season...

^^^ Greaser of rears for last 15 years...

^^^ Forgot to tell us whether he's the pitcher or the catcher in his avatar.

^^^ Likes to hook the bungee cord to his underwear when he goes bungee jumping.

^^^ was going to register as "double jointed", but didn't want to give away the secret of his self-satisfaction...