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The Rocinante

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  1. QUOTE (CeeJ @ Nov 30 2006, 07:09 AM) A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputies expense... Deputy says, "License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What for?" Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign ." Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket." Deputy says, "OK, exit your vehicle and I'll show you, sir." As the lawyer steps out of his car, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving #%$@ out of the lawyer and says: "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
  2. QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Nov 30 2006, 04:37 AM) Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."
  3. QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Nov 30 2006, 02:08 PM) I must've missed a few rounds. How the hell did these two songs - out of all of them - become the finalists? Strange final round, if you ask me. Of the two, my pick is "The Enemy Within." because they're awesome
  4. 1. OMG 10. WTF 11. I'm using binary because it pwnz
  5. QUOTE (goose @ Nov 29 2006, 08:30 PM) QUOTE (The Rocinante @ Nov 29 2006, 10:27 PM) Hemispheres Rocks The Cygnus X-1 Series rocks because of a certain spaceship Rocinante = great horse name Rocinante = silly ship name I'm experiencing deja vu does it matter? Rocinante=member at TRF rocinante pwnz, that's all there is to it
  6. Hemispheres Rocks The Cygnus X-1 Series rocks because of a certain spaceship
  7. actually now I'm not so sure...should have voted for afterimage. DEW is fantastic, but I never REALLY liked Afterimage...
  8. TEW is the best off the album....Afterimage should have left last round
  9. Had a hard time choosing between DEW and afterimage, chose DEW...it's a great song tho
  10. http://www.xopl.com/blog/embedded/picstories/1/ignition_key.jpg
  11. I just lisened to DEW, this song is awesome
  12. QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Nov 24 2006, 06:17 PM) next pic... http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c167/RolindaBonz/tce8.jpg I clutch the wire fence until my fingers bleed A wound that will not heal A heart that cannot feel Hoping that the horror will recede Hoping that tomorrow we'll all be freed Red Sector A
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