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2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Dink doctor, eat sister, cook Mr. 73, nurse me.  

Eww, with a gamy leg? 

8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Come on, get it off. This is for your own good.    

Is this because he took out one of those silly cards? Typical of him!

1 hour ago, ST3V said:

ive seen this video maybe 7 times now, will never get tired of it. theres just something about the way he shreds thats.. different - its special.

Listen to Steven Wilson and Rick Beato talk about Guthrie's playing, they sum it up perfectly. Skip to 29:20

Here's another Beato video about Guthrie.

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

 I think it must be a naturalist outing.

Must be a board meeting.

21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I've got one already. 

What? He says they've already got one!

30 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Panthers 4 Hawks 3 in OT.   blackhawkrush awarded 10 warning points.    22-37-6

12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

It's funny how one can go through life, as I have, disliking bananas and being indifferent to cheese, and then be able to eat, and enjoy, a banana and cheese sandwich like this. 

Right. Mr. Blackhawk. Come at me with that banana! Hold it like that, that's it. Now attack me with it! Come on!

1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

I ran out of beans!    

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Um. Oh this is, is the interview for the management training course, is it?     

It's more of an attempt to, uh, construct a viable hypothesis to, uh, explain the meaning of life.

51 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

   Oh no, that's so embarrassing. I won't hear of it. Give me six, please. 

I'll offer you a kick in the kneecap. A punch in the throat. A poke in the eye.

Dearest Blackhawks,

You guys are playing the Florida Panthers tonight. If you possibly pause your #Tank Hard For Bedard campaign and see your way towards winning tonight's contest, that would be great. 

Thanks in advance!

The Stars had some fun last night.

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations. 

I mean, he didn't want to nail my head to the floor. I had to insist. I had transgressed the unwritten law.

6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

And there's his mate, Bruce beer.   

Look what you've done to him! He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is! And you come in with your petty feeble quibbling, and you grind him into the dirt!

12 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Dorothy, you're in charge of security and liaison for this operation. 

Bruce there teaches Haegelian philosophy, and Bruce here teaches logical positivism. And is also in charge of the sheep dip.

6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Yes, a poet  is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost. 

Well, Blackhawk.... ....I'm opening a boutique!

49 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

The walls of these houses are lined with prestressed asbestos which keeps the house warm and snuggly and ever so safe from the big bad rabbit, who can scratch and scratch for all he's worth, but he just can't get into Porky's house. 

  Imagine not that these four walls contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes? For, gentles all, beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

 A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.

He's still molesting her!

2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Don't worry. I've...I've brought you something.     No, lupins!

A blessing!  A blessing from the Lord!

15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

You don't like it? You're the first person to order a salad for two years.  

And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.

8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Tell me, what is the principle of these balloons?   

Well here we are. You blow there and you move your fingers up and down here.

Thanks to the Blackhawks for beating the Sens tonight!

1 hour ago, Weakly Criminal said:

Beware! There are Lama's!!!

You don't frighten us, Texas pigdogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person.

I was a big fan of all the southern rock bands back when that was a big thing, and Skynyrd was at the top of that heap. Rossington was such a good player. It's sad how so many of those southern rock musicians are gone now, way before their time.

On 3/4/2023 at 10:32 PM, blackhawkrush said:

Predators 3 Hawks 1  Nashville serves our purpose. 21-36-5

Are you guys and Columbus trying to tank for Bedard?