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2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:
You lucky bastard.
You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane.
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26 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:
Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it? They had me in manacles!
It's only a bloody parking offense...
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22 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:
Well, you'd better see Mr. Bounder about that.
Everyone was terrified of Doug. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. Even Ibanez was frightened of Doug.
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1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:
Oh, don't ask me! He's been nothing but trouble all morning. Stop it Ralph!
Mum? Do you know why Rhodesia's called Rhodesia?
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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:
You've never even been to the Tropics. You've never been south of Sidcup.
We have come from the East. We wish to praise the infant.
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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:
But it has one of the most advanced thermostat control systems in the country, and it has computer-controlled storage facilities.
It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up!
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19 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:
You'll have to wait until I've married these two, Simon.
Well look, I'll phone the bishop and see if we can get the Abbey.
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53 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:
I've got a family...a wife and six kids...and I hope very much you don't have to take away my...
Couldn't you have your balls cut off?
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12 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:
What page please?
What page in the script?
Which scene are we shooting first? What? it's scene one. Scene one! It's in the middle of the movie. Well, it is now.
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46 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:
IN WORLD FORUM TODAY: KARL MARX, CHE GUEVARA, LENIN AND MAO TSE-TUNG. NEXT WEEK, FOUR LEADING HEADS OF STATE OF THE AFRO-ASIAN NATIONS AGAINST BRISTOL ROVERS AT MOLINEUX.
That's a little bit too loud. Can you say it just a little less loud than that?
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7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:
We had translators working, in post-proof conditions, to try and produce a German version of Simon's post. They worked on one word each for greater safety. One of them saw two words of the post and spent several weeks in Reverse Polarity.
Make yourself scarce, "Two Threads." This forum isn't big enough for the three of us!
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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:
I wish to plead incompetence.
So, in three years you've spotted no camels?
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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:
Sheep's life consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten.
Now how about this one. Number five, Ram's Bladder Cup.
What kind of confection is this?
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2 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:
If it doesn't get enough protein it gets very thin and its bones begin to stick out and its fins start to fall off.
He is an halibut. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.
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5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:
Sorry love, no
How about a nice vanilla sponge?
I got a slug.
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2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:
For lunch, he crouches down in the road and rubs gravel into his hair.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin', and have buttered scones for tea.
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12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:
Hail Messiah! I say you are Messiah, Lord, and I should know. I followed a few.
Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling. Now knock it off!
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24 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:
Yes! Policemen make wonderful friends. So, 73, if you are over six feet tall and would like a friend...
Don't forget... I'm six foot five.
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9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:
Mr. Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all. I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Get out! I'm not having my forum filled with filthy perverts, now look, I'm giving you just half a minute then I'm going to call the police, so get out!
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4 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:
73... it's the man from 'The Hay Wain' by Constable to see you.
Thwow him to the floor, Centuwion, vewy woughly!
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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:
Yes, the confidence of the master at the height of his powers.
He was great, Mr. Ibanez! The way he kept fighting after his head came off!
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I forgot it was on. But I wasn't planning on watching anyway. I haven't seen any movies from the past year, so that factors in a bit, Aside from that, I remember the days from the not too distant past when awards shows were about celebrating the artists and their productions, and nothing more.
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53 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:
Tired of being pushed around? Would you like to do some pushing around instead?
I'll get you for that, Blackhawk! I'll get you if I have to travel to the four corners of the internet!
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On 3/11/2023 at 5:48 PM, pjbear05 said:
Aaron Rai single shots The Island today! Get that man a seegar!
When a player hits an ace, I always love seeing the others in the group congratulating them. Even though they're competing against each other, there's always time for a high five when someone dunks one from the tee.
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You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
in Video Vertigo
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He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!