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RIP Golden Jet.
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5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:
Snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings.
It's a bird, isn't it? It's a bloody seabird.
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You're welcome.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cn4iSLWAAIh/?igshid=ZDhmZGIxNmQ=
That guy has a YouTube channel too, but he hasn't posted this on there yet
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50 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:
But the treatment does work with some people. This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.
Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
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5 hours ago, IbanezJem said:
You got a nice pair there haven't you love?
Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of fun.
I object to all this sex on the television! I mean, I keep falling off!
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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:
Why are you always on about women, 73?
I like tits!
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53 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:
Well, we never break the bloody TRF law.
If there's any more stock film of women applauding, I'll clear the court!
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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:
So anyway, I became a barber.
I'm a qualified brain surgeon! I only do this job because I like being my own boss!
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23 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:
I'm afraid it's my unpleasant duty to inform you that you're fired.
I've got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I just don't know where to turn. I'm absolutely at the end of my tether.
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20 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:
Oh well... you haven't told us what it is yet...
It's the Cutty Sark. It's a model I've been making in the dark for some years now.
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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:
But the obvious question is are they safe?
Provided of course people believe in them.
Well, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions!
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56 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:
Don't forget we've got the Mendelssohns coming for
so don't forget to order some pikelets.
The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage.
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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:
A superb display of inertia, there.
I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump, straight up in the air and across the Channel.
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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:
Are you the church police?
The text, Vic! Don't say the text!
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1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:
No, no really, we're just not religious thank you.
It's like those miserable Psalms, they're sooooo depressing.
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3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:
Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?
It brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head.
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Dallas' D came to play tonight. But their penchant for taking bad penalties showed up too.
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1 hour ago, Nova Carmina said:
I looked at that age, and thought, wait, this guy was making music in his '50s at their peak, and then I realized we're talking about a Jethro Tull-esque situation here, or Lynyrd Skynyrd, where it's just the person's name that inspired the band name.
Molly Hatchet!
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23 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:
Into this quiet little community came...Mr. Neutron!
See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut!
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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:
Well I think they should attack things, like that - with satire. I mean Ned Sherrin. Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.
By a combination of violence and sarcasm, the Blackhawk brothers by February 1996 controlled Chicago and the Southeast of Illinois.
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The Eagles who started the year 11-0 showed up tonight. Oh well, Giants overall had a good year under new coach Daboll.
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28 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:
In that case, I'll be saying, 'Goodbye then, sir'. Goodbye then, sir.
He's killed the best man!
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A fumble recovery then an interception by KC have pretty much sealed this one with just a few minutes left.
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4th quarter, and JAX is giving KC a game, KC up by only 3.
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
in Video Vertigo
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Oh, shut up and go and change your armor!