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2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, I don't wash my stomach every day.  

Oh, shut up and go and change your armor!

RIP Golden Jet.

5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings.  

It's a bird, isn't it? It's a bloody seabird.

You're welcome.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cn4iSLWAAIh/?igshid=ZDhmZGIxNmQ=

That guy has a YouTube channel too, but he hasn't posted this on there yet 

50 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

But the treatment does work with some people. This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal. 

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

5 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

You got a nice pair there haven't you love?  Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of fun. 

I object to all this sex on the television! I mean, I keep falling off!

1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Why are you always on about women, 73?     

I like tits!

53 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, we never break the bloody TRF law.  

If there's any more stock film of women applauding, I'll clear the court!

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

So anyway, I became a barber. 

I'm a qualified brain surgeon! I only do this job because I like being my own boss!

23 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

I'm afraid it's my unpleasant duty to inform you that you're fired. 

I've got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I just don't know where to turn. I'm absolutely at the end of my tether.

20 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh well... you haven't told us what it is yet... 

It's the Cutty Sark. It's a model I've been making in the dark for some years now.

1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

But the obvious question is are they safe?      Provided of course people believe in them.                                                                                          

Well, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions!

56 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Don't forget we've got the Mendelssohns coming for   so don't forget to order some pikelets. 

The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage.

1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

      A superb display of inertia, there.  

  I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump, straight up in the air and across the Channel.

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Are you the church police? 

The text, Vic! Don't say the text! 

1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

No, no really, we're just not religious thank you. 

It's like those miserable Psalms, they're sooooo depressing.

3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?  

It brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head.

Dallas' D came to play tonight. But their penchant for taking bad penalties showed up too.

1 hour ago, Nova Carmina said:

 

I looked at that age, and thought, wait, this guy was making music in his '50s at their peak, and then I realized we're talking about a Jethro Tull-esque situation here, or Lynyrd Skynyrd, where it's just the person's name that inspired the band name.

Molly Hatchet!

23 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Into this quiet little community came...Mr. Neutron!   

See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut!

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well I think they should attack things, like that - with satire. I mean Ned Sherrin. Fair's fair. I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me. 

By a combination of violence and sarcasm, the Blackhawk brothers by February 1996 controlled Chicago and the Southeast of Illinois.

The Eagles who started the year 11-0 showed up tonight. Oh well, Giants overall had a good year under new coach Daboll.

28 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

In that case, I'll be saying, 'Goodbye then, sir'. Goodbye then, sir.   

He's killed the best man!

A fumble recovery then an interception by KC have pretty much sealed this one with just a few minutes left.

4th quarter, and JAX is giving KC a game, KC up by only 3.