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gangsterfurious

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  1. Fish fingers.

     

    Pray tell what kind of fish has fingers?

    In this case Alaska Pollock.

     

    http://youralaskaguide.com/images/alaskan_pollack.jpg

     

    I still don't see the fingers.

    They cut them up and make them into fingers!

     

    :laughing guy:

     

    So you can eat the fingers with yours. :D

    Or a fork and sometimes a spatula!

     

    Either way,

     

    "It's finger licken' good"! :P

    Aye that it is. :chickendance:

     

    Ah I was hoping you'd play along but oh well. pffftttttttt

     

    I am finally done with my bowl of berries.

  2. McDonald's McDouble combo with a Coke. :LOL:

     

    Bad Eaglemoon Bad :P

     

    Well, I thought I would be honest. :LOL:

     

    Hey,

     

    Nothing wrong with some McD's once in a while. :burger: :D

     

    Unless you're me...

     

    Wasn't it you I saw sneaking down there in the dead of night? :huh: :P

     

    I was implying it's a bad idea for me to eat McDonald's. My body doesn't appreciate it and lets me know.

  3. Totally on board with no underwear. I honestly can't imagine why people do wear underwear. This should be its own thread. It's just more laundry, isn't it? I never wear underwear.

     

    :huh:

     

    Yes. I think there are more of our kind out there too. We should make a coming out thread for no underwear

    How do you keep your junk from bouncing and swinging around when you walk?

     

    Got a sea shanty:

     

    :musicnote: Do your balls hang low

    Can you swing 'em too and fro?

    Can you tie 'em in a knot

    Can you tie 'em in a bow?

    If you get a funny feeling

    When they're hanging from the ceiling

    You'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low :musicnote:

     

    :P

     

    Hahaha! I can still hear in my head a sanitised version of that song my brother used to sing when we were kids:

     

    Do your ears hang low?

    Do they wobble to and fro?

    Can you tie them in a knot?

    Can you tie them in a bow?

    Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?

    Do your ears hang low?

     

    You have to wonder what drugs people are taking when they write these songs.

  4. I feel like I've instantly gained 5 pounds on my stomach.

     

    How much did you eat?

     

    Popcorn with real butter!

     

    I shared a small thin-crust with my co-worker.

    What kind of job is it?

     

    I'm a front-desk supervisor/maid/maintenance woman/security guard/reservations-concierge person thinger.

    At what kind of establishment?

     

    A brothel.

    Now you're just being fatuous.

     

    OMG RUDE!

     

    I work at a hotel.

    I bet it's fancy too! :smoke:

     

    Kind of sort of, not super luxury but boutique-style.

  5. I feel like I've instantly gained 5 pounds on my stomach.

     

    How much did you eat?

     

    Popcorn with real butter!

     

    I shared a small thin-crust with my co-worker.

    What kind of job is it?

     

    I'm a front-desk supervisor/maid/maintenance woman/security guard/reservations-concierge person thinger.

    At what kind of establishment?

     

    A brothel.

    Now you're just being fatuous.

     

    OMG RUDE!

     

    I work at a hotel.

  6. I feel like I've instantly gained 5 pounds on my stomach.

     

    How much did you eat?

     

    Popcorn with real butter!

     

    I shared a small thin-crust with my co-worker.

    What kind of job is it?

     

    I'm a front-desk supervisor/maid/maintenance woman/security guard/reservations-concierge person thinger.

    At what kind of establishment?

     

    A brothel.

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