gangsterfurious

I won't be here when I am eating it but, since today is so nice and cool (probably one of the last cool days, unfortunately, we will have for a couple of months), I will be making a delicious chicken dinner tonight with delicious rice. And I bought myself a nice ripe avocado this morning that I will have with it.

 

I'll be over when I get off of work.

I think what you all are saying is:

 

- people can be assholes.

- boobs are pretty great.

 

 

Sure.

I think the issue with small penises is that guys who have them can be... dicks.

 

That's a problem with guys with large penises as well

 

This is very true but I'm talking about men who are insecure about their size and turn into assholes because of it.

 

And I'm talking about men who place too much value on their notable size and turn into assholes because of it!

 

Frankly, I've found that to be at least as much of a problem.

 

Kind of like the hot chicks that are bitches thread.

 

I've posted a picture of mine just so you can evaluate.

 

http://data:image/jp...JvK2leKAUAoD//Z

 

Also, I am not hot and have been referred to as a bitch multiple times. :dweez:

So in conclusion... men are assholes. :dweez:

 

Yes.

 

Actually, we're not. I know you were being funny but some of us are actually stand up guys who have been married for 22 years, been faithful, open doors for women and refuse to allow a woman to carry something if I am... I mean they are able to do it for them. You might be surprised how many really good guys are out there. Go for us slightly less than average looking guys and you'll probably be way happier with the way they treat you.

 

I am sure my husband will appreciate your assumption that he's a big buff stud-muffin model type.

frosted flakes

 

 

I'm having an off day. :sigh:

I know. Just curious to see who would click on it.

 

I knew it was going to be a fake, or a funny, but a girl can hope.

I think the issue with small penises is that guys who have them can be... dicks.

 

That's a problem with guys with large penises as well

 

This is very true but I'm talking about men who are insecure about their size and turn into assholes because of it.

 

And I'm talking about men who place too much value on their notable size and turn into assholes because of it!

 

Frankly, I've found that to be at least as much of a problem.

 

Kind of like the hot chicks that are bitches thread.

 

I've posted a picture of mine just so you can evaluate.

 

http://data:image/jp...JvK2leKAUAoD//Z

 

Link broken.

So in conclusion... men are assholes. :dweez:

I think the issue with small penises is that guys who have them can be... dicks.

 

That's a problem with guys with large penises as well

 

This is very true but I'm talking about men who are insecure about their size and turn into assholes because of it.

 

And I'm talking about men who place too much value on their notable size and turn into assholes because of it!

 

Frankly, I've found that to be at least as much of a problem.

 

It is.

I think the issue with small penises is that guys who have them can be... dicks.

 

That's a problem with guys with large penises as well

 

This is very true but I'm talking about men who are insecure about their size and turn into assholes because of it.

60 grams of almonds and a bakewell tart...

 

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/11/article-2246470-0B8BBE9B00000578-286_634x318.jpg

 

Want.

Aye, I also get trifle bakewells, they didn't have any left though last week and no Viennese whirls either... :o :smoke:

 

I'll have to Google those.

I think the issue with small penises is that guys who have them can be... dicks.

Maybe they pack a few ice cubes in there with it to keep it shriveled up. Looks to me like there is plenty of room for a couple of big cubes.

 

 

I don't think those little boys need to worry about shriveling anything. God already gave them pre-shriveling.

Come on...shrinkage is no laughing matter! :|

 

 

It is to us.

 

Ouch. That's harsh.

 

Keep in mind it is YOUR job to make sure it reaches its maximum potential. You can literally "measure" how into you a guy is.

 

Well as a girl who's played with guys on every end of the spectrum there's only so much I can do ya know.

 

Nope. Don't know at all. I'm familiar with my hardware but... that's it.

 

What I can say is I've never judged a girl on the size of her breasts. Personality and confidence go a long way with me.

 

Is she trying to stick her breasts in the area where you orgasm?

Can this be translated into Gangster only likes big dicks (but not old man who likes young girl big dicks)? ;)

 

In all honesty, I don't.

So as long as you're not presented with a micro penis you're ok then? :D

 

You know what, honestly that would be difficult but it would really depend on how much I loved that person and wanted to be with them, in this day in age I think there's a lot of things couples can do if they get creative. I actually had a friend who was born very, very prematurely and does have this issue, he is a staunch Catholic and feels it is god's way of telling him to seek the priesthood and he is just overall a great guy. I wouldn't want to see girls dismiss him because of it because I think he'd be such a great partner should be choose to be in a relationship instead.

60 grams of almonds and a bakewell tart...

 

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/11/article-2246470-0B8BBE9B00000578-286_634x318.jpg

 

Want.

Coffee.

 

My co-workers "forgot" to relieve me for lunch.

Maybe they pack a few ice cubes in there with it to keep it shriveled up. Looks to me like there is plenty of room for a couple of big cubes.

 

 

I don't think those little boys need to worry about shriveling anything. God already gave them pre-shriveling.

Come on...shrinkage is no laughing matter! :|

 

 

It is to us.

 

Ouch. That's harsh.

 

Keep in mind it is YOUR job to make sure it reaches its maximum potential. You can literally "measure" how into you a guy is.

 

Well as a girl who's played with guys on every end of the spectrum there's only so much I can do ya know.

 

Nope. Don't know at all. I'm familiar with my hardware but... that's it.

 

What I can say is I've never judged a girl on the size of her breasts. Personality and confidence go a long way with me.

 

Is she trying to stick her breasts in the area where you orgasm?

Can this be translated into Gangster only likes big dicks (but not old man who likes young girl big dicks)? ;)

 

In all honesty, I don't.

Maybe they pack a few ice cubes in there with it to keep it shriveled up. Looks to me like there is plenty of room for a couple of big cubes.

 

 

I don't think those little boys need to worry about shriveling anything. God already gave them pre-shriveling.

Come on...shrinkage is no laughing matter! :|

 

 

It is to us.

 

Ouch. That's harsh.

 

Keep in mind it is YOUR job to make sure it reaches its maximum potential. You can literally "measure" how into you a guy is.

 

Well as a girl who's played with guys on every end of the spectrum there's only so much I can do ya know.

 

Nope. Don't know at all. I'm familiar with my hardware but... that's it.

 

What I can say is I've never judged a girl on the size of her breasts. Personality and confidence go a long way with me.

 

Is she trying to stick her breasts in the area where you orgasm?

Maybe they pack a few ice cubes in there with it to keep it shriveled up. Looks to me like there is plenty of room for a couple of big cubes.

 

 

I don't think those little boys need to worry about shriveling anything. God already gave them pre-shriveling.

Come on...shrinkage is no laughing matter! :|

 

 

It is to us.

 

Ouch. That's harsh.

 

Keep in mind it is YOUR job to make sure it reaches its maximum potential. You can literally "measure" how into you a guy is.

 

Well as a girl who's played with guys on every end of the spectrum there's only so much I can do ya know.

Maybe they pack a few ice cubes in there with it to keep it shriveled up. Looks to me like there is plenty of room for a couple of big cubes.

 

 

I don't think those little boys need to worry about shriveling anything. God already gave them pre-shriveling.

Come on...shrinkage is no laughing matter! :|

 

Then why am I laughing so hard?

Maybe they pack a few ice cubes in there with it to keep it shriveled up. Looks to me like there is plenty of room for a couple of big cubes.

 

 

I don't think those little boys need to worry about shriveling anything. God already gave them pre-shriveling.

I don't get it.

 

Awwwwww. Your life won't be complete until you do.

Ppotato chips and a pepsi, for breakfast.

 

I forgot my two cups of fruit at home in the fridge....

 

That's no way to go through life young lady. :P

 

Reminds me of the days when I was 19 and could have a Dr. Pepper and a doughnut for breakfast and then go burn it off with a 30 minute gym session. Instead tonight I'll have to spend 300 minutes at the gym instead, oh well.

Potato chips and a pepsi, for breakfast.

 

I forgot my two cups of fruit at home in the fridge....

I couldn't wear one of those unless I did some serious manscaping down there. It'd look like a trapped a squirrel in there!

 

I wouldn't quite go with squirrel. I was picturing this...

 

http://newsonia.com/media/upload/images/2013/08/29/3jN7c1MSG9PueJNgTHopzFxLczZNYQGn_598x414.jpg

You are a very brave man.

 

 

Seriously brave. All of the sudden I'm feeling a bit pissy.