Citizen of the World

QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 25 2012, 06:48 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 08:38 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 25 2012, 06:31 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 07:07 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 25 2012, 12:37 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 25 2012, 07:49 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 09:02 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 24 2012, 08:26 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 24 2012, 08:29 AM) and our figures show that the motorways are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of the Leicester bypass our ratings gave us 97,300,912, and ITV nought. So I do feel we ought to give B roads their own series. ...where the Montgolfier brothers made their first ascent in a fire balloon. Their father Arthur Piranha, a scrap-metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police, and a devout Catholic Bob and Janet have eaten Mr Farquar's goldfish during an Oxfam lunch, and Mrs Elsmore's marriage is threatened by Doug's insistence that he is on a different level of consciousness. Louise's hernia has been confirmed, and Jim, Bob's brother, has run over the editor of the 'Lancet' on his way to see Jenny, a freelance Pagoda designer. That's not funny! No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet. So I'm stopping it. Anyone found trivialising this thread will face the supreme penalty that military law can provide. Well... I'd just like to say, m'lud, I've got a family... a wife and six kids... and I hope very much you don't have to take away my freedom... because... well, because m'lud freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society. It is a bond wherewith the savage man may charm the outward hatchments of his soul, and soothe the troubled breast into a magnitude of quiet. It is most precious as a blessed balm, the saviour of princes, the harbinger of happiness, yea, the very stuff and pith of all we hold most dear. What frees the prisoner in his lonely cell, chained within the bondage of rude walls, far from the owl of Thebes? What fires and stirs the woodcock in his springe or wakes the drowsy apricot betides? What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to? Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! "He steals from the poor and gives to the rich...stupid bitch" Listen, mate! Don't come that Philip Sidney bit with me. I'm not a bloody Tudor at all. I'm Gaskell of the Vice Squad and this is Sergeant Maddox.

QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 25 2012, 06:31 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 07:07 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 25 2012, 12:37 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 25 2012, 07:49 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 09:02 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 24 2012, 08:26 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 24 2012, 08:29 AM) and our figures show that the motorways are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of the Leicester bypass our ratings gave us 97,300,912, and ITV nought. So I do feel we ought to give B roads their own series. ...where the Montgolfier brothers made their first ascent in a fire balloon. Their father Arthur Piranha, a scrap-metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police, and a devout Catholic Bob and Janet have eaten Mr Farquar's goldfish during an Oxfam lunch, and Mrs Elsmore's marriage is threatened by Doug's insistence that he is on a different level of consciousness. Louise's hernia has been confirmed, and Jim, Bob's brother, has run over the editor of the 'Lancet' on his way to see Jenny, a freelance Pagoda designer. That's not funny! No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet. So I'm stopping it. Anyone found trivialising this thread will face the supreme penalty that military law can provide. Well... I'd just like to say, m'lud, I've got a family... a wife and six kids... and I hope very much you don't have to take away my freedom... because... well, because m'lud freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society. It is a bond wherewith the savage man may charm the outward hatchments of his soul, and soothe the troubled breast into a magnitude of quiet. It is most precious as a blessed balm, the saviour of princes, the harbinger of happiness, yea, the very stuff and pith of all we hold most dear. What frees the prisoner in his lonely cell, chained within the bondage of rude walls, far from the owl of Thebes? What fires and stirs the woodcock in his springe or wakes the drowsy apricot betides? What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to? Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!

QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 25 2012, 12:37 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 25 2012, 07:49 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 09:02 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 24 2012, 08:26 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 24 2012, 08:29 AM) and our figures show that the motorways are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of the Leicester bypass our ratings gave us 97,300,912, and ITV nought. So I do feel we ought to give B roads their own series. ...where the Montgolfier brothers made their first ascent in a fire balloon. Their father Arthur Piranha, a scrap-metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police, and a devout Catholic Bob and Janet have eaten Mr Farquar's goldfish during an Oxfam lunch, and Mrs Elsmore's marriage is threatened by Doug's insistence that he is on a different level of consciousness. Louise's hernia has been confirmed, and Jim, Bob's brother, has run over the editor of the 'Lancet' on his way to see Jenny, a freelance Pagoda designer. That's not funny! No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet. So I'm stopping it.

QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 08:11 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 09:52 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 07:42 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 08:37 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 05:26 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 06:58 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 04:47 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 06:27 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 04:13 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 06:04 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 03:39 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 05:38 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Sep 18 2012, 03:23 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 04:56 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Sep 18 2012, 04:19 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 02:25 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 18 2012, 10:37 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 04:15 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 18 2012, 09:58 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 03:42 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 18 2012, 04:51 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 06:41 AM) Start again! Quite agree. Quite agree. You two hermits, stop that sketch. I think it's silly. Silly?! I suppose it is a bit. What have we been doing wasting our lives with all this nonsense? Right, thread adjourned forever... Extremely well not played there. Beautifully not done anything about. Hello, again. I could not keep away from you. I must have you all the time. Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0001.gif But she's got a big bottom. Would you like Raquel Welch dropped on top of you? I hope she's an unsuccessful encyclopedia saleswoman. How about a chartered accountant? Well this is just one of the all too many cases on our books of chartered accountancy. The only way that we can fight this terrible debilitating social disease, is by informing the general public of its consequences, by showing young people that it's just not worth it. So, so please... give generously... to this address: The League for Fighting Chartered Accountancy, 55 Lincoln House, Basil Street, London, SW3. I can't touch it. There's no return on it, you see. What are the figures, what are the facts, what do people mean when they talk about things? Do we have any figures on how scared they are? Well, as I was telling mummy and Mervyn earlier, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional... Oh yes, man, Monaco's won de big prize. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Chairman, friends of the society, your dummy Royal Highness. Once again, the year has come full circle, and for me there can be no greater privilege, and honour, than to that to which it is my lot to have befallen this evening. Yes, but is your wife a goer, eh? Oh yeah ... you know... get 'em when they're young eh... eh! OOOOH! Know what I mean eh, oooh! No...not quite...but, er, just look in here... Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here? Nein, das deutsche Klassenzimmer. I don't like the sound of these 'ere boncentration bamps.

QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 07:42 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 08:37 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 05:26 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 06:58 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 04:47 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 06:27 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 04:13 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 06:04 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 03:39 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 05:38 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Sep 18 2012, 03:23 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 04:56 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Sep 18 2012, 04:19 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 02:25 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 18 2012, 10:37 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 04:15 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 18 2012, 09:58 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 03:42 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 18 2012, 04:51 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 06:41 AM) Start again! Quite agree. Quite agree. You two hermits, stop that sketch. I think it's silly. Silly?! I suppose it is a bit. What have we been doing wasting our lives with all this nonsense? Right, thread adjourned forever... Extremely well not played there. Beautifully not done anything about. Hello, again. I could not keep away from you. I must have you all the time. Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0001.gif But she's got a big bottom. Would you like Raquel Welch dropped on top of you? I hope she's an unsuccessful encyclopedia saleswoman. How about a chartered accountant? Well this is just one of the all too many cases on our books of chartered accountancy. The only way that we can fight this terrible debilitating social disease, is by informing the general public of its consequences, by showing young people that it's just not worth it. So, so please... give generously... to this address: The League for Fighting Chartered Accountancy, 55 Lincoln House, Basil Street, London, SW3. I can't touch it. There's no return on it, you see. What are the figures, what are the facts, what do people mean when they talk about things? Do we have any figures on how scared they are? Well, as I was telling mummy and Mervyn earlier, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional... Oh yes, man, Monaco's won de big prize. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Chairman, friends of the society, your dummy Royal Highness. Once again, the year has come full circle, and for me there can be no greater privilege, and honour, than to that to which it is my lot to have befallen this evening. Yes, but is your wife a goer, eh? Oh yeah ... you know... get 'em when they're young eh... eh! OOOOH! Know what I mean eh, oooh! No...not quite...but, er, just look in here... Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?

QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 05:26 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 06:58 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 04:47 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 06:27 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 04:13 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 06:04 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 03:39 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 05:38 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Sep 18 2012, 03:23 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 04:56 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Sep 18 2012, 04:19 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 02:25 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 18 2012, 10:37 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 04:15 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 18 2012, 09:58 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 03:42 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 18 2012, 04:51 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 06:41 AM) Start again! Quite agree. Quite agree. You two hermits, stop that sketch. I think it's silly. Silly?! I suppose it is a bit. What have we been doing wasting our lives with all this nonsense? Right, thread adjourned forever... Extremely well not played there. Beautifully not done anything about. Hello, again. I could not keep away from you. I must have you all the time. Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0001.gif But she's got a big bottom. Would you like Raquel Welch dropped on top of you? I hope she's an unsuccessful encyclopedia saleswoman. How about a chartered accountant? Well this is just one of the all too many cases on our books of chartered accountancy. The only way that we can fight this terrible debilitating social disease, is by informing the general public of its consequences, by showing young people that it's just not worth it. So, so please... give generously... to this address: The League for Fighting Chartered Accountancy, 55 Lincoln House, Basil Street, London, SW3. I can't touch it. There's no return on it, you see. What are the figures, what are the facts, what do people mean when they talk about things? Do we have any figures on how scared they are? Well, as I was telling mummy and Mervyn earlier, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional... Oh yes, man, Monaco's won de big prize. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Chairman, friends of the society, your dummy Royal Highness. Once again, the year has come full circle, and for me there can be no greater privilege, and honour, than to that to which it is my lot to have befallen this evening. Yes, but is your wife a goer, eh? Oh yeah ... you know... get 'em when they're young eh... eh! OOOOH! Know what I mean eh, oooh!

QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 04:47 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 06:27 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 04:13 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 06:04 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 03:39 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 05:38 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Sep 18 2012, 03:23 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 04:56 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Sep 18 2012, 04:19 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 02:25 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 18 2012, 10:37 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 04:15 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 18 2012, 09:58 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 03:42 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 18 2012, 04:51 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 06:41 AM) Start again! Quite agree. Quite agree. You two hermits, stop that sketch. I think it's silly. Silly?! I suppose it is a bit. What have we been doing wasting our lives with all this nonsense? Right, thread adjourned forever... Extremely well not played there. Beautifully not done anything about. Hello, again. I could not keep away from you. I must have you all the time. Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0001.gif But she's got a big bottom. Would you like Raquel Welch dropped on top of you? I hope she's an unsuccessful encyclopedia saleswoman. How about a chartered accountant? Well this is just one of the all too many cases on our books of chartered accountancy. The only way that we can fight this terrible debilitating social disease, is by informing the general public of its consequences, by showing young people that it's just not worth it. So, so please... give generously... to this address: The League for Fighting Chartered Accountancy, 55 Lincoln House, Basil Street, London, SW3. I can't touch it. There's no return on it, you see. What are the figures, what are the facts, what do people mean when they talk about things? Do we have any figures on how scared they are? Well, as I was telling mummy and Mervyn earlier, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional... Oh yes, man, Monaco's won de big prize. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Chairman, friends of the society, your dummy Royal Highness. Once again, the year has come full circle, and for me there can be no greater privilege, and honour, than to that to which it is my lot to have befallen this evening.

QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 04:13 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 06:04 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 03:39 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 05:38 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Sep 18 2012, 03:23 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 04:56 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Sep 18 2012, 04:19 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 02:25 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 18 2012, 10:37 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 04:15 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 18 2012, 09:58 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 03:42 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 18 2012, 04:51 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 06:41 AM) Start again! Quite agree. Quite agree. You two hermits, stop that sketch. I think it's silly. Silly?! I suppose it is a bit. What have we been doing wasting our lives with all this nonsense? Right, thread adjourned forever... Extremely well not played there. Beautifully not done anything about. Hello, again. I could not keep away from you. I must have you all the time. Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0001.gif But she's got a big bottom. Would you like Raquel Welch dropped on top of you? I hope she's an unsuccessful encyclopedia saleswoman. How about a chartered accountant? Well this is just one of the all too many cases on our books of chartered accountancy. The only way that we can fight this terrible debilitating social disease, is by informing the general public of its consequences, by showing young people that it's just not worth it. So, so please... give generously... to this address: The League for Fighting Chartered Accountancy, 55 Lincoln House, Basil Street, London, SW3. I can't touch it. There's no return on it, you see. What are the figures, what are the facts, what do people mean when they talk about things? Do we have any figures on how scared they are? Well, as I was telling mummy and Mervyn earlier, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional...

QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 03:39 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 05:38 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Sep 18 2012, 03:23 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 04:56 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Sep 18 2012, 04:19 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 02:25 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 18 2012, 10:37 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 04:15 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 18 2012, 09:58 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 18 2012, 03:42 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 18 2012, 04:51 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 18 2012, 06:41 AM) Start again! Quite agree. Quite agree. You two hermits, stop that sketch. I think it's silly. Silly?! I suppose it is a bit. What have we been doing wasting our lives with all this nonsense? Right, thread adjourned forever... Extremely well not played there. Beautifully not done anything about. Hello, again. I could not keep away from you. I must have you all the time. Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0001.gif But she's got a big bottom. Would you like Raquel Welch dropped on top of you? I hope she's an unsuccessful encyclopedia saleswoman. How about a chartered accountant? Well this is just one of the all too many cases on our books of chartered accountancy. The only way that we can fight this terrible debilitating social disease, is by informing the general public of its consequences, by showing young people that it's just not worth it. So, so please... give generously... to this address: The League for Fighting Chartered Accountancy, 55 Lincoln House, Basil Street, London, SW3. I can't touch it. There's no return on it, you see. What are the figures, what are the facts, what do people mean when they talk about things?