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If you don’t know what introspection is you need to take a long, hard look at yourself
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Whenever someone says ‘I don’t believe in coincidences’. I say ‘Oh my god! Me neither!’
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Laughter is the best medicine, though it tends not to work in the case of impotence
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I used to ask a lot of rhetorical questions but I don't do it anymore. I mean, what's the point?
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Just finished a puzzle today in 6 months yet on the side of the box it says 2 to 4 years.
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My ex was so immature that if we had an argument she would wait until I was in the the bath and then she would burst in and sink my boats.
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Well, I'm having a great day. Woke up this morning, got out of bed, went to the bathroom. In that order!
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Had a big can of Alphaghetti, not long after the best vowel movement I've ever had
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Some people are like Slinkies not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs