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- "Never marry a farmer. They'll always be hoeing around"
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QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jul 10 2005, 06:10 PM) Forgive me for not taking out the arrows. I am a bit lazy today. 
EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH
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>>>>>> There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
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>>>>>> 1. He called everyone "brother."
>>>>>> 2. He liked Gospel.
>>>>>> 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
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>>>>>> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
>>>>>> Jewish:
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>>>>>> 1. He went into His Father's business.
>>>>>> 2. He lived at home until he was 33.
>>>>>> 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He
>>>>>> was God.
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>>>>>> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
>>>>>> Italian:
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>>>>>> 1. He talked with his hands.
>>>>>> 2. He had wine with His meals.
>>>>>> 3. He used olive oil.
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>>>>>> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
>>>>>> Californian:
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>>>>>> 1. He never cut his hair.
>>>>>> 2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
>>>>>> 3. He started a new religion.
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>>>>>> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an
>>>>>> American Indian:
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>>>>>> 1. He was one at peace with nature.
>>>>>> 2. He ate a lot of fish.
>>>>>> 3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
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>>>>>> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
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>>>>>> 1. He never got married.
>>>>>> 2. He was always telling stories.
>>>>>> 3. He loved green pastures.
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>>>>>> But the most compelling evidence of all -- 3 proofs that Jesus
>>>>>> was a woman:
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>>>>>> 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
>>>>>> 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who
>>>>>> just didn't get it.
>>>>>> 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was
>>>>>> work to do.
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QUOTE (sfuentes @ Mar 31 2005, 04:44 AM) All right. I have one.
"I am the double-edged sword,
The two-headed snake
As giving as St. Nick
Ah, I also have a sting"
A bit easy, I believe.Freewill?
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For pure poetical lyrical beauty...
Entre Nous
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QUOTE (Inthend @ Jul 1 2005, 07:28 PM) 1 = C in my A
Think Hemispheres
What was I smokin that night?I mean with a name like this...
I guess sometimes you just have to laugh at yourself.
Sometimes I really do
myself up! 
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QUOTE (Inthend @ Jul 7 2005, 12:49 AM) That God she's back! Please throw us a bone. 
That's should be "thank God" and thanks for the hint.
Although I don't think it'll help me - but I'll keep tring
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That God she's back! Please throw us a bone.
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QUOTE (debe @ Jan 30 2005, 01:08 AM) Seven, anything with Jean-Claude Van (look at my butt)Damm or Chevy Chase in it. Lately... Troy. Did Brad Pitt actually act in that, cause I didn't see any acting from him. Troy was terrible with some terrible philosophic lines in it.
Some writers should be worried. So should some actors.
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Citizen Kane!!! You must suffer. -
1 = C in my A
Think Hemispheres
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QUOTE (sfuentes @ Jan 3 2005, 03:06 AM) Between Driven and Resist, I choose Resist. QUOTE Between Driven and Resist, I choose Resist. 
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Driven is good. But the way "Resist" rises and falls - I just
it.That's a song I would consider if I was on a desserted island and only
got to pick one song to listen to.
I like "Dog Years" too.
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I really enjoyed this movie. Saw it about a month ago.
I thought the theme, a world religion that tries to suppress all human
emotion, was very thought provoking. I thought the action was dynamite.
When sir monk bad ass spun those two shotguns around and blew those
two emotion police's faces off. Oh my! Now that's a attitude adjustment
for ya.
But with all due respect, I think a more effective way to get people not to
feel is to over simulate them so the real world seems boring. You know,
enough is never enough. Could this be happening in our world?
Plus, more and more, society today encourages the use of a pill to
smooth out our emotions. I feel our emotions are signals to what's going
on in side of us. Quash your emotions and you don't have to face your
"demons". But having said that, sometimes, it seems, an "attitude adjustment" is what it takes to get you thru the night.
A very good flick. Give it a 8.9
Cool Optical Illusion
in Random Samples
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/test4vitalsigns/more%20gifs/trigrid.gif
The angles of the red and blue trianges are slightly different. The red triangle takes up slightly due to its steeper angle of elevation, so it fills up the whole screen when placed at the bottem. The blue one because it has a lower angle of elevation doesnt take as much up, therefore you get the empty block when it is the one at the bottem.