The official report said that the fat cells extracted from Bob's wife's ass were initially intended as support for her thin and lifeless lips. She had always felt inferior while viewing pictures of stars, like Eva Mendes and Liv Tyler, and sought to boost her confidence through a seemingly simple, cosmetic procedure.
But, after time passed, the fat cells had seeped on through the walls of the Septum, eventually settling and thence rendering this mangled, phallic-like appendage seen before you now in all its twisted glory. At first, Bob was saddened by his wife's newfound deformity. He felt the darn thing encroaching upon him at the dinner table, felt it sizing him up in the TV room. He thought it to be buckled and contorted, gnarled and grotesque. Was it looking to suffocate him in his sleep? How could he be absolutely sure it wasn't?
But, after weeks of exposure to his wife's new protuberance in the only place that really mattered, the Master Bedroom, Bob began to come around some. Bog began to see things from a different, better angle. The view from over his shoulder was utterly transending. What was earlier seen as an unwanted appurtenance, an entity out for only malicious ends, had now morphed into an indespensable 'bridge' between himself and his wife...and, something, which, at this very moment was dancing around proudly, smack dab right there in his very own ends. The lil' fella had found a home...a dark, stank, snug, and cavernous playland.
Now Bob, his little lady, and their new housemate are Livin' Large. It looks like Bob continues to enjoy the Big Lift he gets from his new, lil' buddy. This Christmas it'll be a sleigh full of Confidence and a sack full of Pride for Bob. So, enjoy the type of 'natural male enhancement' that can only be achieved through a freakish, out-patient, surgical procedure like this one. Try Menzyte today.