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...find yourself saying the title out loud several times in a "horror movie" style voice?? Or is it just me?? :smoke:

Somewhere on the forum Johnny's hiding with a gun Swears he'll kill any TRFer who watches crap movies for fun He's not sorry for having good taste he's got a girlfriend who dresses like a nun He broke into a DVD store To scratch his movie itch He didn't mean to turn the place into a wreck But he was offended by a poster of Ben Affleck Oh Johnny You see that nun, she's his girlfriend in disguise She doesn't know that his movie kick's gone bad When they told this to his father It drove the old man mad he shouted "but why is she dressed as a nun?? and what is she doing with my married son??" Just as his mother warned him about watching Keanu Reeves he said It's alright mom I know the guy is shit Stoker's Dracula makes me heave my nun girlfriend's got more acting skills in her bouncy tits Oh Johnny Now the mods have got him surrounded they're gonna give him to the law He wonders what the fuckk's the problem All this over a shitty store? It's back to the Shaolin temple if he gets away Master Po and Master Kan will tear him a new asshole make him walk the rice paper with razor blades unless he can spin them a yarn Oh Johnny Back in the alley where Affleck's Posters burned He thought he heard something move Beside the trash can he stood and turned The picture had been removed Now there's a Rocky and Rambo poster And a Schwarzenegger one too like they'd popped out of a toaster warped and popped like glue Oh Johnny And now he runs his own DVD store with only good flicks now aloud and if you want to hear him roar ask for a film starring Will Ferrell or that Adam Sandler bore at your peril... oh Johnny

This is great! If Steve Walsh is a 10 then Elefante is a 9.5! :haz: :haz: :haz: :haz: Here's the full band line-up with who does what: Kerry Livgren (guitars, keyboards, backing vocals) Robby Steinhardt (violin, vocals, backing vocals, tambourine, triangle, drums) John Elefante (vocals, keyboards, backing vocals, guitars) Rich Williams (guitars) Dave Hope (bass) Phil Ehart (drums) Guest musician: Warren Ham (backing vocals, flute, saxophone, clarinet, keyboards, harmonica, woodblock)

I've started to get this sort of crash when I make a quick post on here. Everything turns to gibberish and a message says that some plug-in is no longer compatible with chrome. The post seems to be ok when I view it afterwards. It's kind of weirding me out a bit though. Chrome are fuckking pain in the arse, every new change they bring is for the worse. Plug-ins, crap scroll bar, bookmarks f***ed up. They may have to go!

Keith RIchards: No, I understand—the 
Beatles sounded great when they were the Beatles. But there's not a lot of roots in that music. I think they got carried away. Why not? If you're the Beatles in the '60s, you just get carried away—you forget what it is you wanted to do. You're starting to do Sgt. Pepper. Some people think it's a genius album, but I think it's a mishmash of rubbish, kind of like Satanic Majesties—"Oh, if you can make a load of shit, so can we." http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/music/interviews/a36899/keith-richards-interview-0915/

Happy Birthday fellow SAINTS fan! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

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This is a shorter poll I need you to FOCUS on this one. :D-13:

Which of these RUSH boys is the least macho??

Talk to me people we need to communicate! :smoke:

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Off the top of my head Judas Priest with Hope which is also a 2 minute interlude-style piece.

Earl you're insane!! I know you're out there somewhere on a Van Halen kick! I have a confession, back in the mid 80's I used to think Great White and White Lion were the same band! I don't think enough people realise how good MR MISTER are! :haz: :haz: :haz: That's all I wanted to say!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I7NBoP27TQ Holdsworth goes 8 string? http://i.imgur.com/EqtfOQk.jpg

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Let's hear it then...(or see it) And if you are then let me say YOU DAMN MISFIT!

Legendary rock and roll drummer Ginger Baker, whose resume includes stints with CREAM, BLIND FAITH and PUBLIC IMAGE LTD, has slammed heavy metal as "an abortion," explaining that he finds "people that dress up in spandex trousers with all the extraordinary makeup incredibly repulsive." Baker, who gained a reputation as the most uncontrollable musician on the scene, was the subject of a 2013 documentary, "Beware Of Mr. Baker", which painted the title character as a chain-smoking, profanity-spewing, mean-spirited, entitled, grouchy, vile and self-destructive man with otherworldly talent and tragic flaws. Asked in a brand new interview with Jim Clash of Forbes.com what his take is on heavy metal, Baker responded: "These people that dress up in spandex trousers with all the extraordinary makeup — I find it incredibly repulsive, always have. "I've seen where CREAM is sort of held responsible for the birth of heavy metal. Well, I would definitely go for aborting. [Laughs] I loathe and detest heavy metal. I think it is an abortion. "A lot of these guys come up and say, 'Man, you were my influence, the way you thrashed the drums.' They don't seem to understand I was thrashing in order to hear what I was playing. It was anger, not enjoyment — and painful. I suffered on stage because of that [high amplifier] volume crap. I didn't like it then, and like it even less now. "That whole Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame thing — at least half the people in there don't have a place in any kind of hall of fame anywhere, in my opinion." Baker also offered his colorful take on LED ZEPPELIN's late drummer John Bonham, saying: "Years ago, John said, 'There are two drummers in rock and roll, Ginger Baker and me.' There's no way John was anywhere near what I am. He wasn't a musician." He continued: "A lot of people don't realize I studied. I can write music. I used to write big band parts in 1960, '61. I felt that if I was a drummer, I needed to learn to read drum music. I was so good at sight reading, a guy in one of the big bands told me to get two books. I studied them at the same time. One was about the rules of basic harmony, the other how to break them all. [Laughs]" According to Rolling Stone, Baker "repeatedly sabotaged his success, reputation and personal life with a hair-trigger temper, poor financial choices and a preference for drugs and exile over attachment and responsibility," the consequences of which "dog him to this day." In a Rolling Stone interview, BLACK SABBATH guitarist Tony Iommi revealed that, when Bill Ward exited the band in 2012, producer Rick Rubin thought Baker would be a good replacement. Iommi told the magazine: "I thought, 'Bloody hell?' I just couldn't see that." SABBATH ended up hiring RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE drummer Brad Wilk to play on their comeback album, 2013's "13".

“Behind every man now alive stand thirty ghosts, for that is the ratio by which the dead outnumber the living. Since the dawn of time, roughly a hundred billion human beings have walked the planet Earth. Discuss...or forever hold your peace with your 30 ghosts... <<< Me and my :blaze: :blaze: :blaze: :blaze: :blaze: :blaze: :blaze: :blaze: :blaze: :blaze: :blaze: :blaze: :blaze: :blaze: :blaze:

This guy: http://www.latimes.com/includes/projects/hollywood/portraits/eric_braeden.jpg http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_S-sIC9jqNzg/SsNS2s2N9-I/AAAAAAAACXA/jS4dFz2RQX8/s400/Victor1980.jpg http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsB/tve1957-19671210-231.jpg http://welovesoaps.com/wls38/eric-braeden-birthday.jpg

Who is smarter???

This is the thread I'll be using from now on...