http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/10/16/18/2D77AC8800000578-3276189-Disgruntled_A_letter_of_complaint_written_by_Henry_Bear_the_Bord-m-35_1445017451646.jpg I expect soft towels after this walk not those rags you used last time! http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/10/16/18/2D77ACBC00000578-3276189-image-a-8_1445016971040.jpg Ok I'm dry now... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxoCvjS8IiE http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/10/16/18/2D77AD5900000578-3276189-image-m-17_1445017148043.jpg Wet again! http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/10/16/18/2D77AC6C00000578-3276189-image-m-19_1445017164499.jpg I feel I'm being neglected... http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/10/16/18/2D77AAFC00000578-3276189-image-a-20_1445017178253.jpg Just keep me dry from now on ok?