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Romi - The Bringer of Love

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  1. QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Dec 3 2004, 12:59 PM)
    SLAINE!!!  rofl3.gif

    My contribution for today:

    A store that sells wives opens in Dallas, TX, where a man may go to choose a wife from among MANY women. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the women increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

    There is however, a catch: As you open the door to any floor you may choose a wife from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building--no stopping on any lower floors.
    A man goes to the shopping center to find a wife.
    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These women have jobs.
    The man reads the sign and says to himself,

    "Well, that's better than my last girlfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up he goes.

    The second floor sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These women have jobs, love sports, and drink beer.
    The man smiles to himself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?"

    The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These women have jobs, love sports, drink beer, and are extremely good looking.
    "Hmmm, better!" he says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

    The fourth floor sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These women have jobs, love sports, drink beer, are extremely good looking and do all the housework.
    "Wow!" exclaims the man, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more,much more, further up!" He heads up another flight.

    The fifth floor sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These women have jobs, love sports, drink beer, are extremely good looking, do all the housework and don't bitch and gripe about anything.
    "Hot Damn!..how close to perfect can you get?.. But just think...what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor he goes.

    The sixth floor sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 133,956,779,012 to this floor.
    There are no women on this floor.

    This floor exists solely as proof that men are impossible to please.

    Thank you for shopping Wife Mart, and have a nice day.

    As they say in Second Nature: "Perfect's not for real" dazed025.gif fists crying.gif

  2. Greetings friend Writer, and congratulations for your great job.

     

    With your permission, I'd like to share my short experiences in rediscovering Rush. Unfortunately they are not as interesting as those from you, and my knowledge to deal with music in technical terms is almost null.

     

    I've rediscovered Rush after a period in which I was deeply involved with religion and by that time everything seemed to be a sin, including listening to Rush that nowadays I regard as my Superior Power. The ecstasy that I use to feel most of time when I'm listening to Rush is greater than anything else felt before in religion or even through sex intercourse I guess.

     

    The second time that I rediscovered Rush was from the moment when I learned how to speak a little of English on, and by that time I was able to understand Neil's lyrics a little better and the excitement was just increased, in my opinion, Neil, besides drummer (baterista in Portuguese - my mother tongue), is a genius as a writer and lyricist, I've read Ghost Rider - Travels On The Healing Road twice, and I consider it a work of art and the best present that Neil could ever give to his fans. Despite some short breaks once in a while, I've always loved Rush and I will ever love, no matter what decision the boys take or path they follow.

     

    Keep posting

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  3. Hard to choose, today I'd stay with Tide Pools, which is a great overture for one of Rush's best songs ever. The two spheres running around each other on the video for Natural Science shown during RIR is amazingly inspiring, I think of it whenever I recall my so-called counterpart. It rocks. b_sigh.gif cool.gif 2.gif
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