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jendrisc

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  1. I am not a first class schmuck at all today.
  2. This is not my 500th post.
  3. I'm not trying to get to 500 today
  4. I'm not hungry at all right now.
  5. I'm happy being way more impatient than others.
  6. I did not miss my boyfriend at all last night.
  7. There is no way Rob has posted his 500th post!
  8. I am not hoping Rob gets to 500 today.
  9. My mind is never in the gutter.
  10. I love getting silly questions at work!
  11. It's not going to be the longest day ever and there's going to be no traffic for Rob or me on the way home.
  12. I'm not going to spend any extra money on random crap.
  13. I feel like listening to all my old NKOTB tapes right now
  14. I am not feverishly trying to get to my 400th post today.
  15. Rush was in a bathtub with Dream Theater and Mike Portnoy farted. Geddy loudly exclaimed, "Wheres My Thing!?!". "It is in Alex's double neck Gibson, which is not the greatest place to find a gigantic wildebeast. Neil said fear the snow dogs or they will kill your family, then outa nowhere came Kurt Cobain shooting heroin in the face. "Ow!" Neil ran screaming, grabbed his drumsticks and his helmet, whipped out his giant spaghetti noodle, and sped out of the studio to go find Terry Brown's apartment. "Oh my gosh! I forgot my...motorcycle keys and my newest lyrics. Well no big deal, Courtney Love will remember them. At that moment, the phone rang "Hello Neil, you left your lyrics back in Toronto and your snowdog is here too. Come get them." Neil replied, "I don't have the soup or shrimp cot to get the lyrics. So mail them here along with my motorcycle keys and kitty litter bags. Meanwhile, Alex was checking his Gibson sandwiches, which tasted similar to broccoli, but still couldn't compare to the soup he had each day. Chicken has protein for Geddy's fingers, giving him the feeling of pride from knowing that he soon would rule the world. "What'a Farcry you'd take the whole pie i had". He scurried away, frantically searching for his lost squirrel, who knows how he got away. And why. He called to his pet Canadian goose, not a creature came, "Why!, Oh why can't I get my silly real goose to run with the Toronto snowdog? An answer came from above. "Because, only good little geese can run into snowdogs whilst charging black squirrels". Geddy decided to pick up the fuzzy little fella while he was still ahead of the game, and promptly shared some popcorn with his bloated, whale - like Marlin and Dory, who were feeling especially thin and crispy, like Lays. "Start a new story, already! Sheesh!" said the start. They muttered aloud, "Jelly babies and crispy Lays can sometimes become yellow, sticky and mushy when left in the rain. Refrigerate your meat, because it really smells bad when you leave it on your grandmother overnight. She's old and incontinent. Andrew MacNaughton took her photograph and sold it to some tabloids
  16. I am miserable right now!
  17. I am not at all sympathetic to Rob's plight.
  18. I'm not nervous about Friday's weather forecast and the ALCS game #1.
  19. I haven't spent much time surfing the web today.
  20. I hope this day never ends.
  21. I love the selection in our cafeteria at work.
  22. I am not having a good time flirting with my boyfriend on TRF.
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